I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Joanna Krupa is showing off her amazing body in a bikini . The bad news is that it appears Joanna got back together with douchebag Romain Zago. So I guess, my New Year’s resolution of dating her is going to be a little more difficult to attain. Good. I like challenges.
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man had himself an ‘Amazing’ year! Relive it all with our ten favorite memories. By Josh Wigler “The Amazing Spider-Man” Photo: SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT INC.
Before you watch my MBE (if you can sit through all 20 minutes of it haha) I just want to thank everyone who has sent me their experience with Justin in the past. Without all your amazing stories, I would never be able to keep up with this blog! Justin has tweeted/facebook’d MBE almost 20 times and it just shows how much appreciation he has! I was sooo happy that we were able to bring it up with him again – since it’s been a long time since I got to talk to him. I couldn’t of asked for a better two concerts to attend within a two week span. If you haven’t gone to the Believe Tour yet, that is something you won’t wanna miss. Thank you Justin for being SO incredibly amazing to your beliebers, Scooter for always going over the top and giving back to others, the whole crew in general, and everyone involved with the Believe Tour. Love you guys, Vanessa Visit link: Before you watch my MBE (if you can sit through all 20 minutes…
Fanboy movie news is out of control today. If this were the 1930s we’d need a massive montage of spinning newspaper headlines. First, talk of Darkseid in Justice League , then the (extremely uninspired) poster from Star Trek Into Darkness , and new art from Man of Steel . Not to be outdone, Marc Webb , readying The Amazing Spider-Man 2 , has thwipped a tweet our way with the first glimpse of our new Harry Osborne – Dane DeHaan. Dane DeHaan, whose ten letter name makes economic a mere three consonants and two vowels, was said to be in the running for Spidey’s new foe against other young men like Alden Ehrenreich (a good actor, but too many letters), Brady Corbet, Eddie Redmayne , Boyd Holbrook, Douglas Booth and Sam Claflin . DeHaan, if you recall, was the main character in the surprisingly effective found-footage superhero (or was it supervillain ?) film Chronicle . Harry Osborn, the son of OsCorp’s Norman Osborn, was played by James Franco in the original Sam Raimi trilogy. DeHaan certainly has that weight-of-the-world sulk down pat, which is a key part of Webb’s Spider-Man aesthetic. The gals who flock to see skinny high school aged white boys will have their needs met, despite DeHaan actually being nearly 27. (That’s okay, Andrew Garfield will be over 30 when The Amazing Spider-Man 2 comes out, which leads me to think that I should probably be rubbing some of that sticky, milky Spidey substance all over my pores.) In the first Amazing Spider-Man 2 look Tweeted today by Webb, DeHaan has a bit of a scrappy look (don’tcha just want to tussle his hair?) but there’s something ominous in his eyes… as if off in the distance he sees an epic climax involving well known New York City landmarks and an inordinate amount of computer generated imagery. Be sure to follow @MarcW for more surprise news about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 ! Follow Jordan Hoffman on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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Here’s Maria Menounos leaving some gym and wearing leggings that highlight her amazing Greek goddess booty. I don’t have many fetishes, but hot chicks in leggings is one of my biggest turn-ons. So much so, that I’d be willing to buy those leggings off of Maria (unwashed of course), stuff them with foam and use them as a pillow. Anyway, if any of you ladies want to get on the site, email me shots of yourself in leggings. I’ll make you famous. Maybe…
Certain nude debuts are so powerful that you can remember exactly what you were doing when they happened. Jerkin’ it. So bust it out big time with Jessica Biel , Alyssa Milano , and the rest of our Top 10 Amazing Nude Debuts.
With “It’s Thanksgiving,” Nicole Westbrook is well on her way to viral stardom a la Rebecca Black. Whether that’s a good thing, however, is an open question. Unlike reciting the days of the week, Nicole lists off the holidays of the year in chronological order. It’s rather amazing ly terrible , and if your ears can survive it, we invite you to listen/watch below: Nicole Westbrook – It’s Thanksgiving The rapper with Nicole Westbrook, Patrice Wilson, was also in Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video. Wilson apparently wrote both songs, apparently, so it would appear he’s in on the absurdity this time around. We think. And really, really hope for his sake.
As the premiere…most successful…most famous…Mexican on the internet according to me…which isn’t saying much because the level of background research on this topic was little to none….I like to think I have a responsibility to the people…primarily my Mexican brothers and sisters….to showcase the amazing half naked women from their Mexican edition of American magazines…not because I care about Mexico or Mexicans…but because I care about models in lingerie…..at least long enough to get a boner….
Here is Rihanna on the set of her new music video and as you can see girl has a serious case of nipple-itis. Now ladies if you want to avoid the embarrassment of cold erect nipples, there is a product called Hollywood Tuna Nipple Warmers. And it’s free for a limited time. Unfortunately, it’s only works on C cup size breasts or bigger. So if you’d like more info on this amazing deal, email me. BTW, shipping is not included and I travel with my dog.
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