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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right… This one’s for the fans… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is On Fire

I’ve always said Victoria Justice needed to up her sexiness game and finally after many years of encouraging it, she is working her hotness like a champ. Here she is wiggling her little booty and posing in a bikini like professional InstaModel, but unlike InstaModels, Vicky does have some talent… I think. Anyway, her booty is definitely talented and that is all that counts. » view all 13 photos          

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is On Fire

I’ve always said Victoria Justice needed to up her sexiness game and finally after many years of encouraging it, she is working her hotness like a champ. Here she is wiggling her little booty and posing in a bikini like professional InstaModel, but unlike InstaModels, Vicky does have some talent… I think. Anyway, her booty is definitely talented and that is all that counts. » view all 13 photos          

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Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Is Boring As F

I may not be good at a lot of things (OK, most things), but you guys know that I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Instagram. Or at least, when it comes to judging hottie’s profiles, anyway. And after spending a lot of time these past few weeks carefully creeping  “studying”  Charlotte McKinney ‘s profile, I’ve come to a conclusion: her pictures are super boring for a hottie this busty. Sad! » view all 11 photos

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Elle Fanning Does L’Oréal

See? I told you guys that sexy selfie she posted a few months back would be good for  Elle Fanning ‘s career. Because now she just booked a L’Oréal gig, and I’m 99% sure we have that one picture to thank for this photoshoot. So here’s hoping there’s more where this came from, because I’ve always said Elle could have a very promising career as a professional model hottie. Screw acting.

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Meet Bikini Model Rachel Wallace

In case any of you out there are still wondering why I love hot British nobodies so damn much, these pictures ought to help explain it. See, that’s model/reality “star”  Rachel Wallace walking around the streets of London in nothing but a bikini. According to my sources, it was a photo op to help launch some new tattoo parlor. I’m telling you, the best thing about these girls is that they’ll do anything for press. Well, almost anything… I still haven’t convinced any of them to go on a date with me yet. I guess everyone has their limit. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez Topless For GQ

Here is Selena Gomez in an amazing GQ photoshoot. I’ve always said that she should show more skin and I think she is finally taking my advice because here she is teasing with some topless action. Sure she isn’t revealing all the goods, but I think its only a matter of time. Baby steps….            

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Alton Brown Reviews Amazon’s Dumbest Kitchen Gadgets

Even though I can’t stand the Food Network and Alton Brown , these kitchen devices are pretty useless! Continue reading

Rihanna Does Rihanna

I’ve always said that Rihanna knows how to dress, and she’s definitely not disappointing here at her 2nd annual Diamond Ball. I guess she had to class it up a bit for the charity event though, so she couldn’t just wear a bikini or whatever this is . But luckily, those funbags of hers go great with pretty much anything, so enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading