I guess I must’ve been a good blogger lately, because I barely had to wait a day to get those Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I was hoping for . And it’s not even my birthday. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite MILF doing a new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and since I’ve been on a roll lately, next I’m going to wish for some topless Alessandra selfies to show up in my inbox. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
First Rosalind Lipsett , now Alessandra Ambrosio : two of the finest babes ever to put on a pair of reindeer antlers. And after those two, I don’t see how anyone could possibly hate Christmas when it gives us photoshoots this ridiculously hot. So for all you Grinchs out there, I dare you to look at these lingerie pictures and not have your tiny heart grow three sizes — not to mention something else. Wow. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
This is exactly the kind of thing I meant when I said that Alessandra Ambrosio needed to step her game up if she wanted to repeat as Hollywood Tuna’s MILF of the Year. All you other contenders take note: the more bikini pictures, the better. Now all Alessandra needs to do is keep this up for another three weeks or so, and she’ll have the title in the bag. Also, nobody tell her it’s not actually a real award. If she wins, we do too. Photos: Fameflynet
Thank God for Florida. Because even though it’s freezing near me right now, there’s still somewhere for a hottie like Italian model Laura Cremaschi here to show off her perfect booty in a bikini. Sure, they’ll do it at the beach, but not in my mom’s basement or at the Sears Portrait Studio or in the Denny’s bathroom. Believe me, I’ve tried asking nicely and everything. I guess I just don’t understand women sometimes. Photos: Fameflynet
Look, it’s nice that Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s being a good mom and all and taking her daughter to school, but this isn’t exactly what I meant when I said that she needed to step her game up to compete for Hollywood Tuna’s MILF of the Year. Again, it’s MILF , not Mom of the Year. Anyway, luckily Alessandra’s a smoking hot lingerie model, so she looks good no matter what she’s doing, but if she wants to keep her title for 2013, I want to see more lingerie shoots and less PTA meetings from here on out. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Break out that bottle you save in your desk for Friday mornings special occasions, because I’ve got a rare treat for you guys today: pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio actually working out at the gym, instead of just walking to or from the front door. This hardly ever happens, but when it does, it’s cause for celebration, especially when it involves a supermodel MILF like Alessandra. Obviously, the view would’ve been much better if they’d let the paparazzi set up from behind, but I guess it’s hard to get a tripod into a pilates class. So let’s just enjoy the moment. Fameflynet
Break out that bottle you save in your desk for Friday mornings special occasions, because I’ve got a rare treat for you guys today: pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio actually working out at the gym, instead of just walking to or from the front door. This hardly ever happens, but when it does, it’s cause for celebration, especially when it involves a supermodel MILF like Alessandra. Obviously, the view would’ve been much better if they’d let the paparazzi set up from behind, but I guess it’s hard to get a tripod into a pilates class. So let’s just enjoy the moment. Fameflynet
The Great Victoria’s Secret Mall Tour continues today, this time with Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her perfect MILF booty in a pair of leggings in LA. I didn’t think it could get any better than Candice Swanepoel , but I was wrong. I just don’t get why Victoria’s Secret keeps holding these events in shopping malls. A booty show this good could’ve sold out the Staples Center in 5 minutes. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
No, Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t being a good sport and posing for the paps here. Instead, one of my all-time favorite MILFs is just doing an awesomely leggy photoshoot on the streets of LA. That said, seeing these pictures makes me think that Alessandra could be onto something here. More models should do photoshoots in public like this. Preferably for lingerie, and preferably right outside my window. Though I guess bikini shoots would work too. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
The best thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she does it so well, I mean that’s why she gets paid all that money to do it… The worst thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she’s on the beach with her kids, reminding me that under those bikini bottoms she’s wearing for free, is a ravaged mom vagina, that isn’t all that tight…cuz no kegels can really restore a vagina to it’s original form despite what moms will tell you, as no girls, not even those who bang black cocks, ever want to admit their junk is stretched out like a animal pelt being turned into a pair of fine italian shoes… I don’t know what that means, but it made sense at the time I wrote it. What I do know is that this is the bikini model equivalent a dentist doing free dental work for homeless people, or some doctors doing doctors without border, or some lawyer helping out some ghetto mom on welfare for free…you know some community, pro-boner shit, only the bikini model’s more about the pro-boner than about actually helping anyone with her “life work” of standing around lookin’ pretty…a contribution to society, one could argue is not quite a contribution. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
