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The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: The Claws Are Out

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not much can top Tamra’s nicknaming Alexis “Jesus Jugs” last week, but with Brooks and Briana stopping by the Real Housewives of Orange County are going to try. Someone get poor Andy Cohen a helmet. Or vodka. Let’s get to part two of the RHOC Reunion with our THG +/- review. Andy addresses Gretchen and Alexis’ falling out first. It’s clear that Alexis is more upset about this than Gretchen is because her hands are flapping around like she’s trying to direct an airplane to landing. Nose job. Sinus surgery. You didn’t have my back. Yes, I did. Whatever. If Alexis attempts to look down her new nose any more she’s going to go cross-eyed. And now Alexis’ Fox 5 segment comes up. Gretchen pulls out an email that proves that Fox 5 wanted her first. Alexis says the producer said they’d never offered Gretchen the job. Neither woman can see that a producer might say whatever needed to be said to get the job done. Minus 12. Tamra ends that bit by asking if Alexis still works at Fox 5. She doesn’t. The first question Andy has? How many square feet in her house. 14,300 square feet. Not including the garages and the loggias. And she needed a bigger house for what reason? Minus 4 . Andy brings up Bowgate. Heather admits that maybe she made it a bigger deal than it was. Plus 12 . Up next? Brooks. It seems like this is the first time Vicki’s seen just how nuts she was at the end of the season, judging by the look on her face. This should be interesting. Brooks clarifies that he doesn’t have four kids with three women. He has four kids with two women. And then he says that all of his affirmations for Vicki are related to the fact that he’s southern and that that’s how southern men do things. I’ve lived in the south my entire life, y’all, and this is not how men down her do things. Minus 5 . Tamra thinks Brooks studied the show to learn how to get to Vicki. Interesting. Brooks then says he was “protecting his lady” from Tamra’s eye roll. Because eye rolls are the new weapons of mass destruction. Minus 8 . He also says he wouldn’t take relationship advice from Tamra because doing that would be like taking financial advice from someone who’s bankrupt. Zing! Alexis chimes in to defend Vicki and Brooks and is met with a “shut up, dingbat” and “You’re so not relevant” from Tamra. Double zing! Gretchen’s relationship with Slade is up for discussion next. It’s still Slade’s pesky debt that keeps them from being engaged. Slade drives her to appointments. He books her gigs. He schedules her training sessions. She’s not paying him for any of it. Minus 15. In true Vicki fashion, she makes this all about her. If Slade’s not an opportunist, Brooks isn’t either. And apparently, Eddie’s a smooth-talking a**hole? Gah. Vicki. I’m done with you. Minus 12 . The conversation ended with Gretchen calling Vicki a hypocrite. Again. Briana’s on the couch now and surprise! She’s pregnant! Again, in true Vicki fashion, she cried for half an hour when she found out Briana was pregnant. Minus 3. Briana and Ryan moved in with Vicki. So now Briana, Ryan, Vicki, AND DONN all live in the same house. Because it’s a big house. Briana’s still pretty hesitant about Brooks. As in, she has nothing to do with him. Briana’s take is that Brooks just wants to be Vicki-the-Real-Housewife’s boyfriend and not the Real Vicki’s boyfriend. Tamra agrees. Plus 8. Brooks outed Briana’s pregnancy and her family wedding to local radio. And Vicki keeps defending him. Minus 30. And then Vicki called her daughter a liar. On television. Minus 10. Briana mentions, again, that Vicki probably had an emotional affair with Brooks long before their relationship became physical. Gretchen calls it “weird” because of accusations that Gretchen cheated on Jeff. Vicki says Donn had an affair for 20 years. And then slams Tamra for dating Eddie while she was married to Simon. There’s a whole lot of cheating going on, y’all. Briana’s the voice of reason and Gretchen’s on the verge of tears. Pass out some tissues. Or the booze. As a recap of the season, Heather says she had fun and hopes she and Alexis left everything in Costa Rica. Alexis says she’s going to try to be a better person every day. Gretchen says this was an emotionally tough season. Tamra’s had a lot of change in her life, including gaining Gretchen as a friend and losing Vicki. Vicki’s confused. Just drink already, people. Cheers, y’all. EPISODE TOTAL: -67

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Recap: Cat Fight, Part One

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives of Orange County are sitting down on Andy Cohen’s couches in Part One of the Season 7 reunion. Will Alexis get an apology for being called phony? (Probably not.) Will Vicki have to defend Brooks? (Probably.) And how many times will she say “love tank”? (One time too many.) Let’s find out in our THG +/- review. Tamra’s hair is as big as Alexis’ boobs. Minus 5. We’re 60 seconds in and Vicki’s already lamenting the fact that Brianna eloped and almost had cancer. Minus 10 . Andy just pointed out that Gretchen and Tamra have swapped hairstyles. Which explains everything. And he’s wasting no time asking about Vicki’s fur coat. Plus 2 . Alexis says the reason she mispronounced Katie Couric’s last name is because she has an accent. You know, like the British. Minus 4. Here it goes, Alexis and the infamous Fox 5 news reporter scandal. She says that Jim’s douche-maneuver in virtually everything regarding Alexis and what she wants, is just because he has a strong personality. Heather calls her out on it and says it’s like he’s her Daddy. Then she slams Tamra saying “she’s still married.” Heather used the word “maligning” like she thinks Alexis knows what that means. Plus 10 for good vocabulary. In this argument between Heather and Alexis? Heather wins. Mostly because she understands words. And mortgages. Tamra’s recap is up next. Seriously, her hair is huge! After Eddie proposed, he re-proposed in front of her kids when they got home. Plus 10 . Tamra said her mouth has gotten her into a lot of trouble. At least she’s aware. Vicki’s disappointed by the distance between she and Tamra after this season. Tamra’s saddened by the distance between them, too. Something that makes Tamra happy is her friendship with Gretchen. Vicki thinks Tamra’s unable to have more than one friend at a time. Vicki, jealousy’s an ugly look. Minus 3 . Vicki blames Tamra for the reason she didn’t like Alexis for so long. Alexis says that she and Vicki have been working on their friendship since last season. Andy Cohen just said “love tank.” Minus 25. And now there’s a montage of Brooks and his positive affirmations. There’s not enough pinot grigio in the world to make him tolerable. Donn and Brooks apparently get along swimmingly. Vicki, apparently, almost ripped Donn’s girlfriend’s eyeballs out. Gretchen says Vicki’s not sincere in what she says. “Correct,” Vicki replies. But she’s not a hypocrite. Minus 10 . Vicki says she’s told Brooks to “get his sh*t together” regarding his child support issues and reveals that she’s known him for five years and wrote a letter to the judge to get him out of jail when he was tossed into the clink for not paying. Juicy! She just can’t seem to grasp how hypocritical she’s been with Slade and Brooks’ similar situations. Minus 15. Phony-gate 2012 is upon us. Alexis feels like the women ganged up on her, which is probably true. And Heather said “maligned” again. Alexis still doesn’t know what it means. Tamra said her blow-up at her coffee date with Alexis was the result of Alexis pushing her into it. And then Alexis called Tamra bitter and old. Gretchen says she warned Alexis that Phony-gate was coming when they were on the plane ride over to Costa Rica and then Alexis tells Andy that Gretchen’s lying about her hair extensions. Because those two things are related. Minus 3. Vicki says she’d never want anyone to “gang bang” Tamra. So that’s good. Heather accuses Alexis of being rude to the crew and department store employees. And then Tamra shouts “You are PSYCHOTIC, JESUS JUGS.” And I died. Plus 40. EPISODE TOTAL: -3 SEASON TOTAL: -364

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"Boyfriend (Girlfriend)" by Justin Bieber- Cover by Alexis Hanoman

Posted on July 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my cover of me singing “Boyfriend (Girlfriend)” by Justin Bieber.I do not own this song. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @AlexisHanoman http://www.youtube.com/v/WBmD_nfySy0?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read the original post: “Boyfriend (Girlfriend)” by Justin Bieber- Cover by Alexis Hanoman

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Alexis Texas cleavage

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s a damn awesome set of pictures of Alexis Texas doing her thing on Twitter. Continue reading →

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Alexis Texas cleavage

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

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Billy the Exterminator Arrested For Drug Possession

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

William “Billy” Bretherton, star of the A&E reality TV show Billy the Exterminator, was arrested in Louisiana for drug possession, according to reports. Police issued a warrant last week for Bretherton and his wife. His drug of choice was bath salts . Just kidding, but not too far off. Bossier City spokesman Mark Natale says authorities found items that tested positive for a “designer” or synthetic type of marijuana, plus “a device commonly used to smoke narcotics.” You’ll have to use your imagination on that one. Another interesting note in the case: Natale said police were called on April 28 to a Bossier City hotel following a 911 hang-up call from that room. A great way to get arrested: Start to call 911 on yourself while in the midst of some illegal activity, then sketchily hang up. It works almost every time. The reality show star and his wife surrendered to the police on Friday and were eventually released later that day after posting a $6,000 bond each. A&E reps were not available for comment.

