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Kate Upton Belongs In A Little Bikini

I’ve heard a few people say that Kate Upton is going to be fat one day because she’s far too busty for a supermodel, and who knows, that may be true, but until that day comes she’s absolutely gorgeous and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it. Here she is in the pages of GQ magazine looking as hot as ever. She’s perfect, those big breasts just seem to belong in a bikini or even better in a hand bra. I would have try to get her to pose with them submerged into a couple of pitchers of beer, but I’m not a photographer so what do I know.

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Hippie Booty

I guess this is some sort of hippie inspired photoshoot for something, who knows, but it involves Alessandra Ambrosio so who cares. the only bad thing is that she’s wearing more clothing than I think I’ve ever seen her in. What the hell? She even wears booty shorts when she’s out running errands, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in pants. What a waste. Luckily that little booty would probably look awesome in a garbage back so it’s not a complete waste. Somebody get her to bend over.

Alessandra Ambrosio New Mommy Goodness

Didn’t Alessandra Ambrosio just have a kid like a month ago? How do these women do it? All I hear from my married friends is that their wives just can’t lose the baby weight, that doesn’t seem to be a problem for supermodels. I guess when your business depends on your body and all you normally eat in a day are a couple of protein shakes and some almonds, it doesn’t take much to bounce back. I don’t care what she did, I’m just glad she’s back and better than ever. Better because her boobs are bigger… Obviously.

Alessandra Ambrosio Hits Fashion, Beauty Show

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Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Alessandra Ambrosio appears at the Philips Satin Perfect fashion and beauty show at The Grove Shopping Center, looking fresh in a white, breezy outfit.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hits Fashion, Beauty Show

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Pregnant

In honor of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio getting pregnant again, I thought I’d showcase a few shots of her incredible body during better days, before it gets all weird looking and human-filled. It’s kind of impressive how hot supermodels still look when they’re pregnant, it just looks like they’ve had a big meal and a few pints of delicious lager.

Courtney Stodden Inappropriate Teenage Cleavage

If you’re into seventeen year olds who look like fifty year old cougars, you’re going to love this crap. Here’s that Courtney Stodden nobody, the teenager who married a fifty year old dude who had a cameo in The Green Mile , out on the town looking like a used up streetwalker. And not a classy streetwalker you might see in Miami or LA either, one you’d see somewhere like Delaware on a tuesday afternoon. Gross. This whole thing is just rotten.

Candice Swanepoel Decides To Go Topless

Someone thought it might be a good idea to get supermodel Candice Swanepoel to pose with her top off to help sell some jeans…. I couldn’t agree more. Here she is lounging and relaxing and looking hot ass hell in her tight denims. What more could you ask for, some shots of her wearing just a tank top maybe? Well done. A topless AND pantless supermodel to finish off the week. Can’t get much better than that.

Tia Carrere In Her Hooker Costume

I haven’t seen Tia Carrere in the longest time, so I was pretty pleased to find these pictures of her dressed up as a slut or a hooker at some Halloween party the other day. I’m being told that she’s not wearing a costume, even better, I love a chick who’s not afraid to show off her trashy side more than once a year at some lame party I’m not invited to. Nicely done.

Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Are Angels

Here are Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing that thing where they make sexy faces and touch each other and hug each other in a somewhat sexual manner while they try to get us to buy bras or perfume or some other crap for our girlfriends. I like it. I’m obviously not going to buy any of this garbage, but I like watching really attractive women rub themselves up against one another. Keep up the good work.

Connie Britton Makes A Nice Comeback

In case you don’t know who this Connie Britton chick is, she was best known for her role as the hot redhead on Spin City like fifteen years ago. Anyhow, I haven’t seen her in a long time and I’ve got to say she’s looking really damn good. Here she is outside the Letterman studios in a tight ass dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. I like it. Now walk up some stairs for us. Hot.