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The Time an Adorable Couple from Georgia Crashed the White House

Two weeks before the Salahis crashed their way into America’s consciousness, a couple of Georgian tourists unwittingly bumbled into an invite-only lunch at the White House . Their story, as reported today by the AP, is adorable

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The Time an Adorable Couple from Georgia Crashed the White House

Meet the Salahis’ Adorable, White House-Crashing Predecessors

Two weeks before the Salahis crashed their way into America’s consciousness, a couple of Georgian tourists unwittingly bumbled into an invite-only lunch at the White House . Their story, as reported today by the AP, is adorable.

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Meet the Salahis’ Adorable, White House-Crashing Predecessors

This Is Where the Magic Happens

Magic…gangbang…whatever. This bed is not king sized. It's harem sized

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This Is Where the Magic Happens

Snookie: The Blanket With Skeeves!

Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-15…

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Snookie: The Blanket With Skeeves!

Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?

Something’s gone terribly wrong at Fox News —they keep responding to criticism as if it’s valid! Someone at the network sent a letter to Glenn Beck wondering why he’s always constantly shilling for gold. Recently, Fox has begun actually acknowledging mistakes , responding to satirical criticism , apologizing for errors, , and even promising to stop lying all the time.

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Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?

Kelly Osbourne Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

I realize that any picture of Kelly Osbourne would be shitty, but if bitch is gonna get in a bikini and have pictures taken of her, I’m pretty fucking willing too look and laugh at her imperfections, especially since she’s probably at her fittest because she’s been on that Dancing with the Girl who has a Famous Father show, dancing all day training, but even if she was at her fattest I’d want to see it. I’m the kind of guy who likes watching trainwrecks even though they aren’t that pleasant to watch, especially if those train wrecks are half naked… Either way here she is with her homosexual boyfriend who she gets the same haircut as because she thinks it means they are actually in love, while he’s just trying to ride her coatails to the endless supply of cock fame in America will bring him, but sometimes, I guess ignorance is bliss…like back when I used to think arabs were just people in pajamas who didn’t understand why we wore everyday clothes when you could be comfy in your PJs, before I realized they wore those pajamas to hide suicide bombs….Those were the good years…. I love that they captured her fat self that can’t control her fat self and starts eating one of her hats…

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Mysterious, Maybe Murderous Yale ‘Dauphin’ Releases Video of Skull & Bones’ Secret Lair

A Yale freshman who called himself the Dauphin is believed to have terrorized his peers with death threats, ritualistic vandalism, and a hit and run accident. Among his rumored loot: Secret society video footage, which has since surfaced on YouTube

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Mysterious, Possibly Murderous Yale ‘Dauphin’ Releases Video of Skull & Bones’ Secret Lair

A Yale freshman who called himself the Dauphin is believed to have terrorized his peers with death threats, ritualistic vandalism, and a hit and run accident. Among his rumored loot: Secret society video footage, which has since surfaced on YouTube.

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Celebrity Hair Affair: Britney Spears

Frankly, we’ve always liked the more down-home, dressed-down side of our girl … the Circus costumes are cool and all, but that’s not real life

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Celebrity Hair Affair: Britney Spears

Obama’s Nobel Speech: Pretty Damn Good

Barack Obama ‘s Peace Prize acceptance speech started off humble, sounded kinda defensive, and it even got, weirdly, a bit Bush-y. But on the whole: it was pretty damn good! No one really remembers Nobel Prize acceptance speeches. Not even King’s, which Obama quoted a couple times.

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Obama’s Nobel Speech: Pretty Damn Good