I love Cassandra Dawn …because she’s a fucking babe… In case you don’t know who she is, she is a pretty well known girl in the LA scene…who has been around for a minute…but is still under 25…so we can hope will be around for a lot more minutes…preferably spending some of those minutes as my my wife…because I have commitment issues but she’s so good I am willing to try… You see, she’s got this great fucking look, and smile and this perfect balance of perfect…a tall, asian, with a twin, who if you google will see her naked shoots for companies like Playboy and TREATS…and we all know how much I love girl willing to get naked because naked is beautiful and naked is not a big deal or something we should hide…it should be celebrated…especially in pictures so I can participate without leaving my house… That said, naked or not, we don’t want to focus on the past, the past just brought us here…it’s more about the future…. FOLLOW HER but don’t try to steal her from me…it will upset me. I don’t like sharing the few girls I like with you. I like to hoard but she’s too fun to keep for myself…
Sara Malakul Lane is this amazing creature and I call her a creature because she’s half asian, and asians are robots or aliens…but that doesn’t mean they aren’t good to have sex with, in fact, it makes them better… She was a soap star or child star in Thailand, and now she’s in America…hopefully for the fat people…and not fame and fortune…because under that assumption and as a fat person…I can give her all she needs…totally ready to suffocate on her while she’s sitting on my face…I can pretend her ass is an all you can eat buffet….and if I die in the process…I’ll be glad it happened…I’ve been trying to eat myself to death for decades…this would be a good end to a horrible story…. That said, she hasn’t necessarily made it as a huge A List start, but that doesn’t mean she won’t…she’s just getting started and she’s making a movie a month…more importantly…she is one of those big breasted asian actors totally eager and willing to get naked in movies because it is sure as hell better than doing Thai Ping Pong shows, at least according to her and not me, because according to me, life would be better if I could buy you for 5 dollars an hour, instead of staring at screen and renting her movie Jailbait for 5 dollars…because some of us still rent DVDs…the Video Store is the one place you can find girls who aren’t uppity… Here are a bunch of the nudes from the movie..because that is the kind of acting I’ve always loved.
I follow Purienne on instagram …he is a photographer who takes pretty next level pictures of pretty next level girls… So in my nightly instagram masturbation…I saw him post a picture or two from this set with model Anastasia Krivosheeva …a model who in the event you didn’t’ realize by her insane fucking name…is Russian…and unlike other Russians, who end up as mail order brides or cam girls, she’s made it to America and is signed to some pretty heavy hitting model agencies….which means that she’s pretty fucking top tier…that or she has Russian Billionaire parents, which is possible…because not all hot Russian babes are poor as shit and desperate…just the majority of them… I don’t know what this is for…but I know it’s perfect…seriously…
Kate Upton is a socialite….that’s how she made it….her great grandfather invented the washing machine, even if by the looks of her you’d think he invented refined sugar, fast food, and the fridge…and she put herself out there, scammed her way into a campaign, and Sports Illustrated created her because she was too fat to be an actual model, and fat America loved her because she was less fat than the fat they were used to….and when she tries to do fashion…like this…you see just how garbage she is…unless you are me, because if you are me, you are just happy she’s clothed… I mean why is this sloppy titty model doing fashion…it’s so weird…or just fashion being contemporary to get mainstream clicks…who knows…she sucks…while she’s not stuffing her face…
The rumor that America’s Sweetheart lost her v-card to one of her famous exes – who then dumped her via text after no-showing her birthday party – shocked us last week. Taylor Swift isn’t the only star to famously give her virginity to another famous person, however. Far from it. One of her BFFs, in fact, is on this very list. In Hollywood, it’s almost inevitable that young, attractive stars will exchange bodily fluids. So did it actually happen as reported between Taylor and … that guy?! We’ll never know for certain, but this story did get THG thinking about other celebrities who reportedly gave up their virginity to fellow stars we know and love. There are certainly countless others, but these examples happened to get the tabloid attention. Here are seven celebs whose first times have played out in the press … 7 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Other Celebrities Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being …. