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Jordyn Jones Is Alexis Ren 2.0

Jordyn Jones is working hard at being Alexis Ren 2.0 and at 18 years old she’s doing a pretty solid job at it. I still think she needs a little more practice but in due time I feel that she will take the Instagram world by storm. via Gfycat                

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Who Won Season 27?

Did Dancing with the Stars deliver another shocking twist to close out Season 27?  In a season that has been filled with controversy, with fans ruling it a popularity contest as opposed to a dancing competition, there have already been some headscratchers.  From the surprise elimination of Tinashe early into the season to last week’s stunning elimination of Juan Pablo Di Pace on the same night he landed two perfect scores, we think it’s fair to say fans are less than impressed with the series.  Hey, that’s not to say we still think Milo Manheim, Alexis Ren, Bobby Bones, and Evanna Lynch could even be ruled as celebrities.  To the casual viewer, this season probably feels like a civilian edition, and we can’t blame them. But how did those final routines pan out and did they even matter when it came to the final vote?  Let’s break them down one last time! Alexis Ren and Alan Bersten — Argentine Tango 27/30; Freestyle: 30/30 It was clear from the first week of the competition that there was a lot going for both Alexis and Alan. They had the chemistry sorted and later embarked on a relationship.  Their Argentine Tango was not without flaws, and it was a misstep for this otherwise solid pair. Thankfully, they pulled it back with a rock-solid freestyle that showed why viewers are voting for them: They’re both flexible as hell! Bobby Bones and  Sharna Burgess —  Cha-Cha: 24/30; Freestyle: 30/30 Bobby has come across as a mere novelty act. The radio personality has charisma for days, but he’s been lacking as far as dancing ability goes.  It’s surprising he lasted this long in the competition. His Cha-Cha with Sharna was much of the same, but the Freestyle definitely kicked things up a few gears.  Where has that  level of dancing been all season long? It did seem like it was too little, too late, but we still had the results to go.  Milo Manheim and Witney Carson — Charleston: 30/30; F reestyle : 30/30 Next to Juan Pablo, Milo seemed like the next best thing. He and Witney have been pulling in high scores all season long, and the pair secured another two perfect scores.  They perform well together and are confident. Whoever put them together at the start of the season knew they would make for a powerful duo.  Evanna Lynch and Keo Motsepe — Halloween Night tango: 30/30; Freestyle: 30/30 Evanna started the season off in the middle of the pack, but she quickly adapted, and got her confidence back as the season progressed.  Pulling off two perfect scores in one night is difficult, but it shows just how far she’s come since that first week.  After all of those performances, there was still room for Grocery Store Joe to show up with some of his Bachelorette alumni to prove why he should have been kicked out in the first week.  Seriously though, who the heck was voting for that dude? In the end, Bobby Bones and Sharna Burgess secured the Mirrorball Trophy, and yes, it’s got to be one of the biggest twists to rock the series.  It’s high time the dancing had a higher weighting on the results because the viewer vote is starting to ruin the show.  Will there be changes implemented? Time till tell.  In the meantime, congratulations Bobby and Sharna! What are your thoughts on the finale? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: The Odds are Out! Who Will Win?

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Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash for Halloween of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is everyone’s favorite rejected daughter. Her dad doesn’t even like her and has publicly called her out for being a pig. He was so against her that he ended up starting a new family with his Yoga Instructor and is finally happy knowing that he’s not a total fucking failure… All while Ireland is out there trying to get noticed, trying to get attention, trying to get seen…. From the beginning of Instagram, when she was just 18 years old, she was posing in bikini and beach shots like an Alexis Ren. She was dating a surfer, lived in Malibu and was doing that whole thing….then she got dark, she got weird, her Jesus loving Cousin got famous…she got confused in her messaging…she continued her half nakedness, but it was just weird half nakedness….and now this…. Strategic pussy flash on the red carpet that I missed when it happened… She knew she was going to celeb blogger JustJared, who I guess is a massive brand now and rich as fuck doing what I’ve been doing as long as I’ve been doing it…while I sit here sucking dick and I’m not even the gay one… She knew not to wear panties…and to cut a pussy hole to show her pussy with no panties because of feminism… With her big tits on her big frame busting out….dressed as what I guess is an AXE GASH ON ITS PERIOD…. Full pussy flash, we don’t get enough of these….but I have a feeling the general intelligencee of society is going back to pre-school level of “show me yours and I’ll sow you mine”… It’s the way it is…and it’s not a bad thing cuz we get to see pussy lips and we like pussy lips being seen. So this whole everyone is a whore is like everything falling into the palm of my hand they way I fantasized it would back when everyone was fucking uptight as fuck. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash for Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption: Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women…. Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert… But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice… Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls… The post Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day

I know that today is official Halloween, but the whores out there have been posting costumes for a week now, because there has been at least a week of costume related parties that everyone goes nuts for with Social Media existing, where one could argue everyday is Halloween because you live a lie with your muppet face and facetune costumes, but that really is only official Halloween once a year where they get to be someone else, or show off a variety of costumes, some bitches have 10 costumes a year for all their events they must attend, or just that they must dress up for in their house to capture that Insta pic…social norms…if you don’t post your costume pic – you don’t fucking exist… Well celebs are no exception to the rule, they are out there clickbaiting us with slutty costumes, stupid costumes….even though Halloween is no longer the excuse needed to be slutty, there are slut shaming protests people, the time of the slut is now, be who you want to be, just don’t be an idiot and buy some generic slutty version of whatever costume…save your money and get good lingerie..boycott the rip off stores…and remember you don’t even need to dress slutty today…or tomorrow or last weekend…cuz you can do that everyday..so get yourself in a mascot costume and give the real perverts something to jack off to….cuz when else can they see hot chicks in mascot costumes…the basic perverts who like to see you in lingerie will be here the next 365 days to see all your lingerie pics…use today to target the real niche fetishes… We already posted a bunch of pre halloween costumes – featuring Ariel Winter, Lily Rose Depp, Nicky Hilton, Ireland Baldwin, Olivia Munn, Sarah Hyland and Victoria Justice CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS We have a monster post on the FORUM, we have a forum you know, a Forum is also a Message Board..it was pre-social media social media and we got one….that features all the costumes CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICS Here’s Rita Ora’s Monster Tits….which could be Halloween….or just everyday…this is how she dresses… Here’s Ashley Greene as a Witch Here’s Joey King…..doing whatever the fuck this is…I know someone’s jacking off to it… Here’s Sophie Turner…..as an elephant that fucks a Jonas Brother like his dad… Kylie Jenner as a blow up doll Barbie Butterfly VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s ZOmbie Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar on her 300th Birthday Here’s Zendaya…as Handmaids Tail…I thought this costume was banned…. Here’s GIGI GORGEOUS – a TRANNY FROM YOUTUBE…BECAUSE YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE….for you trans loving perverts… Bella Thorne as Bride of Chucky with her meth head boyfriend VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE Here’s Rebecca Black – cuz it’s Friday Somewhere for her big tits… Here’s Chloe Ferry Going as Someone With a Silly Fake Trashy Ass Alexis Ren as a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars Here’s Sammi Hanratty….. Teyanna Taylor as Kitana Ciara being a black panther Beyonce as Phoni Braxton…. Lily Rose Depp Thigh… VISIT THE FORUM TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE I went through my images from 2012 – now, because I changed my site in 2012 and all the pre-2012 images got fucked up the ass….and this is the best of yesteryear according to my archives that are pretty shitty because I don’t employ an archivist of all my brilliant 14 years of daily rants no one reads…These are the ARCHIVES Ashley Tisdale in 2017 HILARY DUFF RACIST in 2016 Lohan in 2015 Charlotte McKinney in 2014… Rihanna in 2013… Gaga in 2012…. The post Halloween is Still Happening on Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gabby Epstein Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

GABBY EPSTEIN is an Australian Insta-thot… I don’t know who Gabby Epstein is, or much about her, but she’s got 1.8 million followers on Instagram, I assume for being in her bikini all the time, like a Alexis Ren, only exactly the same, there’s endless need of what seems like endless supply for bikini pics…. That said, she’s doing the PUSSY DANCE showing off her solid PUSSY DEFINITION….and I do love pussy definition, and I do like that the pussy dance is a viral craze…just dance from your pussy girl…while your bathing suit is jacked up your pussy girl…I think I can see her uterus….or maybe that’s just her Epstein Barr Virus in her bathing suit bottoms….which is a variation of the herpes virus you know…and it is her name…weird name for an asian…maybe she’s one of those Jewish Doctors knocked up the Filipino nanny situations…. She’s a naughty girl, clearly from the dance, just watch the guy watching her, he knows….but presented as some bikini girl, like an Instagram style, like an instagram coffee shop or instagram boutique….you know the look…this is the person version….naughty…but I guess this is how the girls dance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gabby Epstein Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: The Most Shocking Elimination Ever?!

