UK Trash Gets Knocked the Fuck Out Fat Man Loses Pants on Ride Bus Driver of the Day Girl Lights Store on Fire Drunk Driver Rear Ends a Guy and Continues Drinking his Beer Dude on Drugs of the Day Idiot Truck Driver Seagull is Ready to be Fed Dad Beats Kid with Wrench for stealing 7500 from him The post Woman Tries to Shit in a Dumpster – Ends Up THrowing Her Trashy Ass out and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her… Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know. I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer. Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halsey is really into telling the world that her dad is black because it gives her some angle, some cool factor, some justification as to why she smoked crack before sucking a DJs dick in an era where DJs are pop music and where they can give you careers…..if you play your dick sucking cards right. I think everything she does is white as fuck, making her the annoying kind of half breed who is culturally appropriating her own culture to have a storyline, purpose, hook, angle as she manipulates the world…but more importantly she has a fall back like “you’re racist” if anything goes wrong. Living the White Privilege, while exploiting the sufferings of the black people, and monetizing on it, for her personal gain, in what is fucking racist…but she’s half black so she can pull it off…. I’d like to see the paternity test is all I’m saying, a little ancestory.com…cuz I’m thinking this storyline is FAKE as fuck…if she was actually black she’d have no idea who her actual dad was….AM I RIGHT? Fucking white people ruining EVERYTHING…like always…even when they are half black.. That’s why when my good self hating black friend Sambo / Kaveriis (what kind of name is Kaveriis) who loves Trump and Hates Liberals, as he should…..wrote that he’s going back to black women – I said “your kids will thank you for keeping them pure…. Fucking white people RUIN everything…but apparently give little black girls Halsey a chance to suck dick to the top…or I guess post bikini pics of her ass…that she probably credits her SLAVE blood for. Garbage….but she is looking better than usual….good drug use can make for good bodies.. The post Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is Jennifer Aniston still hot? I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything… You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout. It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it… Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst… The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end… The post Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Memphitz Continues Blasting K. Michelle Remember when we told you that Memphitz called out K. Michelle (AGAIN) after Chris Brown’s scammer/SWAT team troubles??? Well Toya Wright’s estranged husband is continuing his rant and alleging that K. Michelle’s new album cover should be about a trip to “Skankville”… and added that he’s blocking K. Michelle fans. “Girl what is you feeding these ugly f***s?” said Memph, On K. Michelle’s side she’s remaining completely mum and tweeting about her album. FINALLY https://t.co/3i8mzyI7HT — K. Michelle (@kmichelle) August 31, 2016 SMH… Memph has since deleted the posts. Do YOU think it’s time for him to stop blasting K??? Instagram
The Great Victoria’s Secret Mall Tour continues today, this time with Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her perfect MILF booty in a pair of leggings in LA. I didn’t think it could get any better than Candice Swanepoel , but I was wrong. I just don’t get why Victoria’s Secret keeps holding these events in shopping malls. A booty show this good could’ve sold out the Staples Center in 5 minutes. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know Megan Fox has been taking things slow in terms of her hotness comeback after having her kid, so consider this shoot for Marie Claire a good sign. Sure, I’ve seen more revealing pictures taken at Sears, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction. And before you know it, Megan’s going to be back to her old self, talking about having girl crushes on strippers and doing bikini photoshoots. At least I hope so. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Assumes The Position Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely
I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this Brahma commercial, but I do know this: if you want to sell beer by having Megan Fox pull off her clothes, it should be her in lingerie underneath, not some fat guy with a beard. That’s just common sense, in any language. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Assumes The Position Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely
Now that Megan Fox finally had her kid, she can get back to what’s really important in life: looking hot at movie premieres. So here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie This Is 40 . You know, I read somewhere that Megan had a very painful labor. That’s probably nature’s way of punishing her for messing around with such an amazing body. I mean, really, who does she think she is? » view all 29 photos Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Assumes The Position Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely Photos: WENN.com
The Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce doesn’t mean they’re not both loving and committed parents to their daughter, as the couple continues to show. It was father-daughter bonding time as Tom took his adorable little girl Suri Cruise to the Magic Kingdom itself, Disney World in Orlando this week. Here’s a fan photo taken of the duo at the park … Tom and Katie’s divorce, which was settled out of court before any kind of nasty legal war could break up, promises him “meaningful and significant contact” with six-year-old Suri Cruise despite her living with her mom. He got it last month when they emotionally reunited in NYC, then again in Florida this week with the Magic Carpets of Aladdin and the Jungle Cruise. Here’s hoping this continues to work out for the best.
