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Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is probably the most ambitious out of all the Teen Mom ladies. She's opened several business within the last year, she made sure to capitalize on her fame by releasing that sex tape after the first run of Teen Mom was cancelled … When the sex tape was successful, she actually made molds of her genitals so she could sell her very own sex toys. The girl's got some hustle, that much is undeniable. Farrah is so serious about her career that she's even completed the ultimate business-minded person's rite of passage: she went and lied her ass off on her LinkedIn profile. What's that? You've never seen her LinkedIn profile? Well, then sit back, relax, and allow us to take you on a journey through one of the most strange and magical places on the internet … 1. Your Girl Farrah There she is! Her profile picture is recent, which we all know is important. Her most recent gig is listed right there — her upcoming MTV dating show — and she’s got lots of connections. Maybe this will actually be fine! 2. It’s All Downhill from Here … But when you scroll down a little bit, you get to her summary — the part of the profile where she tells us all about herself and her background. And it’s … well, it’s not good. 3. Humble Beginnings “I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner,” she writes of her very first job. “I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.” 4. The Cart Girl “I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler,” she recounts of her next gig. “Today I’ve had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.” Sure, Farrah. Sure. 5. The Modesty! “I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I’m on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion,” Farrah says. “I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I’m the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.” The top 10 listed female celebrity, guys. That’s how important Farrah Abraham is. 6. Can She Read Though? “I once couldn’t finish a book,” she reveals, “and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children’s book.” Don’t brag too hard, girl. You may have “written” a “book,” but you’re still not all that great at stringing a sentence together. Finish more books. View Slideshow

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Lindsay Lohan: Where Were These #MeToo Stories When I Was Abused?!

Hey, remember a hot minute ago when Lindsay Lohan rushed to Harvey Weinstein’s defense , shamed his wife for leaving him, and suggested that because Weinstein had never assaulted her , these multiple other actresses must be lying? That was what you call a “bad take.” Well, Lindsay isn’t done commenting … unfortunately.  We remember Lindsay Lohan’s history with domestic violence all too well. As with so many aspects of Lindsay’s life, she deserved so much better. There was an alarming photo of Lindsay’s injured leg shared early in 2016 along with a somewhat cryptic message. At the time, the world didn’t even know which person she was vaguely alleging of having done it. It wasn’t until months later that Lindsay Lohan finally accused Egor Tarabasov of domestic violence . Alarmingly, she said at the time that no woman should stay with a man who hits her if he refuses to apologize , as if abusers don’t apologize all of the time and as if an apology for something so vile could change anything. But fans from all around the world read the harrowing tale. Lindsay, who had already been so much — from her awful parents to her child stardom — should never have had to endure domestic abuse. No one should. Fans only grew more worried when Lindsay Lohan sported a tremendous bruise on her arm around that same time. And all of this was after Lindsay cried out for help after  Egor allegedly tried to strangle her . She revealed that she ultimately realized that you can’t stay in a relationship just for love, and she’s absolutely right. That is why fans were so, so disappointed in Lindsay Lohan’s response to the Harvey Weinstein scandal . At first, you remember, he was accused of being a serial harasser. That was before women came forward and accused him of being a serial rapist, as well. But sexual harassment is a big deal all on its own. And it impacts millions of women every single day. Many fans were crushed by Lindsay’s support of Weinstein. (When his own wife leaves him, maybe it’s well past time to give him the benefit of the doubt) Just because Weinstein had never invited Lindsay, personally, to come and shower in front of him isn’t exactly proof that he never did that — or worse — to other women. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan saw the reactions as accusations that she isn’t pro-woman. And, yeah, that was at least part of the response. She posted and deleted a defense of herself … and included a very accusatory tone. Her initial caption read: “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment as if most women in America cared how I was abused by my exfiancé… when not one person stood up for me while he was abusing me…” She seems to be ignoring countless people who posted concern for her and condemnation of her (now former!) fiance. (I know that I certainly wrote about it at the time) “You could only imagine what it feels like to come out as a #strongwoman BUT, acknowledge this, we all make our own choices and wake up in our own beds in the morning.” That line does not make much sense. At all. “I prefer to go to my home and wake up alone. #BESTRONG let us not blame anyone as #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights” Note that her first hashtag reads “be strong,” not “best rong.” So … Lindsay spiraled into incoherence in a way that we normally expect from people who are still mastering English and are not native speakers. But you know what? Anyone can find that their thoughts didn’t quite translate to paper. In any case, Lindsay Lohan deleted that original caption and replaced it. The  Mean Girls  star and tabloid legend has changed her tune … up to a point. At the very least, she’s much more succinct and no longer seems to be trying to shame the women of America. “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment #strongwoman #BESTRONG #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights” We guess that, to Lindsay, she saw a fan response but not a massive movement that she now sees in the wake of the Weinstein scandal. Maybe that rubbed her the wrong way. Maybe she was just being defensive and trying to deflect. Honestly, we don’t even know if poorly Lindsay herself could tell us why she says some of the things that she does. Let’s cut her some slack. Remember that, in her own way, Lindsay is sharing a #MeToo story. View Slideshow: #MeToo: Stars Share Stories of Sexual Harassment, Assault “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment #strongwoman #BESTRONG #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights”

