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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

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Live Blogging the Academy Awards, 2010 Edition [The Oscars] (Gawker)

# theoscars Everyone likes watching the Oscars at a party, and we’re having our very own! It’s going to be here in the comments section. You’re invited to come talk trash about Hollywood. More »

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Live Blogging the Academy Awards, 2010 Edition [The Oscars] (Gawker)

Kelly Osbourne Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

I realize that any picture of Kelly Osbourne would be shitty, but if bitch is gonna get in a bikini and have pictures taken of her, I’m pretty fucking willing too look and laugh at her imperfections, especially since she’s probably at her fittest because she’s been on that Dancing with the Girl who has a Famous Father show, dancing all day training, but even if she was at her fattest I’d want to see it. I’m the kind of guy who likes watching trainwrecks even though they aren’t that pleasant to watch, especially if those train wrecks are half naked… Either way here she is with her homosexual boyfriend who she gets the same haircut as because she thinks it means they are actually in love, while he’s just trying to ride her coatails to the endless supply of cock fame in America will bring him, but sometimes, I guess ignorance is bliss…like back when I used to think arabs were just people in pajamas who didn’t understand why we wore everyday clothes when you could be comfy in your PJs, before I realized they wore those pajamas to hide suicide bombs….Those were the good years…. I love that they captured her fat self that can’t control her fat self and starts eating one of her hats…

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day

Lohan is in New York for fashion week and she’s wearing pretending to be fashionable in some fetish lookin latex top in public and despite never being too into latex like this guy I know who doesn’t shut up about the shit and how he bought a one size fits all latex dress for over 1000 dollars, that he makes whatever whore he brings home put on because he likes watching his cum drip off it, so this ones for him, cuz with the whole lesbian thing, Lohan could be masturbating to lesbian porn in these pics and I still wouldn’t get turned on, because I hate lesbians, I can only really stomach experimental teen girls….but she does have great tits. Pics via Bauer

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Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day