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Emma Stone for Elle of the Day

This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one…. But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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The Elizabeth Taylor Nude of the Day

Elizabeth Taylory posed nude when she was 24. They say it was an engagement gift for her third husband. I say, there’s not enough pussy lip in it. Fire this Roddy McDowall photographer, I mean if all parties involved weren’t dead….I want to see some 1956 bush….because jerking off to dead women before they were dead…you know vintage erotic knowing she’s at her prime…always works for me…cuz I’m just that kind of pervert… FOLLOW ME

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