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Myla Sinanaj: Dating Kris Humphries for Some Reason!

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Kim Kardashian is not the only one to somehow pick up the pieces from her 72-day marriage and move on. Despite a denial from Kris Humphries himself – after photos leaked of him and a woman on a beach in Miami and he claimed she was someone he only met that day – TMZ confirms the power forward DOES have a new girlfriend . Her name is Myla Sinanaj . Sinanaj and Humphries have reportedly been dating since January, with the latter providing courtside seats for his new woman and her family to watch him play basketball. Sources say she the pair met at the fancy New York City hotel where Sinanaj works. We can only assume this hotel does not ever get Internet access. Or newspaper delivery. Or cable. Or any medium that would identity Humphries as the immature bonehead he has proven himself to be. No comment so far from anyone in either side of the couple’s camp.

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America’s Got Talent Recap: Lights and Psychics

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After watching a man blast himself out of a cannon and then witnessing an overweight pole dancer on America’s Got Talent , one thing became painfully evident last night: A high level of strange was featured throughout day two in Austin. Read through our previous AGT recap for all the acts from opening night here and then get caught up with the latest below… Andrew De Leon America’s Got Talent Audition Mind-Blowing Aurora light Painting – First a sand artist, now light artists? The leader claimed to live in a commune which probably was the first question mark popping up in my head, his hair was the second. The performance was interesting, but it reminded me of the Disney Channel promotions where the actors would wave the mouse ear shape with their magic wand. The obvious point was that this really seems like a really artistic telestrator. Eric & Olivia – The non-daters from the University of Texas had a cute vibe together but it really was Olivia’s voice that was the winner. She had great jazz-soul diction. Once in a while it got a bit too froggy, but I think with the right arrangements the duo would be great. I’m shocked that Howie said no because there’s a lot of potential in this act. Eric Diddleman – Eric claimed to be a “professional mind reader” but I think the better part was him wrapping duct tape around his eyes. His guesses were great considering that Sharon was the only one to draw something hard (Howard and Howie basically drew themselves). I’d love to see this trick a second time with a few more bells and whistles. Summer Lacey – We only saw a few seconds of her but she chose to use chains instead of silks as she did some creative acrobatics. According to Sharon, Summer was also a lot higher than we must have seen as she dropped for one trick. She should join several of the acts this season as a more Punk/Accessible version of Cirque. Andrew De Leon (Above) – The closet-opera singer wasn’t bad. The biggest problem is that now he doesn’t have that surprise factor in future performances. Let’s hope that he has a stronger repertoire of songs and a bit more confidence in the future. I hope he wears prescription contacts because those contacts could scar his eyes if he’s not careful. Mind-Boggling Doppelganger Circus Sideshow – Take one part geeky/goth couple, one chainsaw and apple, and a small jaw and you get a silly performance. The girlfriend got a dislocated jaw because she didn’t listen to him when he said, “Do you have a preference for apple size?” Jada – While we only saw this group of women for a few seconds, it must have been for the mercy of the audience’s ears. It’s called synchronization; Jada didn’t have that. Also, four girls singing “Only Girl in the World” makes no sense. Which one was the only girl? Richard Grossman – The opera singer from New York, who sub-sings as practice was ahead of his song and choked. It was kind of embarrassing. That’s someone’s delusional uncle who called Howard rude. The fact that Andrew followed him with a great opera performance made him seem even sourer.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County, the ladies headed to Costa Rica to call Alexis out on her phoniness and materialism. And Vicki took some whacky pills. This week the adventure continues and involves… paddling. Down a river, of course. Read on for THG’s +/- review! We’re still at dinner and Alexis is in tears because Tamra can’t keep her voice down. Tamra’s pretty much being a bitch right now. Minus 25. Vicki says that at times they’re all materialistic. Plus 10 for that tidbit of truth. Gretchen tries to speak up for Alexis but ends up twisting the knife a little bit more. Alexis gets up to leave the table and Heather wants to hug it out first. Alexis says no hugs. She wants to be alone. Gretchen gives her a head start and then goes after Alexis, but Alexis won’t let her in the hotel room. Here’s the kicker – this intervention all happened before dinner was even served. Way to go, ladies. Now Alexis is crying herself to sleep on an empty stomach. Minus 10. Back at the table, Gretchen bursts into tears because she hurt her friend