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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Dislocates Her Jaw While Trying To Eat Triple-Patty Burger

This makes no damn sense. Woman Dislocates Jaw While Trying To Eat Burger According to Mail Online A woman bit off more than she could chew at a burger restaurant and was left nursing a dislocated jaw. Nicola Peate’s jaw locked while she was eating the triple-patty ‘Kids in America Burger’ at Almost Famous in Liverpool. Colleagues laughed it off when the incident first happened during a work night out on and after fiance Neil finished the remainder of the burger, the pair made their way home – oblivious to the seriousness of the injury. But by the time Nicola, 25, arrived at work the next day, the pain had become unbearable. She said: ‘I didn’t think I’d dislocated it – you don’t expect it to happen eating a burger. ‘But I tried to eat it with a knife and fork and couldn’t. I couldn’t open my mouth fully. ‘It felt like I had cramp in my tongue, then I started to get an ear ache and a headache. ‘The next morning I woke up and felt really, really ill. The whole side of my head was hurting. ‘Then it started to feel like it was in my jaw and I knew I’d dislocated it.’ An x ray in the Emergency Department at the Royal Liverpool Hospital confirmed Nicola’s fears and a doctor quickly manipulated her jaw back into place using his thumbs. ‘The minute it went back in it was like turning a tap off in my head,’ Nicola remembered. ‘All the tension just went.’ Nicola has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (EDS), which means she has hyper-flexible joints that are unstable and therefore prone to dislocation, so she has visited many hospitals over the years. The clinical director of the Royal’s Emergency Department Kathryn Clark said: ‘Thankfully, incidents such as this are rare but our staff are very experienced in diagnosing and correcting dislocations. ‘I hope that in future, she takes more care when eating over-sized burgers. ‘If food is too large, we would recommend cutting it into more manageable chunks, particularly if you have Elhers-danlos syndrome.’ A spokeswoman for Almost Famous invited Nicola to enjoy a burger on them – complete with an emergency kit including cutlery and painkillers should she need it. She said: While it’s something that people joke about quite often, this is definitely the first instance of jaw dislocation as a result of an Almost Famous burger we’ve ever heard of.’ They should have left her jaw broke for being so stupid.

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Dislocates Her Jaw While Trying To Eat Triple-Patty Burger

Lil Duval’s “Ain’t That America” Sneak Peek [Video]

Ain’t That America – MTV2 The show comes on tonight at 10:30. MTV

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America’s First Sex Manual: Be Warned! Infants Covered In Hair!

Oh early America, the land of opportunity. The home of thoughts free from religious persecution. The birthplace of the idea that a baby born out of wedlock would be covered in hair. Wait, what? Check out the story below! America’s First Sex Manual (1766) You have to give  Mr. William Salmon credit. People are much more likely to take sex advice from Greek philosopher Aristotle than a man named Salmon.  While the manual does suggest that women enjoy sex (scandalous!), it was best for women to wait for marriage because virginity was “the boast and pride of the fair sex”.  Not quite as progressive would be Mr. Salmon’s take on sex outside that between a man and a woman claiming that it was responsible for “world with confusion and debauchery, has brought diseases on the body, consumptions on estates, and eternal ruin to the soul, if not repented of.” Here I was just wondering where my estate caught consumption. Thanks William Salmon!

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Jack Osbourne Is Hitting This!

This hottie with the kid on her arm and impressive funbags on her chest is model Lisa Stelly , who’s apparently married to Jack Osbourne. Not bad for a guy who got famous thanks to his dad mumbling incoherently on TV. Isn’t America great? Anyway, apparently Lisa recently announced that she’s pregnant with their second kid, which means those things are only going to get even bigger. Lucky guy. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Bill O’Reilly Says Black Media And Single Mothers, Not White People, Are To Blame For The Downfall Of The Black Community

