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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots.. This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists… Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was…. The post Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Upper Thigh is In Love of the Day

Sarah Hyland had a hard nipple while she torments the paparazzi that she probably called while she went to a lunch at a place where the paparzzi hang out – because she just wants to have a normal life and go to normal places…but won’t move an hour out of the heart of LA where no paparrazzi hang out – because she’s a fucking celebrity and she fucking loves this shit – as she was raised to when her parents were whoring her to view this as important….but not important enough to be a cunt about…. But at least she’s not Ariel Winter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you want to see her weird dressed at an EMMY party…. CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Upper Thigh is In Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is the girl who moved in and stole all of Lindsay Lohan’s work. She was the “she was a bitch to me on set of Mean Girls, and now she’s an un-hireable disaster, that I’m, gonna take every job she ever was offered or rumored to be offered, even if they don’t pay me – because I’m hotter, I have better tits and fuck her”…which is kind of awesome…as is her ability balance her mainstream vanilla cheesy roles – while doing a couple more obscure movies that she’s fully naked in…but I’m most impressed in that she manages to live her life, always dressed like she’s having her period, dumpy and unshowered for the paparzzi…looking like she smells and has shit stains in her underwear…never dolled up because I guess she has nothing to prove…but then I remember she fucks Justin Long…and that maybe she’s just the fucking worst…because he is..and she lets him cum inside her… So in these ill-fitting sweatpants that she’s probably been in for 3 days or more – is dried up Justin Long sperm…and that’s pretty fucking vile…I think it’s time to move on from this. To See The Rest Of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Claudia Romani in Her Bikini of the Day

Claudia Romani is proof the paparzzi are bored as fuck. She’s some 30 year old trash with a hot body from Italy…who hasn’t done much but get a few gigs modeling in Europe….enough to afford moving to Miami to live the American dream… She won some VH1 best bikini body of 2012 contest….which I assume means absolutely nothing to anyone but her….and has since been in her bikini every fucking day…something I endorse…but do not understand why sites are keeping track of her…. Her face is average at best…and shit, being FHM and Maxim in Italy 5 years ago is hardly enough reason to be followed around…she must be sleeping with the paparazzi for exposure….in “Please submit my pics to the blogs, I need attention” kind of way…. Cuz I keep seeing her everywhere….yet she’s a nobody… I mean I follow way hotter miami chicks on Instagram who are always in their bikinis…maybe they paparazzi should start following them and turning them into pseudo celebs…famous for nothing….getting them perks like cutting the line at the club…. Who cares……. That said…her ass is awesome….click the link to see it….in all its bikini glory…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner’s Hot Young Workout Body and a Link to her in her Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted these pictures of her hot teen body all tight and ripped and amazing cuz teen girls who work out just aren’t built like 30 year old bitches who work out…you know it’s a chip your tooth on their asses…not get your watch lost in their pockets of cellulite asses…sure it is the aging process…but celebrate these 18 year olds…even if it makes the 30 year olds think you’re a creepy pervert…cuz they are just jealous of their youth and the fact that they’ve lost their own…cuz even though know they were hotter at 18….obviously…. The more fascinating thing about the Jenners is that their mom is whoring them out and has since they were young…making money for the family..even though they didn’t need money…at the expense of their well beings…while instilling morals and values to whore yourself for personal gain at a young age…instead of realizing it when their bodies turn 30….so in a lot of ways as much as I hate this family…I like the second string taking over…but maybe I’m just racist against armenians…. Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Their Bikinis for the Paparzzi Cuz Their Mom is Selling Them… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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