by trying to both be honest and defend Alexis. Vicki decides to take Alexis her lobster dinner and after barging into the room, Vicki promptly begins to talk about herself. Minus 10. Gretchen’s gone from crying to cranky because Vicki was let inside Alexis’ room and she wasn’t. She’s defended Alexis so many times and this is the thanks she gets? The next morning, Alexis packs up to leave so she can go home and take care of her kids and Jim. After a night of contemplation, she’s decided she doesn’t see the phoniness in herself that the other women see. Plus 10 for believing in yourself? I guess? Heather goes to visit her and say that she wants to get to know the sweet girl she thinks Alexis is and they all have things to work on. Heather may not think she’s perfect, but I think she’s pretty close. Because of her, Alexis decides to go on one more outing with the ladies before catching her plane back to Orange County. Plus 10. In the car, Alexis thanks Vicki for visiting and completely ignores Gretchen and the fact that Gretchen went to check on her first. Minus 20. The girls have a champagne picnic on the beach and Alexis pulls Gretchen aside to talk to her. Alexis acknowledges that Gretchen was upset at dinner and Gretchen chokes up when she talks about being turned away at Alexis’ door. Alexis says she felt like she was ganged up on, even by Gretchen. Alexis says that the reason she didn’t want Gretchen in the room is because the minute she opened the door, Gretchen started talking about Gretchen. Gretchen’s explanation was a good one and Alexis completely dismissed it. Alexis only wants to hear what Alexis wants to hear. Minus 10. Alexis leaves and hopefully takes her drama with her. In an attempt to lighten the mood, or something, Tamra tries to pants Gretchen and Vicki. And then she grabs Heather’s boobs. And then she flashes Gretchen her new-old boobs. Tamra’s fun right now. Plus 10 . Vicki and Heather, the sticks in the mud, hang out on a towel and pretend to be embarrassed. Or at least I hope they were pretending. Lighten up, ladies! Vicki arranges for the ladies to all plant a tree since they’re in the rain forest. Tamra plants a “Stinking Toe” tree in honor of Eddie’s ugly feet. Heather picks one with four leaves, one for each of her kids. Vicki chooses a rain tree because, according to the guide, it has the most soul. She also chooses one for Alexis since Alexis isn’t there to plant it herself. It’s a really nice bonding moment. Then Vicki ruins the mood when she says “You know what’s going to be sad is one day when one of us dies.” Alexis’ tree falls apart when Vicki plants it. Heather notes the irony. Tamra picks Vicki’s nose. (No, seriously. She did.) Day three in Costa Rica and the girls are going white water rafting. Heather’s freaking out. As soon as they see the water, Vicki and Heather’s freak-out meters go off the charts. Tamra and Gretchen were okay with rafting until the guide said there are piranhas in the water. Gretchen actually thought she’d get out of this without getting her shoes wet. Minus 10. Vicki won’t shut up and keeps forgetting to paddle. There’s a whole lot of screaming in this boat. A lot. It’s awesome. Plus 25. After they survive the rapids, Heather heads home to take care of Terry and the kids while Vicki melts into a puddle of tears. Vicki, Tamra, and Gretchen have a beer and Vicki’s still emotional. Apparently, Donn’s going to be sad without her. Because she won’t be able to cook him dinner? And she’s the one who wanted the divorce. Vicki says that if Donn wanted her back, they’d be back, which prompts Tamra to ask “you’d go back?” And then Vicki says that she’s happy where she is with Brooks. So again, I’m confused. Then she breaks down about how she’s been married and divorced twice and Briana eloped and that was so hurtful and Briana’s her rock and blah blah blah. I think I like Vicki better when she’s being crazy. EPISODE TOTAL: -20! SEASON TOTAL:-240!

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The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Viva Las Vegas!

Posted on April 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First they got down and dirty running through the mud. Then they went glamping . This week the Real Housewives of Orange County are stepping out on the town and heading toward the bright lights of Las Vegas, Nevada. Read on to find out more in THG’s +/- recap of their most recent escapade! Alexis gets a visit from Gretchen while she’s in the middle of cleaning up her own kitchen. Plus 5 right off the bat. Gretchen’s here to give feedback on Alexis’ stints on Fox 5, except she drops the bomb that Fox 5 called her first. Alexis gets her feelings hurt. Gretchen tells Alexis it’s obvious that Alexis is nervous and says Alexis could benefit from trying to connect more with the audience. Gretchen’s advice was pretty tactfully delivered and spot-on. Plus 10 . Then, in a one-one-one, Alexis says it was killing Gretchen to be happy for her and it’s all Tamra’s fault. Minus 10 , Alexis. You’re such a whiner. Heather’s headed to an audition. She’s been an actress for “many years.” She hasn’t been working much lately because of her four children, but now that three of them are in school?

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