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Instagram Model Alexis Ren Naked Is A Turning Point

I’ve done a lot of posts on Alexis Ren  by now, and personally, I think she’s more than hot enough to ditch amateur Instagram modeling and turn pro. I mean, if Kendall Jenner can be a Victoria’s Secret model, I don’t see what’s stopping Alexis. You know, other than not having rich, influential parents bankrolling her modeling career. But whatever. Who needs them when she’s got me and the Little Tuna as her #1 fans? So I officially promise to keep promoting Alexis and her perfect body until she lands a major modeling contract… or agrees to go out on a date with me. Whichever comes first. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Kelly Gale’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I know Kelly Gale isn’t a household name in the modeling world just yet. Hell, I had to look her up again myself to remember who she was, and it’s my job to stay up to date on all the professional bikini hotties out there. But I’m willing to bet that’s all going to change after this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out. Because judging from this little preview they just posted, Kelly is definitely a star in the making. Or a major pants fire, at least.

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Anastasiya Scheglova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride Part 2

Last time I did a post on  Anastasiya Scheglova , the busty Russian babe was looking so good , I was all set to propose. And the only reason we’re not already married (and divorced) yet is because I don’t speak Russian, and I’m pretty sure asking someone to be your ex-wife might get lost in translation. Well, that and I’m a pasty blogger who still lives in my mom’s basement. But whatever. Point is, you guys just enjoy this latest round of lingerie pictures, while I go run my proposal through Google Translate again. Wish me luck. » view all 18 photos

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Raiding Instagram Model Alexis Ren’s Instagram Page

OK, so I know I officially graduated Alexis Ren   from Insta-hottie to real model status last time out, but that doesn’t mean I stopped looking at her Instagram. You know, for “research” purposes. And since I figured it’d be a shame to let all that hard work (on both our parts) go to waste, I wanted to share a few of her latest hits with you perverts. Also, that way I’m pretty sure I can write off that extra pair of sweatpants I had to go out and buy afterwards as a work expense. Hahahahaha @biancaellabooth A video posted by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Nov 4, 2016 at 3:31pm PDT » view all 12 photos

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Raiding Instagram Model Alexis Ren’s Instagram Page

OK, so I know I officially graduated Alexis Ren   from Insta-hottie to real model status last time out, but that doesn’t mean I stopped looking at her Instagram. You know, for “research” purposes. And since I figured it’d be a shame to let all that hard work (on both our parts) go to waste, I wanted to share a few of her latest hits with you perverts. Also, that way I’m pretty sure I can write off that extra pair of sweatpants I had to go out and buy afterwards as a work expense. Hahahahaha @biancaellabooth A video posted by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Nov 4, 2016 at 3:31pm PDT » view all 12 photos

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Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook… So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck. The post Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet InstaBooty

I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed by Alexis Ren . While other Insta-wannabes out there are busy staging fake photoshoots on Instagram, or getting their rich parents to buy them their own clothing line so they can pretend to be real models, Alexis is just going out and doing crazy-hot photoshoot after crazy-hot photoshoot . In fact, I think it’s time we stop calling her an Instagram model and just call her a real model from now on. She’s earned it. Also, I think me, Alexis and the Little Tuna should throw a pants party to celebrate the good news. Call me! Continue reading

Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day

I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers… The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos… The post Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her…. So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves…. Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns… So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex. It’s so silly. The post Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy

Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics… Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get… She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting. The post Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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