Alexa Vega recently got married, and I guess decided to show the world her fat ass in leggings doing some kind of fitness shit, because it is a good angle for her, far better than then one of her in a wedding dress…and I think it’s safe to say she took this for Robert Rodrigues, since that now that she has a man, she can’t just be sending the only guy who has ever given her work, because she clearly has dirt on him…masturbation material, she has to do it through instagram instead.
I am going to assume that you’ve been masturbating to Alexa Vega since she was on Spy Kids, because that’s just the kind of weirdo middle-aged guy you are…you just jump on the fresh meat like you’re Robert Rodriguez, because it is ok in Mexico, and thus ok here as long as the authorities don’t find out, and the whole thing is weird to me, because teenage girls are fucking annoying, and everything is so dramatic, I prefer getting them in their 20s when they are a little less bright eyed, and the world is no longer their oyster and in a lot of cases they’ve given up on their dreams and love…making it a perfect opportunity to get up on it… Either way, Alexa Vega, hot little hispanic body to someone who has never seen her child star work, and I would say it is unfortunate she’s doing low level shitty jobs but I think it’s giving me more hope that she’ll come do my laundry for a couple hundred bucks when times get real tough…that’s my fetish.
As you guys know, Courtney Stodden is my new favorite nobody and is probably the best dressed wannabe celebrity in Hollywood. However, no 19 year old chick should wear lip liner that is darker than her lipstick, unless she wants to look like an old mahjong playing granny. Yes, even though I’m all about chicks in sexy latex and big fake boobs, I do know my do’s and don’ts when it comes to putting it all together.
Once again, Alexa Vega is continuing to impress me. Here she is at the 2013 ALMA Awards showing off her amazing cleavage. So now that we know that she has a great rack, I’m curious about that Latina booty. That said, I’m requesting that some creepy Paparazzi dude follow Alexa to the gym and get a shot of her behind in yoga pants. Thanks in advance.
Good news for you creeps who only like your child stars to stay child stars. You know, the kind of sick fuck who wishes they die by 18 so that your fantasies of what they are are never tainted by what they actually are….kinda like any pedo who was down with Haley Joel Osment back in the Sixth Sense, who tries to fuck with that now that he looks like a freakshow, only the girl version…. Here’s Alexa Vega, the bitch from Spy Kids, who I can assume was annoying as fuck, is playing dead….so you can pretend, and even if you’re not into dead child stars, but just into dead girls in general because all you have to do is throw them in a warm bath to loosen’ em up, rather than feeding them booze like you have to do with live girls, and more importantly can’t say no… To those of us who don’t like dead bitches…even if they are easy…we can benefit from this pic by staring down her child star shirt at her child star implants… Something for everyone…
If you’re the kind of guy who jerked off to Spy Kids, because you like the kids you jerk off to to be hard working professionals…you’ll be sad to know that Alexa Vega has hit puberty….and not only has she hit puberty…but she’s also got into posting slutty pics of her on the internet…all half naked and with dudes you know she lets cum inside her…even if she’s not showing up pics of him cumming inside her…we know yo…we know.
I’ve posted the Nina Agdal Topless for Esquire pics, taht aren’t actually topless, but that are as strategic as they can be to not be considered porn, because despite a willingness to showcase her hot body, in as little clothes as possible, this Nina Agdal chick is no a pornstar and will never be a pornstar, despite the fact that dudes are either already jerking off to her, using her as foreplay, and sizing their wives and girls up against her, only to be left seriously disappointed…you know, to give girls unattainable expectations so that they never find happiness. Despite her having a bit of a retard look, with those wide eyes and big forehead, but I guess when staring at her back, knowing she’s got her nipples in hand, her waterhead look doesn’t really come into the picture.
I wonder if Robert Rodriguez masturbates to his little Spy Kid Alexa Vega, now that she’s all grown up and into flaunting her body like some kind of Sex Symbol for attention in skimpy bikinis, or if he’s more like you and prefers her at 12, in Spy Kids, anticipating the day she turns 18. Because he keeps casting her in movies, and seeing as kids are annoying as fuck, I can only assume, this is some older man, hard for younger girl he has watched grown up, now that she’s all grown up, like Celine Dion and her Husband, you know the friendly neighbor who only gets real friendly when she’s legal. Who knows, maybe it is the Mexican man with money’s way. I just know I find her ass kinda square, but still good enough for me. I’m glad more girls wear bikinis like this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know what Machete Kills is…and I am not gonna bother looking it up….and you know what….I don’t know what Alexa Vega is and I am not gonna bother looking it up…because what I can tell by this pic is that she’s got great tits….but more importantly…that this is some nerd shit…and anyone who cares to look at this…probably already know her fucking specs…her life story and more importantly have her face stapled to their pillow case so they can wake up to her…you know the kind of weirdo you’d expect to stay a virgin…and who probably won’t let you down…..
Let’s not bother talking about how Alexa Vega went from 13-year-old Spy Kid in 2001 to a hot hitwoman wearing only a bra and chaps in the forthcoming Machete Kills in the blink of an eye (yes, you’re old, and that was over a decade ago). Or that Robert Rodriguez , who directed the 24-year-old Vega through adolescence into her teen years in three Spy Kids pics, is probably not pervy at all despite casting his former child actress as a sexy body-baring femme fatale in his tongue-in-cheek action sequel. If anything it’s you and I who are the pervs, sitting here unable to stop our brains from instantly juxtaposing this first-look image at Vega (via Vega’s Twitter account ) as Killjoy in Machete Kills with fuzzy memories of her from those bygone Spy Kids days. (It’s even worse if you remember Vega’s first film role, as Icebox’s cousin Priscilla in Little Giants . ) Nooooooo ! MAKE IT STOP, ROBERT RODRIGUEZ!!! The thing is, any child actress growing up in the business has to deal with this sort of thing at one point or another, and Vega has been steadily working in the indie world for a good decade-plus. Why shouldn’t she get to flaunt it? It’s the association with Rodriguez that gets that cognitive dissonance firing, but I suppose that might only help her performance as a Rodriguez Femme Fatale a la Salma Hayek , Michelle Rodriguez , Rose McGowan , and Jessica Alba – the kind of screen siren whose sultry sensuality is her most lethal weapon, aside from her actual lethal weapons which in this case appear to include guns and cars on fire. Hats off to Rodriguez for going there, I guess. If you need me I’ll be in the corner wrapping my brain around this madness, watching the internet explode in “Alexa Vega Is All Grown Up, WINK WINK HEHE” headlines. [via @ AlexaVega ]
