Kanye West has seemingly revealed the release date for his next album. Or maybe the due date for Kim Kardashian . Or possibly even his wedding date. But it’s safe to assume Kanye’s mysterious Twitter account is referring to his next professional milestone, as the rapper has deleted everything on it except for one message that reads: June Eighteen. That date does fall on a Tuesday, the traditional release day for new albums. It’s also rather unlikely that Kim would walk down the aisle when she’s nearly nine months pregnant. The tabloids won’t shell out top dollar for those images! But all we can say for sure is this: Kanye’s album will NOT be titled ” I Am God .” Unfortunately.
Amanda Bynes is at it again on Twitter, this time slamming Jenny McCarthy of all people after the Playboy legend expressed genuine concern for her. Last night, Jenny heard from an unreliable source (Jonathan Jaxson) on Twitter that police were knocking down Amanda’s door in fear for her life. After passing along the rumor – which no reliable site, THG included, even bothered running – out of true concern for Bynes, Amanda let her have it: “I need help?” she Tweeted at Jenny. What are u talking about? Aren’t u 50 years old? I’m 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?” “You’re ugly! Police weren’t at my house old lady! Shut the f–k up!” We know Amanda Bynes only has hot friends , and has a thing against “ugly” people, but has she seen Jenny McCarthy? Hottest would-be friend ever! It’s unclear why “ugly” has become Mandy’s default word when lashing out at “haters,” but Jenny, to her credit, responded to Amanda with a simple apology: “@AmandaBynes sorry girl. Looking out for ya.” To which Amanda cheerfully replied, obviously: “@JennyMcCarthy thanks! I’m sorry if I offended you! You’re beautiful! I was lying! I’ll delete our tweets!” That was nice of her, we suppose … of course, the original tirade was totally unnecessary as McCarthy, 40, was only expressing positive wishes. Then again, trying to apply logic to this particular human being is akin to expecting Lindsay Lohan to be contrite and take responsibility for her actions. Just another day at the Amanda Bynes Twitter circus …
Yesterday she gave us the bra. Today we get the “forearm” bra. All this selfie erotic is giving me spontaneous boners that both humiliate and excite me. Most people have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, I mean if I tried to talk to one of my drunk friends, he’d have no idea what I was talking about, but the tabloids are eating her up and loving every second of her fake demise, a demise that even if was real is not a demise, but in fact a rise to the top, filled with her big titties, skinny body and long child star legs. Slutty exhibitionist behavior from all kinds of girls is the shit I live for. I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life. 10 minutes ago she started a cat fight with Jenny McCarthy, because Jenny McCarthy is a cyber bully who is old as fuck and doesn’t mind her own business or know what she’s talking about, and that too got me excited. This whole Amanda Bynes thing brings me hope that we aren’t that doomed and real people still exist who don’t mind stirring up the pot…with topless pics. I think I’m in love. I need to K-Fed her. Now.
Selena Gomez, Kerry Washington and Amanda Seyfried also follow the red carpet’s long-sleeve trend. By Mary H.K. Choi Kim Kardashian at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards Photo: Getty Images
I want Amanda Bynes to murder my vagina….my man pussy…..like she wants Drake to murder her vagina, because they are both identity crisis Child Stars, trying to make it in this cold, scary world after no one cares about you, only Drake managed to pay off the right people to get heard…while Amanda Bynes just keeps falling off, like all child stars, and it looks like fun. Especially when she shows off her titties. I am ready for this behavior to turn into a sex tape career. Seriously. It may happen, and until it does, here are some cleavage shots. She’s amazing, I’m a fan. I like the impromptu photoshoot, she should be a stepGIRL.
I want Amanda Bynes to murder my vagina….my man pussy…..like she wants Drake to murder her vagina, because they are both identity crisis Child Stars, trying to make it in this cold, scary world after no one cares about you, only Drake managed to pay off the right people to get heard…while Amanda Bynes just keeps falling off, like all child stars, and it looks like fun. Especially when she shows off her titties. I am ready for this behavior to turn into a sex tape career. Seriously. It may happen, and until it does, here are some cleavage shots. She’s amazing, I’m a fan. I like the impromptu photoshoot, she should be a stepGIRL.
Look at this HD photo shoot from playboy. It features the gorgeous Amanda Barbara, look at this slender model in her cute blue dress. Continue reading →
From Daniel Radcliffe’s “Kill Your Darlings” sex scenes to Amanda Seyfriend’s porn star turn in “Lovelace,” this year’s Sundance was all about one thing. By Eric Ditzian Amanda Seyfried in “Lovelace” Photo: Animus Films
Amanda Bynes, everybody. Now with a pierced face! The increasingly erratic actress posted the image below on Tumblr yesterday, showing off her new look. Reaction online was … about what you’d think it would be. “Dear Amanda Bynes, we get it … you’re bat s**t crazy,” posted one Twitter fan. ” Amanda Bynes has her cheek pierced…. She’s a mess dude,” wrote a second. “Yesssssss she’s killin it. New Lohan,” said another, in a brutal insult … or huge compliment, depending on how you look at it or what you’re going for. Amanda Bynes’ cheek piercing: Your take? Edgy and kinda hot! LOL WTH is wrong with this hot mess?! View Poll »
I love that Amanda Seyfried is on Media tour…especially with nipple…. Apparently, Amanda Seyfried was drunk on Letterman the other night and Letterman called her out on it, apparently her tiny frame was 3 Whiskeys in, and decided to talk about how it gives her some liquid courage…. Now, I endorse Amanda Seyfried every once in a while….but only because she cleans up nicely, she doesn’t bother getting dressed or showered when she’s not working, but she does NUDITY and looks awesome nude….to legitimize herself as an actor who is more than just shitty Disney crap…..and any girl willing to get naked…is good to me…
