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Karissa Shannon’s Sexy Time Has Run Out

I guess Playboy model turned sextape failure Karissa Shannon feels that she’s not getting enough attention now that nobody gives a crap about her again. Here she is trying to look sexy by sucking down a milkshake the other day with, I guess, a paparazzi camera guy sitting in the seat directly in front of her. That’s convenient. Wait, they don’t stage their own pictures do they? Shocking! Anyhow, this chicks fifteen minutes are up, go back to flashing your lady junk in an obsolete magazine and call it a career.

Geri Halliwell’s Nice Tanned Cougar Cleavage

I absolutely love big tanned cougar cleavage, that’s why I head to all inclusive resorts over the holidays chasing lonely migrating cougars, so these pictures of Geri Halliwell’s plump front meat are right up my alley. I don’t know what she’s been up to these days, but it seems to involve a lot of time on either the electric beach or the actual beach and a very impressive push up bra. Well done. Don’t forget to moisturize.

More Busty Heidi Montag Promo Pics

These are a few more promo pictures of Heidi Montag for, it doesn’t matter what they’re for, what matter’s is that she brought her two new friends along with her. Hi girls, long time no see. This new Heidi is right up my alley, she’s so fake and stupid, she’s perfect. I’m up for an affair or I can wait for the divorce, whatever works best for you, but I think an affair with a celebrity blogger might work wonders for her career. I can’t stop staring at those things. Love it! more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Ten Very Ugly Celebrity Yearbook Photos

Link: http://guanabee.com/2010/03/celebrity… Kirstie Alley wins this one. Girlfriend cannot catch a break. Read

Alley Boy Proves He’s ‘A Force To Be Reckoned With’ On Definition Tape

Plus: Akon talks about his latest signing, Ya Boy, in Mixtape Daily. By Shaheem Reid, with additional reporting by Rahman Dukes Alley Boy Photo: Atlantic This Week’s Main Pick Street King : Alley Boy, DJ Holiday and the Empire Holding It Down For : Zone Six in Atlanta Mixtape : Definition of F— Sh– Real Spit : “2010 is a new year,” DJ Holiday said. “I had to go get somebody more gutter, more street. I had to go to Zone Six. Have I ever let you down?” Alley Boy gets the prize for wildest mixtape title this year (see above). The rapper said he wants to keep street rap in the spotlight. “I put that title on the mixtape because I wanted something to stand out,” Alley said. (Mission accomplished.) “Just to be different. The topics I went in on, it’s a lot of things people would call negative. My whole image, it seems it’s so negative. I went there with it. I feel that those words definitely represent my attitude. It’s so watered down in Atlanta right now. I wanted to let folks know I’m a force to be reckoned with. I wanted a strong concept and strong title.” He also has a story behind his MC name: “I’m from Zone Six. Edgewood’s finest,” he said. “The way I came up in these hallways, these cuts, these alleys, it just fit me.” Alley has a slew of guest spots holding it down for the A as well. “I wanted to go in with my boy [Young] Dro,” he said. “We got a song called ‘Tall.’ Yung L.A., we had some controversy goin’ on. I wanted to show I reach out. I’m about the A. Princess from Crime Mob is on there. She goes stupid hard.” Waka Flocka Flame is also on the mixtape, as is Gucci Mane, who called in from jail on an interlude. Joints to Check For

Kirstie Alley Bashes View Host on Twitter

Talk about your hot topics! Kirstie Alley hasn’t held much back when it comes to expressing her feelings about talk show host Joy Behar via Twitter.

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Kirstie Alley Bashes View Host on Twitter

Steve Martin’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Steve Martin’s much younger wife lookin’ pretty old and weathered. I’m sure this belly wasn’t something he originally signed up for when he decided to be a bad man and fuck the shit out of this pretty much unknown pussy born in 1972 but I guess this is still better than being stuck married to a fat bitch who is his own age. Pics via Fame Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME

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Steve Martin’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Cindy Adams Has Seen the Future, and It Is a Scary, Scary Place

NY Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams had no news today because she hasn’t had a scoop since the Paleozoic Era.

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Cindy Adams Has Seen the Future, and It Is a Scary, Scary Place

Thank Drew Very Much

The price was definitely right for a server at an LA restaurant who waited Drew Carey’s table last night. This $500 tip, on a $322 check, was so generous the server contacted us to see if we could pass on his thanks to the TV personality.

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