Jay Z and Live Nation are experiencing a bit of a hiccup with their Budweiser Made In America 2014 move to Los Angeles. The huge festival has generated millions of revenue for the city of Pittsburgh in its previous two years but the area city Councilman Jose Huizar appears to be powertripping and wants to put a freeze on the August 30 and 31 dates for Grand Central park…. Continue Continue reading →
No, I’m not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. Despite the fact that I am sure he’s more of a puppet than this actual puppet. It’s pretty hard to trust young faced 50 year old model fucker in Hollywood…you know he’s there because some studio exec or Martin Scorcese has his arm elbow deep in his ass…. I am however talking about a real puppet, in this banned in Israel ad, because Israel is the holy land, where 3 of the worlds religions collide in a horrible war zone because a made up god made them disagree on some shit… If you’re not bored or tired or Bar Refaeli, like Bar Refaeli is now that she’s 100, you’ll get excited that they made 3 of her. If you’re like me, you’re energy is better spend on aspiring models trying to get their name out there, because they are more fun, hungry and willing…but more importantly, still under 30 and in their prime.
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”…. They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….
Jimmy Kimmel can’t fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we. On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has “taken.” Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons . “Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won,” recounted a narrator. Hilarious stuff. Watch now: The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America Yes, we’ve included this among our favorite recent segments on Jimmy Kimmel Live, along the show getting kids to curse on the street : 18 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 4. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 5. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 7. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 8. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 12. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 13. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 14. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 16. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote! 17. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now. 18. Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake Jimmy Kimmel fools a bunch of Los Angeles residents in this edition of Lie Witness News. Have they heard about the scheduled big earthquake?!? 19. The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America The Kardashians are taking over the world. That’s the subject of this phony PBS documentary.
Those pesky gay rumors just won’t go away. Trey Songz Denies Confessing He Is Gay In Tweet Why won’t they let Trey be great? According to Black America Web: If you were on Twitter last night, you probably noticed that R&B singer Trey Songz was a trending topic of discussion. But why? Someone tweeted an image of the singer’s tweet that proclaimed he is gay. The tweet read: “I think it’s time to finally tell my fans. all games and jokes aside… I’m gay.” The alleged tweet was posted on Tuesday evening at 5:48 pm. The singer’s majority female fan base immediately shared the tweet and expressed their disappointment in the “breaking news,” using memes and other images to illustrate their disappointment. Trey addressed the mysterious tweet this morning saying, Do you believe him or is he still suspect?
All “Bound 3″ duo James Franco and Seth Rogen needed was the smallest reason to spoof America’s alleged “most talked about couple,” Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. … Continue Continue reading →
Mike Vick is going to be getting that Jets gwap. Mike Vick Signs With The Jets Looks like America has finally forgiven Mike. According to NY Daily News: Mark Sanchez knew this day was coming even as he wished in a strange sort of way that it wouldn’t. There was no shock when the Jets officially released him on Friday, no disbelief when the organization ended a strange five-year relationship with their erstwhile Golden Boy. The Jets also officially signed Michael Vick, the team announced via Twitter. The Jets moved on many months ago, filed Sanchez neatly away into the past as they crossed their fingers that the new kid taking his place will be the real deal. Sanchez had his shot. They had no use for him anymore. The NFL is giving Mike another chance to be great. Let’s hope he can do just that.
It’s still way too early to tell if Scarlett Johansson ‘s baby bumps are getting any bigger — trust me, because I’ve been studying these pictures pretty closely all morning. But that said, all that “research” paid off, because I did notice one thing from these shots of Scarlett at the UK premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier . It’s that I spent so much time focusing on her cleavage these last few posts, I totally forgot about the other part of her that’s about to get bigger too: that awesome booty . You know, I think I finally get why people care about this stupid pregnancy thing so much. » view all 39 photos Photos: WENN.com
There’s a lot of hype about Spring Break right now, at least amongst the college girls I creep on, and I decided to see if Spring Break now was any better than Spring Break was in the late 90s, when Spring Break was out of control, and kids would train for the shit all year, all to get herpes, date raped, gang banged by dudes from other states in a tropical setting…you know the kind of event that would make Tara Reid drop out of acting and go on a perpetual Spring Break that never ends….but it turns out that since kids party every weekend to EDM on Molly, half naked when they are posting half naked selfies, has made the whole Spring Break thing suck, at least according to the #SB2014 hashtag…because these is the best I could find on Instagram…and it’s not very good…I guess Spring Break insanity, along with land lines, are a thing of the past. There’s no puke, herpes, tits, smut…it’s so fucking tame for a generation of exhibitionists…depressing.
Short Skirt by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo . This is a video from some dude named Said Energizer, who I think is from Russia, or some Russian affiliated country that was once communist, and he’s posted videos of hot Russian babes before, being all fucking hot on VIMEO, like shit is some kind of fashion art, when to me it’s just borderline pornography, especially since it cast a Russian girl, who by default has no soul and will do porn because it pays more than being an Engineer or Lawyer…all while looking hotter than American porn chicks because when communism happened they killed off all the uglies, at least that’s what it looks like when looking at Russian women….
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