Bill O’Reilly Insults Single Black Mothers GOP goon affiliate and babbling bigot Bill O’Reilly was is back on his best bullisht. Joining in with the likes of many of his fellow Conservative closet racists, O’Reilly recently lashed out at the black community, claiming that black people blame white people for their biggest problems when they blame should be placed on themselves. via News One Conservative media’s current favorite brand of crock Bill O’Reilly is continuing on with his uninformed and highly disingenuous rant about the plight of the Black community — purportedly spurred by all the single ladies (“all the single ladies”) raising children. After President Barack Obama’s remarks about Trayvon Martin, O’Reilly became “enraged,” because the speech, according to him, didn’t address the “real” problems facing Blacks. O’Reilly, in all his pedantic glory, explained: “The reason is the collapse of the traditional African-American family unit; 50 years ago when Blacks had it much worse than they had it now, 25 percent of Black babies were born out of wedlock. Today, the number is close to 75 percent. That is catastrophic. But the civil rights industry and the White power fracture basically ignore the problem. They also ignore the entertainment industry putting out vile products aimed at young people, some of whom incorporate the gangster culture in to their own lives.” He continued, “White people don’t force Black people to have babies out of wedlock. That’s a personal decision. A decision that has devastated millions of children and led to disaster, both socially and economically.” At the root of O’Reilly’s rant was his obvious lack of GAF about black single mothers. However, we’re confused as to how black women having babies before marriage justifies George Zimmerman being acquitted for senselessly murdering an unarmed black teenager who came from a 2-parent home. SMH. Anywho, since he did take it there, what are your thoughts on O’Reilly’s comments Bossip fam? Does he have a point or should we put him at the tip top of the ‘ho sit down’ list?

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Shots Fired: Waffle-Toned Drizzy Drake Puts Other Rappers On Blast For Being Fake Thugs Just To Sell Records

Drizzy calls other rappers out! Drake Calls Out Rappers For Fake Thug Image Drake recently chatted with XXL mag about his new album and just because he is a rapper, Drizzy says he never felt like he had to change up his image. Aubrey calls out other rappers for faking their gangster images: “Do I think that if I didn’t have, for lack of a better term, a unique look about me, if I was from somewhere in America and if I hadn’t been on a kids TV show [Degrassi: The Next Generation], would I be as famous? I don’t know, man. Honestly, I don’t think so. I was just some young kid on a TV show. And I haven’t become anything else while I’ve been in this position. It’s not like I got here and was like, “Oh, got to switch up my image.” I don’t wake up nervous. I feel like maybe a lot of these guys do. How old are you, really? What is your background, really? What have you really done in the drug game, in the thug game?” He continued… “It’s tough for me. That’s a guy I can’t pretend not to like. He’s the guy to me, in a lot of ways. That’s Kanye West. But I’m also here to be the best. I’m here to surpass. I’m here to outdo. I’m ready for whatever with anybody.” Started from Degrassi, now he’s here.

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Meet Hottie Emma Rigby

If you’re wondering who the hottie with the tight leather dress and deer in the headlights look is, that’s Emma Rigby . Supposedly she’s a fairly well-known soap opera actress over in England, but she’s not too famous in America yet. I’m thinking that should change pretty soon though. But not because Emma’s going to be on some new TV show on ABC. No, her big break came when I decided to post her on my site. So enjoy getting to know Emma, along with these bonus bikini pictures. I’m gonna start brainstorming ways for her to thank me. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Emma Rigby

If you’re wondering who the hottie with the tight leather dress and deer in the headlights look is, that’s Emma Rigby . Supposedly she’s a fairly well-known soap opera actress over in England, but she’s not too famous in America yet. I’m thinking that should change pretty soon though. But not because Emma’s going to be on some new TV show on ABC. No, her big break came when I decided to post her on my site. So enjoy getting to know Emma, along with these bonus bikini pictures. I’m gonna start brainstorming ways for her to thank me. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

Hunter King is a young soap star I haven’t heard of because despite living the life of an obese woman on disability or welfare from my Walmart cashier job..you know rockin’ the couch of the trailer home with a bag of chips and cookies every day at the same time for her stories…I don’t actually live the life of an obese women on disability…but after looking at this Hunter King girl and her instagram pics…I probably should…horrible acting, bad sex scenes, stupid storylines, are better when they come with hot young pussy…she’s 19, but her implants look 2. She’s got it all figured out and is on the right track. I am a fan.

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Helen Flanagan Likes Celebrating her FHM Issue in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Helen Flanagan is not important, at least not in America…but she is busty, and we do like tits and that does make her semi relevant, at least relevant enough to quit her UK Soap Opera acting, and pursue a much more Glamorous life as a chick known for her tits, like so many girls before her, that instead of just sticking to acting, has now become a Glamour model, a far less lucrative or respectable gig, but one that will open the door for high paying escort gigs, I mean no one gave a fuck about her when she was on TV…and look at her now….Here are her and the FHM pics: To See her in her see through dress CLICK HERE

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