Tag Archives: always-next

Kendall Jenner Does Adidas

I don’t know how or why Adidas decided that Kendall Jenner would be a good spokesmodel — sorry, “brand ambassador” — for them. Considering I’m pretty sure she’s never actually broken a sweat in her life and probably pays assistants to move her legs for her on the exercise bike. But whatever. I’m not going to argue with results. Because this latest shoot has definitely sent my heart rate soaring. Yow!

Read the rest here:
Kendall Jenner Does Adidas

Gender Neutral Halsey Does Playboy

I guess Playboy must really be hurting for “celebrity” models these days, because that’s the only reason I can think of for why they asked former up-and-coming pop star/hottie   Halsey to pose for them for their latest issue. It’s not like she’s a major draw or household name or anything. And yeah, I’m sorry, but if you ask me, they could’ve picked any Insta-hottie/professional “influencer” at random and this shoot would’ve turned out 20 times hotter. Oh well. There’s always next issue.

Follow this link:
Gender Neutral Halsey Does Playboy

Selena Gomez Does KIIS Good

According to my sources, KIIS FM held their annual iHeartRadio Jingle Ball in LA, and normally, I wouldn’t care about that, because I’m a cranky shut-in who only cares about bikini pictures and lingerie models. But Selena Gomez showed up, and showed off just enough leg to get me (and the Little Tuna) interested. Granted, I’d be a lot more interested if Selena had been wearing a bikini and/or lingerie, but I guess there’s always next year. I’d better mark my calendar just in case. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage For Cinco de Mayo

With practically every hottie in Hollywood at  the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dress

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I’ve been blogging for years and I’ve never once been invited to this Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party. I mean, it’s got everything I look for in a party: a bunch of hot lingerie models in leather and an open bar. So here’s Behati Prinsloo making me wish I’d gotten to spend last night bugging her to play some two-hand touch with me instead of in my basement surrounded by my friends the Little Tuna and a bunch of pizza boxes. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

Read this article:
Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dress

Bai Ling Knows How To Dress

I don’t know about you guys, but I rung in the New Year the way I always do: surrounded by my family and closest friends. Wait, no, that’s not right. I meant surrounded by nachos and beer cans on the couch. But I’m starting to think I may have missed out after seeing these pictures of Bai Ling at Sue Wong’s New Year’s Eve party in LA. Because forget noisemakers and confetti, if there’s one thing every New Year’s party could use, it’s a hot nobody getting topless for the cameras. Oh well, there’s always next year I guess. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cameron Diaz Gets Leggy For Marie Claire

I’m assuming that none of you degenerates currently subscribe to Marie Claire , but not to worry, because I’ve got the sexy cover shoot that Cameron Diaz did for the November issue for you all to drool over anyway. So enjoy these, along with the fact that I just saved you from having to make up some phony excuse to go to your doctor’s office just to check these pictures out. You’re welcome.

Read more here:
Cameron Diaz Gets Leggy For Marie Claire

Angela Ruiz’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

This may be the first post I’m doing on Angela Ruiz , but get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of this Venezuelan hottie in the future. Because as far as I’m concerned, this is lingerie perfection right here. In fact, if you ask me, the only thing that could’ve made this photoshoot any better is if these pictures were taken in my bedroom. But hey, there’s always next time. Call me! » view all 16 photos

Original post:
Angela Ruiz’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

Angela Ruiz’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

This may be the first post I’m doing on Angela Ruiz , but get ready to start seeing a whole lot more of this Venezuelan hottie in the future. Because as far as I’m concerned, this is lingerie perfection right here. In fact, if you ask me, the only thing that could’ve made this photoshoot any better is if these pictures were taken in my bedroom. But hey, there’s always next time. Call me! » view all 16 photos

Here is the original post:
Angela Ruiz’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

More Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

So I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. The good is that Jessica Alba is still on that bikini vacation of hers, and we’ve even got some drool-worthy booty shots of her playing in the water today. The bad is that she still hasn’t reenacted her famous bikini ass pose for the paps or invited me out to join them as her personal sunscreen applier, and I’m starting to worry that neither of those things might happen this trip. Oh well. I guess there’s always next year. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading