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Kim Kardashian’s Music is a Money Making Joke of the Day

I saw on Twitter that Kim Kardashian was sucking Perez Hilton’s dick like it was Ray J in her Sex Tape cuz she was releasing a new song and I guess wanted his stamp of approval…or at least as much press as she can get for her shit…knowing he caters to 14 year old girls, he’s a good starting point…not to mention he’ll do anything if you acknowledge he exists…. That said, here’s the song, that is not even a song…She’s not even singing…..She’s talking nonsense over a shitty beat on repeat…. They just know anything they shit out people will eat the fuck up…including Ryan Seacrest who premiered her song…and who also is the executive producer on her show and making millions off her – of course he’ll play it again…. Either way, I am not surprised her song is about her jam though, I mean based on her fatness, I figure her jam or any of her sugary foods are her object of desire…you know her one true love that is always there for her, I mean other than black man dick… What a fucking joke…a joke that is gonna make millions….proving yet again there is no integrity left in Hollywood….it is just mainstream crap… If she really wanted a real hit, she would have let herself get pissed on like in her sex tape that made her….I guess we’ll have to wait for the video… buy her sex tape cuz I like when Kardashian’s Pussy Makes me Money

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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day