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Amanda Seyfried is All Hollywood Needs of the Day

I haven’t posted on Amanda Seyfried in an hour and I’m going into withdrawl…So here she is being boring again…cuz even when she’s boring she’s better than you but more importantly…I’m into it… Seriously, they need to cast her in every fucking movie that comes out. She is the best thing to happen to Hollywood and they need to recognize…And to protest that- I am going to cast her in every single post I do going forward….think of this as a hunger strike for someone who likes eating too much to suffer and who no one would notice was on strike cuz I is irrelevant… Just doin my part to make a difference in the world…

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Amanda Seyfried Blowing my Mind in Interview Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good… It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

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Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Miley Cyrus Bloated Face, Leather Shorts of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Miley. One one hand she’s wearing a pair of leather shorts over pantyhose like she’s the Asian girl I enjoyed watchinkg walk down the street…and on the other hand…her face is bloated as fuck. I’m wondering if it’s from over-eating…you know one too many millions of milkshakes to satisfy her broken home she blames herself for….you know emotionally sucking that shit down like my pig wife…or maybe it’s from dental surgery, but there’s no fun in that….so I’ll just think it’s from aging badly, you know her head just keeps growing and growing until puberty closes out, or even better that she’s just addicted to meds or drugs that make her swell…like cocaine or anti depressenants…I guess it could always be a medical condition…who fucking knows…maybe you have a better idea of what’s going on, I just know that at 18, she turned boring…I’m ready for an official breakdown…It’ll happen…I can tell… On a sidenote, I’d totally fuck her mom’s groupie pussy if I was Billy Ray too….but I’d never fall in love with a groupie, cuz it’s their nature to move onto more important people….and when you’re Billy Ray, that’s an easy thing to have happen…not that I have those problems…considering the last thing I had sex with was expired luncheon meat…I have no standards….I have no shame…

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Amanda Seyfried Moving Shit of the Day

My summer time fetish has always been watching bitches move….you know single college girls on a budget who insist on doing it themselves cuz they don’t want to admit that dudes are stronger…or maybe they just don’t want to whore themselves out to get dudes to help them…you know use their titties to get them lifting like dumb horny monkeys….So I just standthere watching them lift heavy, bend often, drop shit and struggle as they sweat and get dirty, titties everywhere, ass everywhere, making the whole thing amazing and erotic… These pictures of Amanda Seyfried’s little ass touches on that perversion and I like it…and you should too…

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Amanda Seyfried House Party 013011 EXC YT

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Amanda Seyfried’s Got A Big Box

Here’s Amanda Seyfried in some sexy little short shorts over the weekend struggling to keep her giant box from falling out all over the street. She can barely get her hands around that big box of hers. Don’t worry, I’m aware just how childish and immature these jokes are, I’m not a complete moron, but I am a pretty immature male who writes about asses and boobs all day long so I doubt you expected anything less from me. Enjoy. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Amanda Seyfried Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is fucking boring. Apparently her pussy is getting down with Ryan Phillippe and who gives a fuck about her personal life or who is sticking their dick in her. Sure, it’s a step-up from the pig he knocked up and got locked into on the set of Cruel Intentions, the bitch he had a dozen kids with before he was 25, but it’s still totally uninteresting to me…. I’m too busy focusing on the cunt in this picture, and trying to make out it’s every crease, cuz when it comes to celeb pussy, or actor pussy, that’s really all I care about, their pussies… Their lives, personalities, and who they are fucking and pretty much their entire existance is dull, unless they are Charlie Sheen, but unfortunately, there’s only one of those… Especailly Amanda Seyfried…She doesn’t even work the celebrity status, she doesn’t even play with the paparzzi, she’s got no personality but I like her naked in movies and that makes her good enough and that’s all I have to say about that.

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