I don’t know what is going on here, not that Taylor Swift is doing a duet with the Rolling Stone, but that Taylor Swift is turning me on. Maybe it is Mick Jagger’s flamboyancy, or maybe his hard wrinkled face just reminds me of a pussy eager to get fucked…or maybe, just maybe, Taylor Swift’s well traveled twat is well traveled for good reason…and that reason isn’t her money, or her silly tween anthems, but her legs….for days. Here’s the video…The Rolling Stones are good…even with Taylor Swift in a tight outfit sabotaging their classic songs…who while in a tight outfit is allowed to sabotage whatever she likes, unfortunately, not sabotaging my penis. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Consistently boring, Amanda Seyfried, wore leggings to remind us that she exists, after locking herself up dealing with the industry saying she is not as good of an actress as Anne Hathaway, who managed to land an Oscar for being in a movie for less time than Amanda Seyfried, with less lines than Amanda Seyfried, only to outshine Amanda Seyfried, something I am sure depresses her, but probably happens all the time, because every picture I see of her, she lacks serious personality, and in these pics, ass. Not that her lack of an ass is a real deal breaker when it comes to staring at pics of her, cuz she’s got tits to compensate, and a willingness to show them off in movies, making her win my meaningless award that she can come pick up next time she’s in Canada….but the skill testing question to claim her prize involves sitting on my face. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Another day another weird Amanda Bynes story. Amanda Bynes Wanders Aimlessly In Buffalo, NY According to TMZ TMZ has obtained video appearing to show Amanda Bynes walking the streets of Buffalo, NY moments ago — but the strange part … she keeps telling the photog, “We’re not in Buffalo.” The footage was shot by a self-described “fan” who tells us he noticed Bynes wandering around aimlessly … sporting huge sunglasses and a brown wig … and decided to strike up a conversation with her. The woman never denies that she’s Amanda Bynes — but when asked why she’s in Buffalo, she repeatedly tells the photog, “We’re not in Buffalo.” We reached out to Bynes via email — but she wouldn’t confirm or deny if she was actually in Buffalo. If it’s NOT Bynes in the video … it certainly would be a helluva coincidence — ’cause the lady in Buffalo doesn’t just bear a striking resemblance to Amanda, she also has the same tattoo on her arm. This is yet another bizarre incident in addition to her being spotted at Sky Zone bouncing high on trampolines. Amanda you know that’s you
The saga continues…. Amanda Bynes Mug Shot Pic Released In yet another development in what is the downward spiral of former teen queen actress Amanda Bynes, her mug shot has now been put on blast for all to see after she was popped for throwing a bong out of the window in NYC. Madame bong-a-lot still continues to insist that she “doesn’t use drugs or alcohol” ….. …..while also continuing to be photographed in public looking like this. Dear Amanda: we don’t believe you, you need more people. GSI/AKSM
The saga continues…. Amanda Bynes Mug Shot Pic Released In yet another development in what is the downward spiral of former teen queen actress Amanda Bynes, her mug shot has now been put on blast for all to see after she was popped for throwing a bong out of the window in NYC. Madame bong-a-lot still continues to insist that she “doesn’t use drugs or alcohol” ….. …..while also continuing to be photographed in public looking like this. Dear Amanda: we don’t believe you, you need more people. GSI/AKSM
What the hell is wrong with this crazy beyotch ?!?! Amanda Bynes Arrested For Mary Jane Possession And Evidence Tampering According to TMZ reports : Amanda Bynes was arrested in her NYC apartment tonight for Mary Jane possession … TMZ has learned. According to law enforcement sources … police found the kush when they responded to a call for a disorderly person at Bynes’ apartment building. A source close to Amanda tells us police were called because the troubled actress was behaving erratically … doing things like talking to herself. We’re told Amanda went ballistic when officers arrived — kicking and screaming during the arrest, and yelling … “Don’t you know who I am?” Our law enforcement sources say she’s been booked for criminal possession of the piff, as well as reckless endangerment and felony tampering with evidence. The endangerment and tampering occurred when Bynes allegedly threw a piff pipe out of her apartment window. Desperate times call for desperate measures. We say Amanda’s parents should call Drake and have him talk her into rehab and some type of therapy. Sounds crazy, but it just might be her last hope… Image via Splash
