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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel In Their Bikinis

Here are a few of the hottest Victoria’s Secret models strutting their stuff while they show off their latest line of bathing suits for really really hot people. I wonder if average women hate seeing Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel trying to sell them swimwear. I know I don’t, I’d like to see them try selling me more things like baby oil or Slip & Slides or pretty much anything that will get them half naked and oiled up. Hot. more pictures of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel here

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sexy In GQ Brazil

I don’t normally need an excuse to post pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio , so posting these shots of the hottie on the cover of GQ Brazil was a no brainer. Not only is she half naked, but she’s all oiled up like she needs to squeeze through an air duct or a doggie door or something. Hot. I’ve never been to Brazil, but this is how I imagine all the women there walk around spending their days doing a little spear fishing in their bikinis. Am I wrong?

Alessandra Ambrosio Tightens Things Up

If you’ve ever wondered how a supermodel keeps in shape, I know I have, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio’s amazing tight body doing pilates in the gym the other day. That’s weird, I just assumed it was a lot of drugs, vomiting and sex with a-hole rockstars. You learn something new everyday. To tell you the truth I thought she was just naturally this tight, I’m a little disappointed to see this, it’s like going to Disney World and getting a look at Mickey Mouse without his head on or a stripper in the daylight. It’s just not the same.

Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling Old Titties in Life During Wartime of the Day

Allison Janney is some 51 year old from The West Wing, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz… Charlotte Rampling is 64 year old from Basic Instinct 2, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz…. There was a time in my life when I thought Todd Solondz movies were so funny. This movie was a sequel to Happiness,and I fell asleep when this annoying twenty something year old college kid made me watch it a few months ago, cuz twenty something year old college kids have no idea what’s up, but wish they did, so they watch the cliche movies they think they are supposed to watch and pretendthey were enlightening…Fucking hipsters with their trying too damn hard identity crisis…but she gave good handjobs… Sure, Happiness had some funny moments, like when Capote was calling up random girls and jerking off to their voice, only to wipe his cum on the bedroom wall….To some pedo jerking off to Teen Beat in his car before drugging and raping his son’s friend….To some Jon Lovitz suicide…but that was the 90s, when people actually got schocked and couldn’t believe you could put shit like that in a movie, we’re the internet era, we have seen it all, stop trying to be obscure, you suck.. That said, his only shock value this time around was old lady tits, something that no matter how often I see, I will always be scared yet fascinated by…can’t desensitize me from that motherfucker… Here’s West Wing…in some of the more offensive sex of all time… Here’s Basic Instinct 2….

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Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling Old Titties in Life During Wartime of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bathing Suit for Koton Beachwear of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….

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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bathing Suit for Koton Beachwear of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Because She’s Incredible

Do I really have to explain to you why I’m posting these pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio ? You’ve been on this site before, you know how it works. I put up pictures of beautiful women in bikinis or some tight outfits or with their lady parts hanging out, make a half assed lame joke about their boobs or something, nobody laughs and we both get on with our day. It’s really pretty straight forward. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Tight Bikini Body

One thing I’ve learned over my years of celebrity blogging is that any day that involves pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio wearing a bunch of little bikinis is going to be a good one. Like any night that involves belly shots off a stripper. Here’s the super hottie doing her thing for me in some sweet little bathing suits. I know these are airbrushed and all that, but I don’t care, she’s hot as hell and I love it. Enjoy. more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Little Booty

Oh Twitter you marvelous bastard, you’ve done it again. This time you’ve got pictures of supermodel super hottie Alessandra Ambrosio behind the scenes of one of her sexy Victoria’s Secret fashion shows. I’m speechless. Is this what women’s thighs are supposed to look like? Because I think I’ve been getting ripped off for years. Don’t even get me started on that perfect little booty of hers. I’m getting light headed, time to lie down, I’m getting weak in the knees. Enjoy. I know I did.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show-Down: Adriana Lima vs. Alessandra Ambrosio

At last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, there was one real winner: the male gender. Still, we’re asking readers to choose between a pair of that company’s most famous, best-bodied models: Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. Both were among the many beauties who walked the red carpet on a special aired by CBS, the gorgeous finale of which you can sit back and watch NOW . Once you’ve ogled that video, and wiped the drool off your keyboard, compare and contrast below: [poll id=”1665″ /]

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show-Down: Adriana Lima vs. Alessandra Ambrosio