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Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook… So with being on the beach all the time, and her millions of followers despite not really being actually famous, she does these cheesy bikini photoshoots in make-belief bikini catalog style pics, since it’s for the internet and nothing is real…and bitch is getting paid..maybe not for this shoot – but in general..because as silly as it is…it’s what advertisers like throwing money at…fascinating…young, slutty, half naked, bikini hustle….would rather it be a sex tape….because if you’re gonna fuck us…at least let us watch you fuck. The post Alexis Ren Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lilit Avagyan: Pregnant with Reggie Bush’s Baby!

Reggie Bush is going to be a father! The Miami Dolphins running back – best known in the celebrity gossip world as the serious ex-boyfriend of Kim Kardashian – is expecting his first child with girlfriend, Lilit Avagyan, In Touch Weekly confirms. “She is 100 percent pregnant,” an insider tells the tabloid of Avagyan . “Reggie’s friends were saying to him, ‘At least you’ll have something to celebrate in 2013,’” a jab at the Dolphins unlikely odds of winning the Super Bowl. They stand at 2-3. Bush and Avagyan – who friends describe as “extremely excited to be a mom” – have been together for about a year and she is due in April. As for Kardashian’s reaction? It’s less positive, an insider claims to Radar Online. “Kim had pressured Reggie for a very long time to get married while they were together because she wanted to have a family with him… She feels it is a slap in the face that Reggie would consider having a baby with this woman when he wouldn’t with her.” Oh well. At least Kardashian has a fake boyfriend to comfort her at night.

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Tulisa Contostavlos Muff Gut in Shorts of the Day

The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth….. I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot…. But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez Slutting Out at Ashley Tisdale’s Birthday of the Day

I am only posting this becasue writing that title like I was a teenie boopper girl in the school lockeroom shocked at the gossip of my generation made me laugh…. But the real reason why this is funny is not because I care about teenie bopper gossip, or becaue I care that Selena Gomez is mounting another man, cuz her fake boyfriend for publicity is too busy mounting men of his own…..It isn’t even funny because she looks fatter than ever and her new boyfriend looks black dark enough skinned to like that….it is funny cuz it is Ashley Tisdale’s birthday and Ashley Tisdale was a loser left out of the Springbreakers and now she’s having a party and trying to make everyone like her and fit in and that’s fun to laugh at cuz Ashley Tisdale is a failure and I love failures… No everyone, say goodbye to Selena Gomez’s young teen body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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