Dancing with the Stars switched things up for Monday night’s live telecast.  And no, we don’t mean Joe Amabile somehow figured out how to bust a move without tripping over his dance partner a few seconds later.  A third dancer was added into the mix for each performance, and it actually made the performances fun. Some of these performers have barely mastered the art of dancing as part of a duo, so watching them adapt to being part of a trio was rather exciting.  Juan Pablo Di Pace and Cheryl Burke with Melissa Rycroft Cha Cha, “Wavey” by CliQ featuring Alika After their perfect score last week, Juan Pablo and Cheryl were affected big time by the addition of a Melissa. It was clear from the rehearsal that there were going to be some glaring issues heading into the live shows.  It wasn’t as polished as we’ve come to expect, but that’s what happens when you ruin a good thing. Melissa tried her best, but she just got in the way.  Judges’ Score: 24/30 Tinashe and Brandon Armstrong with Amy Purdy Tango, “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” from Rock of Ages Being in the bottom two last week, Tinashe and Brandon knew they had to switch things up to get some of the good old viewer votes before it was too late for them.  Before they really got a chance, they were tasked with working with Amy Purdy. Amy previously appeared in Season 18, and while she was a great dancer, she seemed out of place.  Maybe it was the nerves. Either way, it was a still a decent performance.  Judges’ Score: 26/30 John Schneider and Emma Slater with Joey Fatone Argentine Tango, “Torn” by Nathan Lanier John has been circling the drain for much of the season, so adding a third person into this was either going to make it sink or swim.  Joey was a veteran from Season 4. Yes, that was several years ago, and he was pretty great. However, the overall performance was lacking, and that’s not a good thing.  Judges’ Score: 21/30 Evanna Lynch and Keo Motsepe with Scarlett Byrne Salsa, “Black Magic” by Little Mix Evanna’s friend, Scarlett, with whom she appeared on the Harry Potter movies stopped by to help out with a robust performance.  Still, this killed the momentum Evanna and Keo have been building for weeks.  Judges’ Score: 24/30 DeMarcus Ware and Lindsay Arnold with Rashad Jennings Paso Doble, “Fire” by Barns Courtney Rashad Jennings is a previous winner, so what could really go wrong with this performance?  A lot, apparently.  DeMarcus struggled because of how hectic things were on the dance floor, and who can blame him? It reflected in the scores.  Judges’ Score: 22/30 Mary Lou Retton and Sasha Farber with Nastia Liukin Charleston, “V.E.S.P.A.” by Dimie Cat Mary Lou struggled to keep up in rehearsals because the Charleston is fast-paced. She was in floods of tears at one point because she thought this would be the week it got too much.  Thankfully, the performance was solid and proved why she was still in the competition. Nastia Liukin actually made this performance a solid one.  Judges’ Score: 26/30 Milo Manheim and Witney Carson with Riker Lynch Salsa, “Adrenalina” by Wisin featuring Jennifer Lopez & Ricky Martin Milo, Witney, and Riker. Could they just become a trio for the rest of the season? I loved EVERYTHING about that show-stopping performance.  Judges’ Score: 29/30 Joe Amabile and Jenna Johnson with Jordan Kimball Salsa, “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred In a blatant attempt to continue racking up the votes, Jordan Kimball, who recently claimed the woman he met on Bachelor in Paradise was cheating on him, appeared to help Joe.  Yikes.  The performance was embarrassing. Like, poor Jenna was run off her feet trying to show these two turkeys how to make it look like they cared about dancing.  Judges’ Score: 15/30 Alexis Ren and Alan Bersten with Maddie Ziegler Tango, “Move Your Body” by Sia This will go down as one of the most surprising performances in the history of the show. Maddie, of Dance Moms and Sia music video fame, is a solid dancer.  Putting her together with Alan and Alexis was a winning move. Those moves were fast, flawless, and most of all, breathtaking.  Judges’ Score: 25/30 Bobby Bones and Sharna Burgess with Lindsey Stirling Cha Cha, “U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer Lindsey returned to the floor, and we hate to say it, but she hindered Bobby and Sharna from doing what they do best: Dancing like they don’t care who’s watching.  It was slow, full of the wrong steps, and lacked the charm.  Judges’ Score: 20/30 When all was said and done, Evanna and Keo and Tinashe and Brandon were revealed to be the bottom two.  We wish we were kidding here, but Grocery Store Joe managed to evade the bottom two. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the novelty acts are doing well this season.  In the end, Tinashe and Brandon were sent packing.  What are your thoughts on the latest performances, and results? Hit the comments! Dancing with the Stars continues Monday on ABC! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: The Odds are Out! Who Will Win?

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Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen… She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT…. She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi… Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international… None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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More Elle Fanning Hotness

Here are some pics of Elle Fanning ‘s latest photoshoot. She is cute, she looks like a puppet. And she is hotter than her sister. That’s pretty much all I can come up with about this post. Little Tuna needs a little more to get excited.                  

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Alexis Ren Needs To Step It Up

I don’t know why, but Alexis Ren bores me. Sure she’s cute. Sure she has turned a bunch of above average looking girls into InstaHo wannabes. And we have her to thank for that. However, her shtick is getting old. It’s time she moves on and does some hardcore action. There is only so much of the same Little Tuna can take.          

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