Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”…. I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver… I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness… I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it. The post Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America… Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country… I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be… The post Salma Hayek Dressed Like She’s Not 100 for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To say it’s been a big year for Michael Phelps would be an understatement on par with saying Ryan Lochte made a bit of a mistake in Rio. In May, Phelps welcomed his first child , a son named Boomer. In August, the fastest swimmer on the planet dominated in his fifth Olympic outing and gifted us with the glorious #PhelpsFace meme. Now, Phelps has reportedly capped off his epic 2016 by tying the knot with his fiance, former beauty pageant contestant Nicole Johnson. Actually, it seems we should rearrange that timeline. TMZ is reporting that Nick and Phelps got married in a small private ceremony in Maricopa, Arizona back on June 13. The news broke today when TMZ reported that the couple had been issued a marriage license on June 9. Shortly thereafter, Phelps’ agent and longtime friend Peter Carlisle confirmed that Phelps and Johnson had indeed made it official. Little is known about the ceremony, other than that it was a closely-guarded affair, attended only by family and a small group of close friends. Judging from the pic Johnson posted the night of the ceremony, the newlyweds decided to make it a casual evening: “Such a memorable night with my lil fambam,” Johnson captioned the image. “Boomer obviously didn’t want to hold still.” Hey, you can’t expect a guy who wears Lycra to the office to put on a tux for his wedding, right? Phelps and Johnson got engaged when he popped the question back in February. Just three months later, they welcomed lil Boomer into the world. Naturally, Nicole and Boomer were on hand to watch Phelps scoop up his 23rd gold medal at the Rio games. Though they’d been married for over two months at that point, Nicole handled questions about the couple’s future wedding plans like a seasoned media pro. “Now we get to have fun,” Nicole said when asked about Phelps’ retirement. “We get to enjoy parts of life that everybody gets to on a daily basis that we had to step away from so Michael could go and do what he needed to do.” Pressed about the wedding, she added: View Slideshow: Nicole Johnson: 19 Photos of Michael Phelps’ Fiancee! “It’ll be small and intimate for the wedding, and then we’re throwing a massive bash for everyone in the states. “I’ve been planning as we’ve been leading up to this, so I think I have the wedding in order and now it’s on to the party for the fun.” It’s good that she’s do adept at handling public intrusions into her private life, as the media’s interest in one of America’s favorite athletes is unlikely to die down anytime soon. Our sincerest congrats go out to the happy couple!
Try telling Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon that one cannot find love on The Bachelor. Granted, we’ve seen an endless number of couples fail to make it down the aisle after the man asked for the woman’s hand in marriage to conclude the latest season of this franchise. But perhaps that was the problem all along: Perhaps The Bachelor was not intended to match up a man and a woman, but rather a woman and a woman . Marx and Scanlon met while filming the 2016 version of Australia’s The Bachelor. They were both aiming to win over star Richie Strahan in the end. As time went on, however, Megan and Tiffany found grew more attracted to one another, as they continued to post photos on Instagram together long after filming ended. These photos would include captions that mentioned the other as “my favourite person,” and/or said “there are many things that I love but this is one.” Was it possible that two women who signed on to find a husband ended up finding true love in a member of the same sex? Yes! On Monday, Marx shared a new photo on Instagram that seemed to confirm the pair’s romantic relationship. “I met Tiffany in a very strange situation. Well…we were kind of dating the same guy…” the caption to it began. We’ll just go ahead and let her take it from there: And it was filmed and put on TV. From that first cocktail party, it was like this instant calibration between souls, as if we had known each other once before. Friendship ripened into something bolder, trust in a very strange situation was formed, and now every adventure we have rivals the other- and continues to make plans for itself. Yesterday I flew this beautiful woman to The Abrolhos islands for her 30th birthday! I have to admit that I felt so so proud to be with her, my favourite person, celebrating such a momentous occasion on the water- a mutual love of ours. She is so confident in the ocean and in every adventure, as if every new experience is a winning of the lottery somehow; a chance to grow and learn and develop. To Tiffany, experience wins over the worldly acquisition of ‘things’ every time- and I think this is why she is so open-minded, so accepting of others, so fun and so at ease with letting winds blow her towards a variety of opportunities. She’s helped me to disintegrate many of the ideals I’ve had that were harmful (about relationships, about career and ‘stability’) and for that I feel set free. Thank you for always asking questions (detective Tiff), for being curious about people, ideologies and the universe; for loving people with such a wholesome love that I don’t know if I would ever be able to emulate. It inspires me. Happy Birthday Tiffany. I love you. We don’t exactly have any more questions about whether or not these two are together, do you? We watch The Bachelor online and/or on television often and we feel comfortable saying this may be the greatest love story ever told on the program. Can you imagine if two women who met on the show fell in love in America?!? What would Chris Harrison say? It would break the Internet as we know it. View Slideshow: 17 Most Shocking Moments in Bachelor History: Who Can Forget #13?!
