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Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne Hathaway is so fat…good thing she’s jogging or hiking…or whatever she’s doing because this is Hollywood bitch and we got no time for your cellulite despite what all those cellulite ridden bitches are trying to tell you…not that you wouldn’t try to get your hands on these pants post workout to pull off her DNA so that you can clone her in your basement… That’s all I got to say about that, I used all my jokes on an aspiring actress I didn’t have sex with last night…which was almost as fun as wasting my jokes here to you bastards who don’t read anything I write. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her. It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city. Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by. Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her… So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack. Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count. Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors. Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route.. Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood… Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Grazia of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ioanna Ntenti is some Greek model who was winner or runner up of Greek’s Next Top Model, where I hear one of the tests was not performing Anal sex with editors of magazines in order to get jobs, because Anal sex is normal sex in Greece, and in being Greek, it’s kinda just what she does….the asshole is the primary orifice and we find that almost as fun as Feta Cheese…and Souvlaki… I guess she’s making some moves, she’s in Grazia Italia, not showing her NIPPLES SHE’S SHOWN BEFORE …because that’s all part of being a model…but she’s got a rocking’ body that unlike the Greek women I buy my chicken from, who has a moustache thicker than her three sons named George….I want to actually fuck…rather than just closing my eyes and stomaching it…oh the thing’s I’ll do for free food….