“BS” Says Richard Sherman About Kaela Carpenter’s Apology For Racist Tweet Richard Sherman is here for apologies for violent racist threats. Earlier this week we reported that Buffalo Bill’s kicker Dan Carpenter’s wife got WAY outta pocket after watching Sherman take what many believe is a cheap shot on her husband. She has since offered a weak a$$ apology: pic.twitter.com/7mL0ibAmss — Kaela Carpenter (@KaelaCarpenter) November 9, 2016 But like we said, Dick Sherman has NO country for her… We think it’s fair to say that Kaela most likely wants to “Make America Great Again”. FDB. Image via AP/Twitter
So barring a revelation that he hasn’t revealed his tax returns because he’s been raking in the rubles on Putin’s payroll, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America in January. You may be considering shaving your head, taking a vow of silence and moving into a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas. But before you get fitted for your Dalai Lama robes, you might want to spend some time in the temples of Shaolin – even it means gazing upon the obnoxious smirk of the world’s most punchable face: Allow us to explain: The douche in the photo above is Martin Shkreli. Yes, you couldn’t pick a more apt name for for this human shart stain. It’s like he was lovingly hand-sculpted by the DaVinci of douches. Anyway, you might remember that mug from earlier this year, when Marty went viral after jacking up the price on a life-saving medication frequently prescribed to AIDS and cancer patients during his brief time as a pharmaceutical CEO. Now, Shkreli didn’t raise the price by a few cents to increase profit margins. No, he turned his greed machine up to 12 and hiked up the price of Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill. We’ll save you the math: That’s a 5,455% increase. Most people wouldn’t care for their names being attached to one of the most nauseating news stories of the year, but apparently Marty was starved for attention as a kid, because he ate that sh-t right up. Whether it was harassing female journalists on Twitter or pretending that he broke his hand punching a wall over something Bernie Sanders tweeted, Marty did everything he could build himself a sizable social media following. One of his most memorable stunts involved the purchase of a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album that the group bafflingly only made one copy of. The douche-bait worked, and Shkreli shelled out for the album, but instead of making available to others as the rappers assumed he would, he kept it to himself, because “NEVER SHARE ANYTHING, EVER!!!” is the first rule of Penis Wrinkle Club. In recent months, Shkreli became a huge Donald Trump supporter, even though Trump – like just about everyone else on the planet – condemned Shkreli’s douche-tastic actions and basically said he’d like to shove the dweeb into his locker. Shkreli’s love for President-Elect Trump (*has convulsive 30-minute seizure, comes back*) is so profound that he promised his supporters he would stream the album online if Trump won the election. As you know, Trump won the election (*has longer, more intense seizure, crawls back to laptop*), and now Marty is making good on his promise. The only problem is, it’s still hard to find, because the Internet is in the process of slowly giving Shkreli the Uncle Phil-DJ Jazzy Jeff treatment: “More music comes out when OkCupid, Twitch and Youtube unban me,” Shkreli tweeted today. “Trump won, sorry, don’t take it out on me. Getting banned from OK Cupid is no easy feat, so it’s safe to assume that Marty takes a lot of cues from his hero Donnie when it comes to interacting with women. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts We’re not about to link to Shkreli’s Twitter page, but you can find pieces of the album on there. Sadly, he’s no longer auctioning off the right to punch him in the face . Now, THAT we would link to.
