The Girl With No Vagina Scooter Sinkhole Baby ELephant of the Day Audi Driver Pulls Gun on Another Driver in Road Rage Man Drowns as People Watch Girls Kill THemselves Together – What the Fuck Drunk Man Feeds the Bears Woman Uses Dildo to Fix Car The post Junkies VS Couple Fucking in the Street and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I always forget that Nascar doesn’t only exist, it is fucking huge, I just don’t fuck with it, probably because I don’t live in a trailer park, or some shitty middle of the road, blue collar subdivision, that just writing about depresses me, knowing exactly what Nascar fans and their wives look like… You know, I’m ghetto, I’m broke, I don’t crave the finer things in life, but I know I’m a degenerate, it’s these white folk, who think they are living the dream in their folding lawn chairs eating corn meal casserole, drinking cheap beer they got on sale at Walmart..where the lowest price is the law… But Nascar does exist, and Danica Patrick is the pussy driver with a pussy in the sport that all you trash can jerk off to as she posts shameless pictures doing poses in a bikini because she thinks she has a hot body…and she knows that you will too…better than any of the strippers you get lap dances from after a long day at the mill…right. The post Danica Patrick Bikini Splits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I always forget why Casey Batchelor is “famous” — there’s just something about those massive funbags that makes me incapable of higher brain functions. But judging from the way she’s stuffed into this shirt and the paps are following her around London, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s a British reality star. I’m also going to assume none of you perverts care what Casey does with the cleavage show she’s putting on, so I’ll just leave it at that and let you all get back to pressing your faces up against your computer screens. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
I always forget why Casey Batchelor is “famous” — there’s just something about those massive funbags that makes me incapable of higher brain functions. But judging from the way she’s stuffed into this shirt and the paps are following her around London, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s a British reality star. I’m also going to assume none of you perverts care what Casey does with the cleavage show she’s putting on, so I’ll just leave it at that and let you all get back to pressing your faces up against your computer screens. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
Plus Size Model Tess Holliday Declares Black Men Love Her We were all for the success of plus sized phenomenon Tess Holliday — who has been rocking headlines all around the world for being the barrier breaking big gul who got a major modeling contract despite her size 28 22 frame… but then she had to go racial with it. In a revealing interview with The Guardian , Holliday rubbed us the wrong way when she declared herself black male kryptonite: We’re in a cafe, finally sitting down after a six-hour shoot that’s had Holliday traipsing blocks in oppressive heat and then a rainstorm. Throughout, she’s been a hilarious corrective to the notion of models as mute and biddable clotheshorses. At one point, an African American guy, middle-aged, said something appreciative as he walked by. “What do guys think they’ll achieve by yelling something?” she asked, shifting her weight and adjusting the cape primly. “They’re like: ‘She’ll love this, I’ll definitely get her number.’” A pause, and then she added, with some satisfaction, “I do admit that black men love me. I always forget that, and then I come to a black neighbourhood and I remember.” And no one quite knew what to say. Is it just us or is Heavy T feelin’ herself a bit too much? After all, she ain’t no Liris Crosse !
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need a cold shower of my own after seeing these pictures of Nikki Lund rinsing off after a day of surfing at the beach. I always forget why Nikki’s famous enough to have her own entourage of paparazzi following her around, but I’m definitely glad they made sure to catch this. Because if you ask me, with perfect form like that, Nikki should really think about going pro — at showering for the cameras, that is. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
I always forget about Kristin Cavallari , not because she’s not still smoking hot (as you can see, that’s definitely not the case), but because now that she’s a MILF, she’s too busy “taking care of her kid” or something to show up on the usual hot nobody circuit of C-list red carpets and trips to the gym. Which is a damn shame, because judging from this epic leg show she’s putting on, Kristin’s still got some of the best stems in the business. I’m going to have to remember to check in on them more often from now on. Time to set a Google Alert for “Kristin Cavallari’s legs.” » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I always forget who Lauren Stoner is whenever I do a post on her. Partly because I don’t really care much to begin with, and partly because it’s hard to remember much of anything when I’m looking at new pictures of her in a bikini. But I decided to actually do a little research this time, and found out she’s a former reality star. Which I’m guessing gives her a lot of free time to spend at the beach, so make sure to stay tuned for more updates on this important developing story. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I always forget who Emily Osment is or why she’s famous, but before you blame years of spending 8 hour days on the Internet for ruining my memory and attention span, the real culprit here is actually Emily’s cleavage. See, all it takes is just one look, and I’m incapable of caring about anything else. Now, where was I? Oh right, enjoy these shots of Emily at the Maleficent premiere, or don’t. Frankly, I’m good either way. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
I always forget who Kelly Rowland is, but I’m pretty sure she used to be a backup singer for Beyonce or something. (That was a joke, before all five of you diehard Destiny’s Child fans start sending me angry emails and death threats.) Either way though, it’s been years since the last time I saw her, but if Kelly keeps up the chesty red carpet shows like this and Beyonce keeps getting into elevator fights, she’ll be my new favorite former backup singer in no time. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com