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Cooke Maroney and Jennifer Lawrence: ENGAGED!

Jennifer Lawrence has struck a deal with a very special high-end art dealer: She has agreed to marry him! Indeed, according to multiple outlets, the Oscar-winning actress is now engaged to someone named Cooke Maroney. (We guess she isn’t so gross after all, huh, Lala Kent? ) The 28-year old actress was spotted out and about in New York City over the weekend wearing what Page Six described as a “massive ring” while dining at Raoul’s, an upscale French restaurant. “It was a giant rock. They seemed like they were celebrating and people were talking about it,” a source told this section of The New York Post, adding: “The ring was very noticeable. They were sitting back in a corner. She was wearing a cute black dress with white polka dots.” A few days prior to this outing, Lawrence and Maroney were seen in The Big Apple’s West Village, also looking like two people very much in love. News of Lawrence and Maroney’s romance went viral in June of 2018, making this a semi-fast engagement. They’ve only been dating for about six or seven months. The two were subsequently spotted together in Paris, Rome and New York on multiple occasions, with one insider saying the following to Us Weekly about the relationship: “They definitely appear to be in it for the long haul. “Cooke plays very coy when speaking about her to his friends and colleagues. He is clearly smitten about her.” The beloved Hunger Games star was previously linked to Nicholas Holt from 2011 to 2014… Chris Martin in 2015 … and director Darren Aronofsky from 2016 to 2017. This bombshell report now raises a very obvious question to readers and fans: Who the heck is Cooke Maroney? A few facts about the future Mr. Jennifer Lawrence: – As mentioned above, he works as an art dealer.  Specifically, he works at the Gladstone 64 gallery in New York’s Upper East Side — and one of the gallery’s biggest clients is Lena Dunham’s artist father, Carroll Dunham. – His parents own a farm. For real! According to Cosmopolitan, Cooke’s mom and dad, James Maroney and Suki Fredericks, own Oliver Hill Farm in Vermont, where he grew up. – He isn’t the jealous type. This is just an assumption, but Lawrence brought Maroney as her date to the September premiere of The Favourite, the Oscar-nominated movie that stars her ex, Hoult. But Lawrence has said on record that she remains close to all of her exes. “I don’t think that you can have any sort of bad relationship with anybody if you’re just blunt,” she told Marc Maron on a podcast in February 2018. “Everybody always knows how you feel at all times and there’s no lying, it’s just honesty. Everybody’s a good guy to each other. … Every time I go through a breakup, it’s not like my heart isn’t broken. They just never did anything to like, devastate me. They were just good people.” Well, she’ll never go through a breakup again. Hopefully. Congrats to Cooke Maroney and Jennifer Lawrence!

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Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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McKayla Maroney Needs To Get Into Porn

OK, so despite hours minutes of painstaking research, I still haven’t been able to figure out if  McKayla Maroney got some kind of Kardashian-brand fake booty injections . But what I do know is this: the former gymnastic-turned-Instagram model should really consider following Kim’s lead and going into porn. I mean, just think about it — she’s flexible, big booties are in now. Plus, she’s way too tiny to be a model. It makes sense. And I bet if McKayla puts her mind to it and practices hard, she could be a star. And if she ever needs a spotter or a workout partner, call me! mood pic.twitter.com/462hxhN59N — mckayla (@McKaylaMaroney) March 20, 2017

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Selena Gomez Is See Through

I’m not sure if this picture of  Selena Gomez taking a nipple-tastic picture with one very, very, very, very lucky fan is new, or if it’s even real, for that matter. But I do know this: I’d be making the exact same face as that girl if I was taking this picture with Selena. Only there’s no way my eyes would be looking at the camera. Yow!

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McKayla Maroney’s Booty Expose Continues

I know the rest of the media is busy reporting on the latest Trump clusterf&%k, but here at Tuna HQ, we’re working on an equally important story: I’m trying to figure out whether or not  McKayla Maroney ‘s new booty she’s been showing off lately is real or fake. Here’s a few of her latest pictures, and I still can’t tell for sure, but I promise to continue digging until I get some answers, and I’m willing to risk as many pants fires as it takes. I know, I know. I’m a shoo-in for the Pulitzer this year, right?

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McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…it is your right…because she belongs to you…she belong to America…but her tits belong to her, and she clearly doesn’t want you sexualizing them, she wants to be seen as the athletic talent that she is…not some underage slut that after the last Olympics 4 years ago became shameless instagram whore…beecause she’s an American hero…who spent 4 years producing subtle…what should be illegal content for people who should be in jail…but instead walk amongst us….in our communities…and pretend they don’t get hard for 16 year olds in bikinis…because they aren’t 18… Well, she is 18…and here she is exploding out of a shirt… The post McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day

Mckayla Maroney was the jailbait in Olympic Gymnastics that was white and possibly worth jerking off to – as the pervert you are – with pride for your gold medal team….and she’s missing from Gymnastics this year, which is all 4 foot 8 boxy midgets running the USA dream team of zero angelic or erotic use of that flexibility, and 100 percent little tanks designed to do really ridiculous freak show shit… So Mckayla Maroney got into her fame and fortune from the last Olympics, decided she pleased her family that forced her into this shit, and could focus on being a social media whore…and fans…that she’s spent 4 years slutting out on… HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK In being a social media whore, she’s been doing squats all fucking day, knowing her sex appeal, knowing her fans are pervert dudes and loving it…all while being clueless enough as to what men are actually into – as she turns herself into a Kardashian or Jenner…the cool kids of her generation… And I’m OK with this ass…it’s so big and awkward and amazing to think she’s been working on this for the last 4 years..while her teammates were working on winning another gold… She looks like she’s got face filler also…typical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HER ASS IN A POST THAT I BASICALLY WROTE THE SAME THING ABOUT HER DOING STUNTS IN A SKIRT FROM LAST WEEK The post Mckayla Maroney Big Booty for the Gymnastics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Former Olympic Gymnast McKayla Maroney Is Debuting Taylor Swift-Inspired Music

McKayla Maroney will release her debut single, “Ghost,” just weeks after the Olympics.

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McKayla Maroney Gymnast Butt of the Day

McKayla Maroney was created by the Olympics, she got famous from the Olympics, when she was an underage gymnast that dudes jerked off to and celebrated – not because they were perverts but because they were patriotic and because Gymnastics is perverted – those young girls in little leotards bending in cartoon porn ways…. She’s not in the Olympics this year, her career is done, but she’s a social media star because of the Olympics and will always have a life teaching Gymnastics to kids or doing whatever it is she does on her endorsement money… It’s probably better that she’s not going to the Rio Olympics, even though the Rio olympics are pretty hilarious so far, I am not much of an Olympic fan, but I went to the 2010 Olympics and it was really easy to have sex with international girls looking for a good time while drunk and celebrating their country’s stupid win…. But the Rio olympics are funny because they are fucked, there is ZIKA virus, raw sewage in the water, super bacteria in the water making athletes sick and hospitalized, there is so much crime, athletes have been robbed and kidnapped, the infrastructure totally fucked in a massive fail…and even the athlete village forgot their damn shower heads in the bathrooms…what the fuck…pretty funny..and amazing. But not as interesting as McKayla Maroney’s crazy fitness booty…from doing SQUATS all day…seriously – because ass is the answer and here she’s demonstrating her booty upside down – crazy… The post McKayla Maroney Gymnast Butt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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