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez famously lost her virginity to a guy who all know (and some of us used to love), and this we know after he bragged about it. He being …. 2. Justin Bieber! Yup. Justin Bieber took her v-card. Then he broke her heart. 3. Taylor Swift One of Taylor Swift’s many famous boyfriends got her to go all the way, then dumped her via text after no-showing at her 21st birthday party! He is … 4. Jake Gyllenhaal! Yes. That brief relationship with Taylor Swift really rocked the singer to the core after he deflowered her, then bailed. It allegedly inspired much of her album Red. 5. Joe Jonas Joe Jonas once wore a purity ring and vowed he wouldn’t have sex until he was married. So much for that. The lucky (?) famous girl? 6. Ashley Greene! Yes, the Twilight actress was the first one to get a Jonas Brother into bed. 7. Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson also vowed to wait until marriage before having sex. She may or may not have done that, but her first time was with her husband … 8. Nick Lachey! Nick and Jessica were married from 2002-05. Then he went on to marry Vanessa Minnillo and she started cranking out kids with Eric Johnson, who she has yet to marry. 9. Kim Kardashian Before Ray J, Damon Thomas, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries and Kanye West, Kim Kardashian gave it up to … 10. TJ Jackson! Yes, T.J. Jackson, son of Tito Jackson and Michael Jackson’s nephew, was part of a “serious” couple with Kim K. when she lost virginity to him. 11. Mandy Moore Mandy Moore lost her virginity to a man who likely took more than a few v-cards in his day. You know him as … 12. Wilmer Valderrama! How does he do it? 13. Jessica Alba Now married to Cash Warren, Jessica Alba says that she remained a virgin until age 18, when she started dating … 14. Michael Weatherly! The NCIS star was her first love. Seriously.
For the second cut off of his upcoming full-length project, “Along Came Joyner”, New England wordslayer Joyner Lucas goes upbeat. Whilst he contemplated the end on “Take a Bullet” and…
What’s the only thing funnier than LEGO Movie quotes ? How about bumbled LEGO Movie quotes that didn’t make the film’s final cut? Yes, the geniuses behind this animated blockbuster have released a blooper reel, which includes Chris Pratt botching a couple jokes; Batman sounding very old; and some off-camera banter that is especially hilarious because… you know, the character are animated. Watch these staged, uproarious miscues now and you’ll understand why Legos are taking over the Internet: LEGO Movie Bloopers: Totally Hilarious It’s Valentine’s Day, meanwhile, so relive the most romantic movies of all-time below. 14 Best Romantic Movies Of All Time Open Slideshow 1. The Notebook There’s not another love story like the one in The Notebook. There just isn’t. View As List 1. The Notebook There’s not another love story like the one in The Notebook. There just isn’t. 2. When Harry Met Sally What’s not to love about When Harry Met Sally? If nothing else, there’s THAT scene in the diner that everyone needs to see at least once! 3. Dear John No list of romantic movies is complete without an appearance by Channing Tatum! Amanda Seyfried costarred in Dear John. 4. Love Actually Love Actually might technically be a Christmas movie, but it’s a romantic comedy nonetheless. It’s quickly becoming a classic! 5. Romeo + Juliet The young Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes will forever be the Romeo and Juliet of an entire generation. The story might not have a happy ending, but those two make the film worth it. 6. 10 Things I Hate About You A singing, dancing Heath Ledger romancing a young, sarcastic Julia Stiles? Makes us miss Heath even more! 7. Pretty Woman From prostitute to penthouse, Julia Roberts and Richard Gere found love in Pretty Woman. 8. Siver Linings Playbook Silver Linings Playbook helped everyone’s best friend Jennifer Lawrence win an Oscar. Bradley Cooper wasn’t so bad either. 9. The Wedding Singer Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore make the list again for The Wedding Singer! Two words: airplane serenade! 10. 50 First Dates Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler teamed up once again for this Groundhog Day-esque rom com set in Hawaii! 11. Crazy Stupid Love Crazy Stupid Love features an oft-shirtless Ryan Gosling. He plays opposite Emma Stone, but really, shirtless Ryan Gosling is the draw here. 12. Sleepless in Seattle Sleepless in Seattle is a romantic comedy classic. There’s a reason Meg Ryan was America’s sweetheart for so long! 13. Wall-E Okay, okay, so it’s not technically a love story, but the love between Wall-E and Eve is the real deal. 14. Dirty Dancing NOBODY puts Baby in a corner on Valentine’s Day. Or any other day of the year either. RIP Patrick Swayze! (And Jennifer Grey’s nose!)
Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…
Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally. But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
