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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Surfing of the Day

Ambrosio is in Hawaii and she’s rocking a PINK BIKINI …but I’m not allowed to post the pics….but I can link them… I don’t know if it is diabetes, sleep apnea, a hangover, or just a mild stroke, but today has been filled with great stories, great jokes, great ideas, but I keep forgetting them and end up in a cold sweat…It’s fucked…but in all that confusion, cloudy vision, dizziness and frustration, I will say, braindead, half retarded, useless or not….Ambrosio isa hot bikini model and mom or not…unscathed vagina or not….perfect body or not….not 19 anymore or not…I still love seeing her do the whole bikini thing…even if Miranda Kerr was the bitch Victoria’s Secret chose to wear the billion dollar bra in their fashion show… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria’s Secret Models Get A Workout

If you want to raise money for charity, it’s not a bad idea to invite a bunch of Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Here are Alessandra Ambrosio , Candice Swanepoel , Erin Heatherton , Lindsay Elligson and Lily Aldridge at something called the Victoria’s Secret supermodel cycle to benefit cancer at SoulCycle in Tribeca. If you really want to raise money, get these chicks all in a row on their exercise bikes at the front of the class, set up another fifty or so bikes behind them and charge thousands of dollars a bike the closer you get to their sexy spandex covered Victoria’s Secret booties. You’ll have dudes lined up out the door with their wallets open and their tongues hanging out.

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is…. Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

Shauna Sand is Everyone’s Favorite Trashcan Whore of the Day

I don’t know what it is, but I take great joy in watching Shauna Sand doing the mose menial, useless things….from her useless career, her useless porno, her useless tits, her useless teenage male hooke boyfriends, her useless parenting, her useless publicity stunts, just always make me laugh…. It’s like this sack of shit of a woman trying to be sexy, but accidentally turned herself into a scary clown, unable to make a dollar, unable to keep custody of her kids, unable to even successfully do porn cuz she waited til her pussy was dead and black…at least that’s what it looked like in the Shauna Sand Sex Tape attempt….and she just makes me feel good about my shitty life… So thank you Shauna Sand. You whore. To Get the Shauna Sand Sex Tape FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio on a Scooter and with a Bra of the Day

Here is supermodel mom posing on a Vespa….Hanging out Bras…because she sold her soul to the corporation that owns Victoria’s Secret…and she has a lifetime contract with them…that if she doesn’t respect or follow…they will turn around and kill her family memebers…that’s all part of going from a third world village, not that brazil is third world, but for the sake of this big evil corporation that seduces us with half naked hot bitches conspiracy theory, it is, to the top of the model charts….and that’s all I have to say

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Alessandra Ambrosio on a Scooter and with a Bra of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Breasts Are Fashionable

I don’t know anything about fashion, but to me a sexy dress with a bikini top on underneath works really nicely. Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio working it on the red carpet at some cheesy club opening in Las Vegas over the weekend. This chick is awesome, I mean a bikini top as a fashion accessory? Brilliant! What will she think of next? Please make it bikini bottoms with heels and a blazer. She can wear it to important supermodel functions. Hot! more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Eniko Mihalik for Muse #23 of the Day

I’ve posted on Eniko Mihalik before ….and I love her TITS …So I’m just gonna keep documenting her career, hoping she’s a workaholic cuz the more she works, the better it is for all of us, cuz her work involves getting half naked, cuz she knows that it’s a hell of a lot better than being a hooker back home in Hungary… FOLLOW ME

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Eniko Mihalik for Muse #23 of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Mom Ass in Demin of the Day

Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare…. FOLLOW ME

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Miley Cyrus Lingerie Pictures

I’m calling this post ‘ Miley Cyrus Lingerie Pictures’, mostly because it’s kind of a catchy title and I hope to lure in some pervert traffic, but I could easily have called it ‘ Miley Cyrus Old Timey Bathing Suit Pictures’. I’m not hating it, I see a lot of skin and all, but it’s a pretty strange looking outfit. How do I get in there? Anyhow, it’s Miley almost naked and that’s all that matters. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Rocks Her Skinny Jeans

I love watching supermodels do pretty much anything, preferably with very little clothes on, but these shots of Alessandra Ambrosio seem to be missing something. Sure she’s got on those skinny jeans that all the hipster chicks have ruined, but aside from that I’m a little bored. Where are the boobs and those giant fake angel wings? I thought those things went everywhere with these girls. Who am I kidding? She’s still so hot, I’d pay to watch her paint a shed.