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Lindsay Lohan: Where Were These #MeToo Stories When I Was Abused?!

Hey, remember a hot minute ago when Lindsay Lohan rushed to Harvey Weinstein’s defense , shamed his wife for leaving him, and suggested that because Weinstein had never assaulted her , these multiple other actresses must be lying? That was what you call a “bad take.” Well, Lindsay isn’t done commenting … unfortunately.  We remember Lindsay Lohan’s history with domestic violence all too well. As with so many aspects of Lindsay’s life, she deserved so much better. There was an alarming photo of Lindsay’s injured leg shared early in 2016 along with a somewhat cryptic message. At the time, the world didn’t even know which person she was vaguely alleging of having done it. It wasn’t until months later that Lindsay Lohan finally accused Egor Tarabasov of domestic violence . Alarmingly, she said at the time that no woman should stay with a man who hits her if he refuses to apologize , as if abusers don’t apologize all of the time and as if an apology for something so vile could change anything. But fans from all around the world read the harrowing tale. Lindsay, who had already been so much — from her awful parents to her child stardom — should never have had to endure domestic abuse. No one should. Fans only grew more worried when Lindsay Lohan sported a tremendous bruise on her arm around that same time. And all of this was after Lindsay cried out for help after  Egor allegedly tried to strangle her . She revealed that she ultimately realized that you can’t stay in a relationship just for love, and she’s absolutely right. That is why fans were so, so disappointed in Lindsay Lohan’s response to the Harvey Weinstein scandal . At first, you remember, he was accused of being a serial harasser. That was before women came forward and accused him of being a serial rapist, as well. But sexual harassment is a big deal all on its own. And it impacts millions of women every single day. Many fans were crushed by Lindsay’s support of Weinstein. (When his own wife leaves him, maybe it’s well past time to give him the benefit of the doubt) Just because Weinstein had never invited Lindsay, personally, to come and shower in front of him isn’t exactly proof that he never did that — or worse — to other women. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan saw the reactions as accusations that she isn’t pro-woman. And, yeah, that was at least part of the response. She posted and deleted a defense of herself … and included a very accusatory tone. Her initial caption read: “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment as if most women in America cared how I was abused by my exfiancé… when not one person stood up for me while he was abusing me…” She seems to be ignoring countless people who posted concern for her and condemnation of her (now former!) fiance. (I know that I certainly wrote about it at the time) “You could only imagine what it feels like to come out as a #strongwoman BUT, acknowledge this, we all make our own choices and wake up in our own beds in the morning.” That line does not make much sense. At all. “I prefer to go to my home and wake up alone. #BESTRONG let us not blame anyone as #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights” Note that her first hashtag reads “be strong,” not “best rong.” So … Lindsay spiraled into incoherence in a way that we normally expect from people who are still mastering English and are not native speakers. But you know what? Anyone can find that their thoughts didn’t quite translate to paper. In any case, Lindsay Lohan deleted that original caption and replaced it. The  Mean Girls  star and tabloid legend has changed her tune … up to a point. At the very least, she’s much more succinct and no longer seems to be trying to shame the women of America. “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment #strongwoman #BESTRONG #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights” We guess that, to Lindsay, she saw a fan response but not a massive movement that she now sees in the wake of the Weinstein scandal. Maybe that rubbed her the wrong way. Maybe she was just being defensive and trying to deflect. Honestly, we don’t even know if poorly Lindsay herself could tell us why she says some of the things that she does. Let’s cut her some slack. Remember that, in her own way, Lindsay is sharing a #MeToo story. View Slideshow: #MeToo: Stars Share Stories of Sexual Harassment, Assault “Whatever anyone says, I am FOR #womenempowerment #strongwoman #BESTRONG #karma will always takes its toll. #womensrights”

