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Maria Menounos & McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

If you’ve been on Twitter or Facebook or pretty much anywhere else on the internet over the last few weeks, you’ve probably seen the ‘McKayla Is Not Impressed’ meme that’s been floating around. If you don’t know what a meme is, step away from the computer and call your nurse. This isn’t the television, Murder She Wrote isn’t just going to eventually come on. Anyhow, here’s the Olympic gymnast reenacting her famous sour puss with my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos on the set of Extra . Sorry girl, Maria does it better.

Alessandra Ambrosio Belongs In Spandex

This is exactly what I was hoping to find to finish off the day, some pictures of an extreme supermodel wearing some really tight spandex pants. Here’s Brazilian beauty Alessandra Ambrosio rocking a sweet pair of spandex yoga pants as she heads to her SUV the other day. Awesome. I’m sure spandex was invented for something completely different, probably something to do with astronauts or the military, but I’m so glad that it’s primary use now is to make women’s asses look absolutely amazing.

Alessandra Ambrosio & Hot Friends At The Beach

We all know that Alessandra Ambrosio is a supermodel, so it just seems to go without saying that she’d have hot supermodel type friends. Awesome. Here they are enjoying a day at the beach together. I like it. Clearly she’s not one of those insecure people who’s only friends with people who are fatter and uglier than he is. I mean than she is… I don’t do that. Anyhow, supermodels playing paddle ball on the beach together equals good times. Keep up the good work girls.

Alessandra Ambrosio Works Her Hot Mom Bikini

So this is going to be today’s last installment of bikini pictures and it’s a good one. Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach with the family showing off a really impressive mom body. Awesome. Didn’t she just squeeze out a kid like a few months ago? See now this is what a celebrity mother is supposed to look like. I wish she’d lose the weird see through dress thingy, but I see all the good parts. I’d also replace her kid with one of her bikini clad supermodel friends, but that’s just me.

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant

In honor of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio getting pregnant again, I thought I’d showcase a few shots of her incredible body during better days, before it gets all weird looking and human-filled. It’s kind of impressive how hot supermodels still look when they’re pregnant, it just looks like they’ve had a big meal and a few pints of delicious lager.

Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Sexy Faces

I know that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is only doing pilates and that’s what’s causing her to make such sexy faces, but I still like it. I’m going to photoshop myself into this shot…. For my private collection. I’ve never done pilates, but judging by Alessandra’s sexy faces it looks like it feels really good. Maybe I’ll give it a try. Actually, that’s probably not a good idea, it’s probably a lot of work… I think I might void my bowels.

Heidi Klum’s Awesome Supermodel Underboob

I think we all know just how Heidi Klum’s hotness can change things, like the tightness of my pants, so I had to post these pictures of her sweet supermodel cleavage at some fancy arts party. Sure she’s getting up there in age, especially in the world of supermodels, but she still knows how to get people to stand up and take notice. Well maybe not stand up, sometimes you have to wait a few moments for things to settle down, but she still gets noticed. Two boner jokes in one post. Sweet.

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Granny Swimsuit

I like the idea of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio hanging out on the beach in her swimsuit, but I’m not exactly sure these pictures really captured the essence of what could have been. I mean she’s still looking super hot, she’s a professional model after all, but an old lady one piece doesn’t really match up to the hotness. Kind of a let down. This kind of thing is appropriate for fat girls and beach movies from the 1920′s, not a skinny hot chick like Alessandra. Where’s the tiny bikini?

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Granny Swimsuit

I like the idea of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio hanging out on the beach in her swimsuit, but I’m not exactly sure these pictures really captured the essence of what could have been. I mean she’s still looking super hot, she’s a professional model after all, but an old lady one piece doesn’t really match up to the hotness. Kind of a let down. This kind of thing is appropriate for fat girls and beach movies from the 1920′s, not a skinny hot chick like Alessandra. Where’s the tiny bikini?

Alessandra Ambrosio In Sexy Daisy Dukes

You can’t imagine how happy I was to find these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio dressed as a sexy cowgirl in her hot daisy dukes, I’ve been waiting for this kind of thing for years. They’re shots from some French magazine I know nothing about, and they’re just sexy. I don’t normally like pictures that are all touched up, or at least overly touched up, but these are kinda cool. They remind me of the old time pin up girl pics…. Just so much hotter.