Alexis Ren knows how to keep her male fans happy. Here she is doing what she does best which is hustling Instagram with her soft porn shenanigans. I can’t believe this girl has a clothing line considering she hardly ever wears any. Not that I’m complaining… » view all 11 photos
Alexis Ren has a great body. You just have to look past the fact that she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome baby, or maybe it’s a vacuum baby, or maybe it’s some delayed reaction thalidomide flipper baby 10 years after the crisis…or maybe her mom was as tropical as she is and got on that ZIKO kick…or it could always be just crack baby…seeing as she’s from CALI…or maybe it’s just the angle she takes her slutty selfies from…making her proportions all ANIME like which is why JAPAN love her and she’s always there…getting paid on the international scene by rich business people… Alexis Ren promotes herself by posting up pics of her great body. It’s all she really has, it’s the vision she has, the hustle she has, yet never in the form of a sex tape – which is really what I am interested in seeing…a good old fashion sex tape….you’d expect there to be more of them, since everyone is a pervert sex addict, exhibitionist, yet I guess they just save the sex tapes for their immediate circle of dudes they sext…. The key is figuring out how to get into that circle…
I don’t know who actually still uses calendars anymore, but I’m definitely glad hotties like Kelly Brook keep making them. Because these shots from her 2017 calendar are hands down some of the best busty goodness we’ve gotten from Kelly all year. I don’t know if they’re going to last me another 365 days, but if I really concentrate, I might be able to get 365 seconds out of them. Or at least 45, anyway. Wish me luck! Continue reading →
So yeah, remember how last time I did a post on an Alexis Ren photoshoot, I said she was born to wear a bikini? Well, turns out I was wrong. But see, I just came across this latest photoshoot Alexis did and don’t get me wrong, she still looks smoking hot in a bikini. But it turns out she was actually born to wear nothing at all. I guess I’m not too surprised. I just hope she realizes that too and there’s more where these came from. A lot more. Continue reading →