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch… She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me… I am guessing this is a show about porno or the start of porno in the 70s, I don’t think it was necessary to cast someone in their 70s..but I guess that’s what they did…and here’s a glimpse into her performance she’ll likely win awards for… The post Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch… She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me… I am guessing this is a show about porno or the start of porno in the 70s, I don’t think it was necessary to cast someone in their 70s..but I guess that’s what they did…and here’s a glimpse into her performance she’ll likely win awards for… The post Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner’s Selfie of the Day

I guess the Kardashians aren’t getting enough attention with their 5 girls in the family pregnant for a fun and over the top tabloid storyline that I guess proves people still care about what this family is up to….so they’ve staged some Blac Chyna lawsuits and I guess told Kendall to take some booty pics or selfies or whatever this is, it looks edited and not like a selfie for me, in some brain washing erotica to keep up their momentum. I am still amazed that the family exists, that people follow them or care about what they are up to, they are trashy brown people, I thought America was racist and would want nothing to do with this…yet for some reason they keep earning, they keep getting TV shows, and I guess they are still proof that society is fucking doomed…bring it on Apocalypse we need a fucking RESET. The post Kendall Jenner’s Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner’s Selfie of the Day

I guess the Kardashians aren’t getting enough attention with their 5 girls in the family pregnant for a fun and over the top tabloid storyline that I guess proves people still care about what this family is up to….so they’ve staged some Blac Chyna lawsuits and I guess told Kendall to take some booty pics or selfies or whatever this is, it looks edited and not like a selfie for me, in some brain washing erotica to keep up their momentum. I am still amazed that the family exists, that people follow them or care about what they are up to, they are trashy brown people, I thought America was racist and would want nothing to do with this…yet for some reason they keep earning, they keep getting TV shows, and I guess they are still proof that society is fucking doomed…bring it on Apocalypse we need a fucking RESET. The post Kendall Jenner’s Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple of the DAy

I don’t know why I am still posting this nonsense, but here’s Bella Thorne’s hard nipples and some slutty video compilation of her in lingerie “acting” not that “acting” really means anything…it’s more just her existing and getting in front of the camera to act a fool while perverts watch, or because perverts will watch and that in and of itself is all she’s good for..and with her body looking like this…I am all for it…but that face, it’s getting more and more jacked up and tranny….she’s shit, useless, but having a good time…and I guess not giving a fuck what anyone really thinks as long as she keeps getting paid and making that money…it’s all a joke, it’s all a troll, and we are the suckers being blinded by the probably fake tits… I just think there’s so much more to the world than being a vapid, mall brand of a human…why isn’t she saving AIDS babies, even if AIDS isn’t a death sentence..there’s more that she could do with her day and audience than show off tits…but why would she…because America celebrates and rewards this shit. The post Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alina Baikova’s Shirt of the Day

Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy… She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her glamourous lingerie pics… She’s in America and knows how to get noticed to get rich guys into her…because she’s into that #metoo shit, if the price is right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alina Baikova’s Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bianca Balti Hot Pics of the Day

Damn girl…get it.. Bianca Balt is good…but she’s fucking old, in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…but still good…. despite being in her mid 30s and a mom… It’s probably the Euro thing, some Mediterranean diet high in good fats like olive oil and fresh produce because we’ve all seen how fat and disgusting moms of 2 in America look…I’ve been to Walmart.I know how it is..and The only titty grabbing they are doing on camera is for their boyfriends they met on Facebook after their husbands left them…or while trying to breast feed their kid they just had for child welfare checks…and no one wants to see that shit…I mean no magazine does…but I do, I love that shit, send it over my way, I like moms of all shapes and sizes, it’s a fetish… I just know that moms like this, doing pics like this for their modeling career, are something special… The post Bianca Balti Hot Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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