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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leather Pants of the Day

I just posted pictures of Hilary Duff Sucking In Leather Pants , so I figured I’d take another stab at pictures of pussy in leather pants to get our fix for the day, since the last were so disappointing…. So here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio showing us how leather pants lose their appeal when the paparazzi who takes the pictures doesn’t get into the photography process and get her to crawl around on all fours so we can see her ass and beaver in all it’s snug pant glory…. She’s a fucking bikini model and would probably have been more than happy to do something from behind and to show the world she still has a body cuz you gotta when that’s your line of work and you just had a kid….but instead these lazy immigrant motherfuckers just snapped her off with no real effort to make these as good as they could be….and I guess this is just further proof why the paparazzi get no respect…cuz they aren’t failed photography students trying to make a difference, but instead assholes from other countries with a camera trying to make a buck. Boring…cuz these leather pants had so much potential and now all I have to work with is thinking about how hot, clammy, stinky, sweaty, drippy, amazing her ravaged mom pussy was after a night of dancing in these pants that don’t breathe….and I hate having to rely on fantasies…I am lazy and like shit in picture already set up for me…girl are more about pouring a hot bubble bath and lighting candles imagining “The Rock” inside them after a day of horseback riding…but dudes don’t have that kind of patience…we just need the fuckin’ content in our face and shoved down our throats…and this isn’t doin’ it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Body Is Just Right

There have been a lot of Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures floating around the interweb over the last few days, we should all be very thankful, so I thought that I should put up these absolutely amazing shots of her in her oh so small little red bikini. Awesome! This bikini wrapped around her tight little body put all other bikinis to shame. That bodyboard must have a raging hard on right now.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Smoking on Set of the Day

If you ever thought being a model was a joke, you know all the bitch has to do is sit there through make-up, sit there through hair, sit on set and have some dude takes pics of her for a few hours, collect her 10,000 dollar check and head back to her loft to rail lines of blow….well being a model turned actor is a bigger fucking joke, cuz all you have to do is sit around on set all day with Shia LeBeef, smoking “hand rolled cigarettes”, waiting for some bullshit explosions to go off like a lazy fucking cunt who makes too much money…but I still want to fuck her and I guess that’s all that matters. Pics via Fame

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day

I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bubbly Hotness

I don’t know what supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is doing here, from what I can tell she’s at an event hosted by a Champagne company. Whatever she’s doing, I’m getting a bubbly feeling in my pants so it can’t be all that bad. I would like some scientist nerd somewhere to figure out a way to bottle hot supermodels like Alessandra so that I can pop a cork an pour her sexiness all over my naked body. Why is science so far behind?

Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out in Public of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is pretty hot for a 29 year old. I mean, I usually like the pussy I am checking out on the street that won’t give me the time of day a little less ripe, you know when it’s got some firmness still left in it, but she’s a model and like most models, she’s up on staying fit and looking pretty amazing cuz her career depends on it… Here she is whoring out on the streets with one of her friends because I guess she’s a whore…but you already knew that considering she had to get pregnant out of wedlock some how…. Pics via Bauer

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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Lickin’

Filed under: Alessandra Ambrosio , Beauty , Paparazzi Photo The world’s luckiest ice cream cone was spotted with Brazilian goddess Alessandra Ambrosio in NYC on Thursday. The Victoria’s Secret supermodel enjoyed the frosty treat … with tongue. Read more

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Oh My God Alessandra Ambrosio Is Hot

As if the men in the world weren’t already jealous enough of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio’s asshole boyfriend for getting to wake up next to her naked body every morning, here he is feeding her a frikin’ ice cream cone. Come on dude, give us a break. Obviously I cropped the douche out just for spite, but I know he’s there having dirty thoughts while he watches all of this unfold. I hate that guy!

Victoria’s Heavenly Angels

Alessandra Ambrosio , Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr were on hand for the launch of “Heavenly Flowers” the new fragrance collection for Mother’s Day.

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house…. For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose… So anyway you dice it, this shit is good. Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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