Seriously, we are praying for Amanda Bynes . We don’t want her to end up like Amy Whinehouse. Amanda Bynes Has Drug Fueled Party According to In Touch Weekly As late-night revelers opened the door to Amanda Bynes’ large but sparsely furnished NYC apartment for an impromptu party, they were shocked by what they discovered inside. Exclusive photos obtained by In Touch appear in this week’s issue, exposing the troubled star’s partying life. Photos taken inside her apartment during a long night of partying reveal her disheveled living conditions, and Amanda herself atop a bare mattress, smoking drugs and obsessively refreshing her phone’s Twitter feed. She is also pictured applying her makeup and dancing (much like her infamous “getting-ready” Twitter video that went viral), with a strange man “dancing behind her, and smoking sticky icky with her,” says “Joe” to In Touch, a photographer who was inside Amanda’s apartment that night, who doesn’t want his real name used. “She probably gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house,” claims photographer Giovanni Arnold, who was also at Amanda’s apartment that night along with “Joe.” “One minute she’s cool and down-to-earth. The next, she’s totally different — indecisive, and she can’t hold a conversation,” he tells In Touch. “Mentally, she’s all over the place.” Despite Amanda telling In Touch she doesn’t have a mental disorder or drink or smoke drugs, Giovanni and “Joe” claim Amanda had plenty of sticky icky in her apartment. “Drugs were everywhere,” says Giovanni. “On the bed, all over the floor.” Giovanni also alleges she did drugs when they were at her place, although Amanda denies it, telling In Touch, “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.” Drug claims aside, it would be hard for Amanda to deny the conditions in which she lives. “Her living room is basically empty,” describes “Joe.” Blinds hang on three windows near her bed, while the other windows are spray-painted black. After her impromptu photo shoot, of which “Joe” says, “Her dress was tight and sheer and you could see her bra — she seemed to like that,” the party continued into the wee morning hours when Amanda kicked her guests out around 5 a.m. We just hope she doesn’t off herself. GSI
The enigma that is Amanda Bynes has become a source of much speculation and entertainment these days, as everyone tries to figure out what her deal is. E! has a new theory : She’s obsessed with Blac Chyna. Chyna, the stripper turned music video girl turned rap reference, boasts blonde bangs and cheek piercings, and Amanda is said to be a major admirer. Beyond the newfound physical resemblance, consider: Amanda is obsessed with herself. She admits this. Blac Chyna also thinks highly of herself, saying “I’m trying to be the baddest bitch on Twitter.” We’ve seen Amanda Bynes Twerking out at the gym. Blac Chyna often makes a similar, Twitter effort to document her gym visits. As fans of Amanda Bynes’ Twitter know, she recently began rapidly Instagramming collaged photos of herself … as Blac Chyna has been known to do. Both have made similar, albeit unnecessary, statements about how they need to lose weight, and weigh in at 135 pounds right now. Blac Chyna has a baby with rapper Tyga, a member of the Young Money Cash Money crew. Drake is a also member of Young Money posse. Amanda Bynes wants Drake to murder her vagina . Need we say anything else here, people?
Amanda ‘s parents need to come take the wheel and bring Jesus with you! Amanda Bynes Reconnects With Parents Via RadarOnline reports: Amanda Bynes has been on a solo downward spiral since her move to New York — cutting off almost everyone in her life that was close to her — but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the former Nickelodeon actress has recently reconnected with her concerned parents. “Amanda reconnected with her parents this week and it was a really positive talk on both ends,” a source close to the embattled actress told Radar. “Her parents are good people who are genuinely concerned for her. And Amanda misses them, so she finally called them up.” According to the insider, the call went so well that a reunion might soon be in store for the Bynes family. “The last place Amanda wants to be is Los Angeles. She likes New York and doesn’t want to leave,” the insider revealed. “But Amanda’s parents really want to see her so they’re thinking of flying out to New York as early as next week.” As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported two weeks ago, Amanda’s heartbroken family believed her bizarre behavior was a “cry for help,” but felt they were “powerless to do anything” because she refused their help. But now, it seems there’s hope for Amanda’s parents Lynn and Rick to check in with their daughter and gauge how out of control she really is. “Amanda is totally acting odd, but she’s not crazy at all like people are making her out to be,” the source told Radar. “She’s just going through a hard time in her life and maybe not coping with it like she should be.” They’re “thinking of flying out to New York as early as next week.” Fly out there RIGHT NOW, you idiots! What the hell is wrong with these people? Amanda is clearly crying out to you, yet you [may] fit it into your schedule sometime next week?! Good lord.
Do you have your 3D glasses ready? Or are the kids these days just getting surgery on their eyes to make them 3D-capable? Either way, figure out your ish and watch the new Star Trek Into Darkness 3D trailer : Star Trek Into Darkness 3D Trailer Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Benedict Cumberbatch star in the sci-fi sequel, which takes place after the 2009 reboot. Alice Eve, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin, John Cho, Simon Pegg, and Bruce Greenwood also star. J.J. Abrams directs the film, which will premiere May 17.