As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title… I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be.. I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there… The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys…. I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them…. So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money… Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots… Some of these celebs are: Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter - A video posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Nov 8, 2016 at 1:36pm PST The post Celebrities Who Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a Canadian – I am sure the Trump Winning Election will affect me or my people on some level or another – so when Trump people get mad at me for having an opinion because I am a Canadian – I am reminded why the half retard – great marketer got into office…but I think it’s a troll and he’s not gonna be all that bad…since all he wanted was the title… I did read Art of the Deal many many years ago – and his one point that I remember is that if you become a celebrity and people talk about you – you can have a platform to push and sell anything – and he’s proved that…so maybe people should be praising him for living the American Dream…where rich white people can make it to the top of Politics without ever working in politics…no matter how insane that dream may be.. I find Trump funny, entertaining, he’s an entertainer…he’s from Reality TV and he proves that social media can destroy for trolling – because people will believe anything – you just need that big FB page to get there… The only joy I have from the Trump win is all the celebrities being reminded that they are disconnected in their real white privileged life…that peopled don’t care enough about them to be influenced by them….and that despite their efforts – I’m talking to you Katy Perry..you’ve failed…you dancing Monkeys…. I love that how loud they were about Hillary Clinton – Failed them…. So here are a bunch of celebs who voted LOLZ…advertising they VOTED….most opening with the “I’m With Her”…campaign…that lost because instead of making a difference in the world…they are the worst self involved cunts around…making that money… Anything to remind these celebs that they suck…brings me joy. Fucking idiots… Some of these celebs are: Roselyn Sanchez, America Ferrera, Camille Belle, Cheryl Burke, Alex Daddario, Sophia Bush, Jessica Biel, Sarah Michelle Gellar – Hands, Julianne Hough, Katie Cassidy Dumping Trump, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Wilde, Anna Kendrick FACELESS< Emmy Rossum bug eyeed, Lily Collins - Blake Lively Mouth...and anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried and Kate Hudson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Miley Cyrus, Danica McKellar, Beth Behrs, I put some no names in here also...Sarah Hyland, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Menounos, Taylor Swift... Ariel WInter - A video posted by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Nov 8, 2016 at 1:36pm PST The post Celebrities Who Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body…. She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything…. Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked… So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America… The post Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
On Tuesday night, America elected Donald Trump as the 45h President of the United States. Also on Tuesday night, Showtime aired Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going To Clean Up This Sh*t? It was meant to be a comedy special. It was meant to be a coronation of Hillary Clinton. However, just like approximately half the people in the country, Colbert grew more and more stunned as the results rolled in and a Trump Presidency became more and more likely. Unlike approximately half the people in the country, however, Colbert was actually live on air while this development was taking place. At one point, upon learning just how close Trump was to 270 electoral college votes, he seemed to be at a loss for words. “I can’t put a happy face on that,” he replied. “And that’s my job.” When it was time to sign off for the evening, the outcome had not yet been made official, but it was very clear where things were headed. Colbert had to think of something to leave viewers with as an unthinkable nightmare inched ever closer to becoming a reality. “I think we can agree that this has been an absolutely exhausting, bruising election for everyone,” Colbert said to open his closing monologue, trying for a bit of levity. “And it has come to an ending I did not imagine. We all now feel the way Rudy Giuliani looks.” From there, though, the comedian turned serious and thoughtful. The Late Late Show speculated that the world is “going to be saying, ‘Has America lost its mind?’ And the answer is evidently, ‘Back off, buddy. We’ve got 300 million guns and we’re kind of stressed right now.’ ” Colbert then showed a couple of graphics that depicted a divided nation. They featured the results of polls about how neither side trusts the other. “How did our politics get so poisonous? I think it’s because we overdosed, especially this year. We drank too much of the poison. You take a little bit of it so you can hate the other side and it tastes kind of good and you like how it feels. “And there’s a gentle high to the condemnation.” Colbert nearly broke down upon talking about his mother, who was born two days before women got the right to vote and who wanted to vote for Clinton before she died. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts He went on to deliver a few jokes about things we can all agree on (i.e. Kit Kat bars should be eaten in segments) before concluding as follows: “Above all, we, as a nation, should never, ever have another election like this one. Do you agree? Now, please. Get out there. Kiss a Democrat. Go hug a Republican. Give a libertarian a [sex act]… “The election is over. You survived. Good night and may God Bless America.” On a night with an unprecedented election result, Stephen Colbert gave us something close to an unprecedented television special. Not that he wanted to. Watch his moving closing speech below: Stephen Colbert Reacts to Donald Trump Victory
Sexy Muslim girl Dance Dead Man in River – is Actually Hungover man…. Intense Farewell Dance for their Teacher…. Kid Falls Through Trashcan…. Arrested Woman Escapes Police Car Sloth Gets Food Stolen… Bad Fight of the DAy Woman VS Cops…. The post Failed Robbery – Panty Flash…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a token Jourdan Dunn is a see through outfit…with weird nipple pasties because why not get seen.. Jourdan Dunn is a black British model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Denzel Washington…he’s in everything or Oprah had she not been molested and turnd to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…these black don’t all look the same and don’t all live in the ghettos of America despite what TRUMP thinks… But white run brands need to racistly cast the black people to not get criticized…and she’s eating it up…because make that money… The post Joudan Dunn Weird See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Lecareaux must be from France…because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….which is French…and French girls are great, despite being bitches, they love dirty sex, anal on the first encounter but most importantly…they go to beaches topless…and know that tits, aren’t anything to be ashamed of, but unlike feminists..they sexualize everything….French Girls are good.. This one’s been popping up in a few places and she’s fucking hot…I’m a fan of her work and the highlight of this shoot is that I think there’s an “Easter Egg”…in the form of nipple…see if you can find it…we’ll call it…Friday afternoon games…. This girl’s amazing The post Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
