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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Sexy Supermodel Hippies

I’m not really a fan of music festivals. Last time I went to one, I’m pretty sure I caught some kind of fungus that started growing in between my toes. However, if there were girls that looked like Miranda Kerr , Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel at the festival, I’d be willing to catch an STD. Anyway, here they are at Coachella looking like super hot hippies.

Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Working It On Extra

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel didn’t appreciate me calling them dinosaurs in my last Victoria’s Secret post , because here they are appearing on Extra with that lucky bastard from Saved By the Bell looking hot as ever. So I apologize, but listen, I can’t make every Victoria’s Secret model happy. I’d still be willing to try though. Start forming a line outside my bedroom door and I’ll see what I can do. » view all 36 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: WENN.com

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Rihanna’s Hot Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna was topless on a photoshoot and someone posted the pics to instagram….pics that I would have preferred to be a little more hardcore considering she’s been rumored to have been a teen hooker at a karaoke bar in Barbados….a rumor I may have started thanks to my friend in Barbados…but that I believe is truth….and she’s put her relationship issues, like being beat by her future husband on blast, involving the media and the cops, something most girls use make-up to cover-up coupled with “falling down the stairs” excuses…to sexing herself up on stage, singing about whips and chains exciting her, and flaunting her nipple rings everywhere…I mean I’m surprised these aren’t pics of her in a gang bang, but that’s probably the kind of thing that would make Chris Brown jealous, mad because despite his dancing…or beating up of girls….he’s not a batty boy people….and he owns this pussy…. Boring or not, I’m posting it anyway…

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Candice, Karlie and Alessandra are Together in Bikinis of the Day

Those who model underwear and bikinis together…stay together…because they are paid too much to really relate to other people…but more importantly…they make up an exclusive secret society…that is corporately owned….up on some stepford wife shit…where these robots that are awesome to look at…go where they are told…either solo or as a group….in efforts to take over whatever room and peddle cheap, ill-fitting, padded bras on the unsuspecting lower-middle class suburban woman hoping she’ll look as good as these girls….and as good as they look, posing their typical pose…these girls are tall as fuck, and should start up a basketball or volleyball team….that I’d like to coach and by coach I mean masturbate in the corner while they are warming up…cuz robots or not, they are total babes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Best Danielle Fishel for Maxim Video You Will See Today of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim. Just last week they sent me an asshole Lawyer’s letter asking me to take down all the maxim pics I have ever posted since 2010…because before 2010…Maxim used to pay me 1000 dollars a month to link their bullshit cuz I was a bigger site than them….I even spoke to their Lawyer…who is so backwards running after their pics…instead of just being like every other site who doesn’t care if you use their pics as long as you big them up..cuz it’s fucking marketing….you fucking cocksuckers… So I refuse to post Maxim content or the low level D List chicks they are doing shoots with…unless it is in the form of an amazing youtube video by a serious fucking creep cuz finally…Maxim shoots have some fucking substance… Fuck you Maxim…and Topanga…despite her fan base…has always been a chubby weird looking freak…so if you’re into this just cuz she has tits…I totally expected you to be…Childhood fantasies should die off with your dreams and aspirations you failure.

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard… Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez Is Somewhat See Through

It’s important to end the week off right, so we’ve got even more Selena Gomez goodness for you again today. This time, she’s attending the Alliance for Children’s Rights’ 21st Annual Dinner. And since even I’m not mean enough to make a joke about a kids’ charity, instead I’d like to point out that I’m pretty sure the top half of Selena’s dress is see-through. Consider that my charitable contribution for the year. Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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More Amazing Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Someone up there must like me, because I’ve got even more awesome Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures for you guys today. And by up there, I mean the Victoria’s Secret big shot in his private plane that keeps ordering more bikini photoshoots of Alessandra. You know, I do so much promotion for these guys, I should be on their payroll. I’d come cheap too, I’ll work for dates with supermodels. Now, let’s talk about my first paycheck… » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis it Up for Money of the Day

Unlike you, Alessandra Ambrosio gets paid to prance around in her bikini….so you’d think looking at pics of her in a bikini would be uneventful, typical, even boring….because we’ve seen it all before…but I like to think of it as watching a great juggling act more than once…or listening to guy playing the same guitar solo on repeat….only the bikini version… Sure it’s familiar…it has been done….but it just speaks to your soul like a magical angel sent from heaven to watch over….more importantly….it offers us a baseline to compare the women in our lives to….to feel inadequate….but content knowing that this kind of mom body exists…even if the closest we will get to it is masturbating to it…. She’s a babe….she’s in a bikini….she’s getting paid…and we’re all assholes for celebrating it like it matters…but I’ll still celebrate it like it matters….cuz I have nothing else going on. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Bikini Pictures

My favorite MILF model Alessandra Ambrosio was back doing another bikini photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess she was still in the mood after it wrapped up, because she also did some impromptu posing for the lucky paparazzi following her afterwards. And hey, if Alessandra wants to keep this thing going, she’s welcome to swing by my place. The light in my bedroom is really flattering. » view all 44 photos Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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