Child Star, Spy Kid, Alexa Vega who you may have masturbated to like you were Robert Rodriguez, the director of Spy Kids, back in the 90s, is a grown up now, she’s also a mom because she couldn’t land any actual acting work, and I guess she’s also an instagram exhibitionist since all women like to be parading around and objectified and judge, especially when she looks this good, or when she’s got herself some facetune/photoshop to ensure she looks this good. But that baby in the background’s not looking to right though… The post Alexa Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It brings me great joy, thanks Christmas, that Brittny Gastineau looks like an old, washed up, dumpy pig of a girl in her bathing suit…. She is still strategically fame whoring, pulling her nipple out, trying to be like her friends, who probably aren’t her friends, but who she wanted so much to be, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton….only they pulled it off, while Brittny Gastineau got a few paparazzi pics over the years…that never worked out for her…she even had a reality show no one cared about….and that was before she was old and fat and sloppy….. But here she is now…old and fat and sloppy….If you’re wondering why I get joy out of failed fame whores…because I usually don’t care about anything or anyone…it’s because Brittny Gastineau was a cunt to me. I don’t remember what she did to me, but there was something that made her the enemy, and I guess she’s self destructed. They all do…these girls have a window….they all sluts…with broken slut holes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brittny Gastineau Old Washed Up Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water…. She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space.. I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits… The post Mariah Carey’s Bathing Suit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does.. Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants… The post Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does.. Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants… The post Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now… She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.
It was one hell of a skintastic week on the boob tube, with nudity coming to us from old favorites Game of Thrones , Nurse Jackie , Californication , and nudecomers From Dusk Till Dawn and Salem , as well as some mutant-powered sexiness courtesy of The Tomorrow People ! More info and pics after the jump!
Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…
I have to say, I don’t do posts on her too often, but whenever I do, Alexa Vega definitely impresses. Here she is at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival honoring Oprah Winfrey (because apparently just being a billionaire isn’t enough), and showing off some amazing cleavage in the process. But best of all, Alexa’s also giving us a good look at that booty of hers, just like I wanted. So all she has to do now is send in 4-6 bikini selfies and her home phone number, and I’ll make sure to add Alexa to the regular rotation. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
Arianny Celeste and Orange County Instagram Model Bryana Holly, who once dated Brody Jenner for fame, hung out in their bikinis and it looked like it was so fun to stare at…I know this because I am staring at them..and so are you…instead of doing something productive with your time you fucking creep…you’re just wasting away at pics of girls who are getting paid all because they are in bikinis… I think it’s safe to say that doing this shoot, was a good play for Byanna Holly, you know model with someone more famous and steal their fans…in this competitive game called modeling…
