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Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked. I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair… Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked… I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time… This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

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Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Alyssa Milano Self Shot Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Here is a picture of Alyssa Milano ruining the concept of self shot pics….they say she’s a social media expert celebrity who blocked me on twitter along with everyone who doesn’t like my twitter earthquake coverage , but she’s doing these self shot pics all wrong…and not just cuz she’s pregnant and pregnancy is digusting…but because she’s not fucking naked. I appreciate the fact that she’s using the hipster photographer app for her pics…but I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s not showing her hipster bush…that I know is a serious bush strictly based on her arm hair… Pregnant or not, if you’re gonna take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror, you gotta do it right…and that’s naked… I’m an expert on these things cuz I spend 90 percent of my day looking at self shot pics, or recruiting girls to take them, the other 10 percent of my day is spent shitting, crying, trying to masturbate- usually all at the same time… This Post is Dedicated to our Fallen Soldiers in Japan. Support our Troops.

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Adrienne Curry Gets Cozy With Jenna Jameson

Adrianne Curry is no stranger to posting pictures of herself in sexy poses on the internet, that’s pretty much all she does now, but I have to think that this is one of her hottest ones yet and she’s not even half naked. What I like about it is the fact that she brought along pornstar Jenna Jameson to rub boobs with. Not a bad idea. I heard that if a pornstar and a nobody rub breasts together you get three wishes.

Alyssa Milano’s Sweet Preggo Boobs

I almost forgot that Alyssa Milano was knocked up, the poor thing, here she is at some event the other day trying to hide her baby bump. She’s not doing a very good job of it, she looks like I do after about a dozen pints, satisfied and more that a little buzzed. I’m just kidding, she actually looks pretty hot, her body hasn’t really started to get all stretched out and weird yet. Do her breasts already look bigger or is that just my imagination? Awesome.

Lucy Pinder & Michelle Marsh Domestic Bliss

Here are Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh hanging out together in their sexy little undies, doing housework, brushing their teeth and getting wasted on wine in the kitchen. This is what I imagine goes on at Charlie Sheen’s place, without all the cleaning up and brushing their teeth. Lucky bastard. Anyhow, I love these kind of photo spreads, they’re so cheesy it actually makes them kind of hot. A hot chick vacuuming in her underwear? Come on, hot stuff.

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Amanda Seyfried Finally Gives Us A Peek

I can’t believe my eyes, Amanda Seyfried is wearing something other than sweatpants chicks wear on their period or to retile a bathroom. Amazing. I just wrote a post about how she needs to step it up with some sexy clothing if she wants to keep my attention. I guess she reads the site on a regular basis and took my advice to heart. Rrrrriiiiiight. Anyhow, I don’t give a crap why she did it, I’m just happy I can actually some cleavage up front instead of just a dumpy sweater. Keep it up.

Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

This fashion spread is interesting…because there’s no clothing in it…and being form the school of thought where vagina lip is the only fashion trend we need to see on the street…it’s nice to see things finally going my way….not that you can see vagina lip in this Ming Xi for some magazine I’ve never heard of shoot, but but she’s naked enough to give me hope that one day girls will be…..it’s a step in the right direction not that you care what I think…just look at the pics while I nurse this hangover…

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Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Pregnancy generally disgusts me. You know the idea of a woman’s body being destroyed for the sake of letting some creature grow inside them to carry on their genetics in some vain weird way. You know the worst STD around…. But there are perks…at least when the kid isn’t yours….the main one being that pregnant bitches can’t get knocked up by you when you’re fucking them cuz they are horny and their husbands don’t want to touch them for fear of hurting the baby….but also the new milk filled tits that give the husband who hasn’t fucked in months something to distract him from the sloppy ripped apart vagina his woman is left with…you know allowing him to feel like he’s with a new doughier woman for the first few months of the pregnancy…usually while she’s passed out from exhaustion…but it quickly loses it’s appeal…and in Penelope Cruz’s case…that hasn’t happened yet…since these are pretty much the first post-pregnancy pics I’ve bothered noticing…and them tits be delicious and nutritious… And that’s all I have to say about pregancy for now…

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Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day

I was given tickets to the local premiere of Hall Pass. So the theater I was in didn’t have a red carpet and was filled with old ladies who won the shit on radio contests and shit…but even if I was at this premiere, the only thing that would have saved this movie would have been more of the baby sitters tits…That’s not to say I wouldn’t want to fuck the Blonde Australian …but I just can’t help but hate them for being part of what must be left over ejaculate that poored out of some Farrely brother wife’s asshole weeks after she gave him anal and was found and nurtured into the garbage that is this movie…if that makes sense…… The worst thing in all of it is that people hate being married and a hall pass could really be a revolutionary thing…and instead of showcasing that goodness, we were stuck watching two idiots fail at being men in what was probably some of the most embarrassing maybe even humilating way that wasn’t funny but just left me feeling sad…. I’m glad I saw it, I just wish people put more love into making movies that are actually good….maybe I’m just a hater…maybe this was the shittiest attempt at a movie review ever…I guess I’m no Siskel…. Here’s the Busty babysitter… Here’s the tight bodied Australian…. Here’s Alyssa Milano’s pregnant mom tits you’d probably stay happily married to even if she’s a bitch to me on Twitter like she was Denise Richards…I love how she’s playing the pregnancy up…

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Hot Pussy at the Hall Pass Premiere of the Day