Taylor Swift is finally back on stage and singing her heart out. That’s right, America’s sweetheart is back, but is she still in good graces with most of her fans? I mean, it was not that long ago there was the whole “Taylor Swift is over party.” That party came on the heels of Taylor pretty much being revealed as a liar. How so? Remember that time she was going on about not giving Kanye West permission to use her in his song, “Famous?” Yeah, well Kim decided that playing nice was a foreign concept and took to Snapchat to lift the lid on what went down. To be fair, the Kardashians have no compunction with lifting the lid about things if it gets their name in the media. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Singer’s Downfall That’s sort of how reality TV stars work. With Kim revealing that Taylor did know about Kanye’s lyrics, and the fact that Taylor’s love life was embroiled in a lot of controversy due to just how fast she moved on from Calvin Harris, Taylor kind of took a step back from the public. There was controversy surrounding Taylor pretty much everywhere for a while. It was needed. There was no way she would be able to come back from that huge downfall while still in the public eye. Add in the fact that her relationship with Tom Hiddleston was in tatters , there was a lot of change for Taylor. Now, it appears that she’s well and truly back to her former self and we’re kind of excited for what the future holds for her. Taylor revealed the news that she would be returning to the stage in a sweet video that proved she was as resilient as ever. Have a look for yourself: Taylor Swift Comeback Concert Announcement Taylor performed in Austin after the Formula One United States Grand Prix on Saturday. She looked pretty damn great throughout the whole thing. On the menu was a bevy of her back catalog of hits, but there was one somewhat surprising addition the set list. That came in the form of “This Is What You Came For.” That was the song she co-wrote with her ex-boyfriend, Calvin Harris. Y’know, the one in which Rihanna normally belts out the vocals. That marked the first time Taylor sung the song life since it was revealed that she served as a co-writer on the track. It’s pretty great that she acknowledged that she owned the track and all, but how must Calvin and Rihanna be feeling right about now? What do you think about all of this? View Slideshow: 18 Most Bitter Breakups in Hollywood History
Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face…. So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome. The post Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was just telling my friend Steve that he needs to plan a trip to either Russsia or really any of the countries that were behind the iron curtain in the 80s…even if it is an era of political insanity…where Putin is getting ready for a Third World War according to my extensive research of reading Facebook Statuses…while Clinton blames Trump for being part of their plan…because the pussy that come out of those countries…even those born in America outside of those countries…are just fucking absurd.. Sure they have no souls, are into money and expensive things, and are on a quest to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go…but they look so fucking good doing it…that it may be worth risking being on the frontlines of Nuclear disaster…to find one desperate enough to get to America to marry you… I know you can order them off the internet, but I am a firm believer in finding your hooker in person, call me old fashioned, but if you’re going to buy a woman…line a bunch up and pick her for your damn self…that way you can tell if they smell, or if their picture is accurate…. Or you can just check out some of their top girls that other people beat you to…like Adriana Cernanova for GQ portugal..she’s fucking great…and if you don’t believe me – just look at her tits… The post Adriana Cernanova for GQ Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michelle Obama is not a big fan of Donald Trump. This, of course, is akin to saying that Donald Trump is not a big fan of women or Muslims or Mexicans or telling the truth. It’s not exactly groundbreaking. But the beloved First Lady got especially up in (muscular) arms on Thursday while on the campaign trail in Phoenix, stumping for Hillary Clinton. The main topic on which Obama focused? Trump’s stunning admission during Wednesday’s Presidential debate that he might contest the election results , doubling down on his ongoing claims that this process is “rigged.” Said Obama in a fiery speech: “When a presidential candidate threatens to ignore our voices and reject the outcome of the election, he is threatening the very idea of America itself.” During the debate, moderator Chris Wallace was aghast that Trump would even entertain the notion of not fully supporting the will of the American people on November 8. “There is a tradition in this country – in fact, one of the prides of this country is the peaceful transition of power,” Wallace said to Trump, adding by way of a question: “No matter how hard-fought the campaign, at the end, the loser concedes to the winner … and the country comes together. “Are you saying you’re not prepared to adhere to that principle?” “What I am saying is, I’ll tell you at the time,” Trump replied. “I’ll keep you in suspense.” Yes, he’ll keep us in suspense, as if this is some kind of TV show that needs a cliffhanger. Donald Trump: I Will Accept the Election Results, Under THIS Condition “You do not keep American democracy ‘in suspense,’ because look, too many people have marched and protested, and fought and died for this democracy,” Michelle said in response to this nonsense… which has been ridiculed on both sides of the aisle. Charles Krauthammer, a staunch Republican contributor to Fox News, said this week that Trump committed “political suicide” by claiming he might not accept the results of the election on November 8. “For the record, our democracy is revered around the world, and free elections are the best way on Earth to choose our leaders. This is how we elected John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, two George Bushes and Barack Obama. It has worked for decades,” Obama continued. “We are fortunate, and I have traveled the world, we are fortunate to live in a country where the voters decide our elections, where the voters decide who wins or loses. Period. End of story. ” A day after uttering these suspense-filled words, Trump made an appearance in New Hampshire. He did not walk back any of his comments, choosing instead to make a joke out of them. “I would like to promise and pledge, to all of my voters and supporters and to all of the people of the United States, that I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election,” he said. He then paused. And smirked. And added: “If I win.” Donald Trump Makes Major Announcement Fortunately, the polls make that possibility very unlikely. Even in a typically (very) conservative state such as Arizona, Clinton has a chance to defeat Trump. This is why Michelle Obama was in Phoenix yesterday, urging residents to take action. “Don’t just tweet about my speech,” she said. “If you liked my speech last week, go vote!” Michelle did also turn her attention to Clinton at one point, praising the Democratic nominee as follows: “Here’s the thing about Hillary: She is a policy wonk. And let me tell you, just for the record: When you are president, that is a good thing. When you are president, knowing what you are doing is a good thing. “Hillary has comprehensive policies to help people. Her opponent has tweets. You decide.” View Slideshow: 23 Times Donald Trump Proved He Hates Women
Milla Jovovich lives. The other day I posted some pics of her in VOUGE, while saying something along the lines of that I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America and I felt lied to….that was only partially true, I mean her fame fizzled out, but she was doing movies, appearances, photoshoots, much more recently than 15 years ago..I hadn’t posted on her since 2012-2013…and I post everything…. People are die hard fans of hers…they fucking love her…so in a way….she will never die…and not just because people still dress like her for Halloween…but because people are weird and get obsessed with specific people…and Milla Jovovich happens to be one of them…I don’t know why… But I do know that she must be in a new movie, making a comeback, on her quest for Oscar…because she’s not just in VOGUE…a post I won’t bother linking….because it was a day or two ago and you should be ontop of everything I write…every last work hanging off your memory…and now she’s in Pop where she’s poppin out them 41 year old mom tits…and it’s not as bad as it could be…I mean it’s not great….but it’s not as bad as it could be… The post Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
