Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the time I told a girl I would like a public toilet clean before she pissed on said toilet – if she’d let me see her pussy…I figured it was a girl’s bathroom, I was drunk, what was the big deal – I’m already fucking gutter garbage trash with a dirty fucking mouth – and parasites – might as well just do this stunt to see some drunk pussy pissing. Yes I’m that pathetic….well needless to say…she didn’t let me watch her pee…but a valuable life lesson was learned – always go second on a deal….because no one, especially drunk women…can’t be trusted…. The reason Lohan reminds me of that is because she’s disgusting…but I still hold her close to my heart…all sloppy titty, unemployed, bratty because she still thinks being Lohan is status or cool..and I guess it is. A novelty act for everyone around her who hang out with her for that reason alone…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and she’s in GQ Mexico, which is less bootleg than you’d expect it to be because Mexico is actually a pretty over populated country with lots of people willing to buy bullshit magazines instead of using the dodgy wifi, because it’s easier to jerk off to a magazine in the bathroom than bringing in your desktop you got from some Charity in America to help poor people learn…. Victoria’s Secret fucking loves their Brazilians, it’s probably their fault that Brazil had a resurgence of tourism because people assumed they could find similar pussy if they went to travel their but instead they got ZIKA, robbed at gunpoint, and witness a few murders before getting aids while fucking a tranny pre tits…which is just a dude in a dress with long hair…on some bootleg hormones purchased in Mexico… I guess what matters is that – here are her nipples…for GQ Mexico.. The post Lais Ribeiro Hot for Brazil / GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last night I tweeted and no one read something like “Hilary Duff has aged horribly” as Hillary Clinton made her boring speech in her pant suit…and some hooker asked me what the reference or the joke was and there really wasn’t much of a reference or a joke…it was more if we’re gonna be talking about a Hillary, let’s get off this annoying feminist Class ceiling that I am sure is a real thing, I just don’t need to listen to fat chicks like Lena Dunham talk about it, and as a Canadian I am not offended by women in positions of power, if anything I like women being the earners so that I don’t have to be….I was just saying let’s focus on fun, hot, silly Hilaries – who aren’t 70 year old public servants…. So today, I bring you Hilary Rhoda, who I am not actually bringing you, I don’t even know who she is or what this shoot is for, she’s just a model on her knees and half naked and I like that better than all the other Hillary that’s been pumped into my brain – and I’m a fucking Canadian and don’t actually care about this shit or that Donald Trump who is clearly a scamming shitty business man who fucks people over saying words he doesn’t believe based on bullshit and not fact but targeting a huge portion of America who don’t believe in google as much as they believe their misinformation in their souls…. Point being…let’s Hilary Rhoda….to silence all the other nonsense going on.. The post Hilary Rhoda is Not Hillary Clinton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hillary Clinton became the first woman to ever accept a major party's nomination for President of the United States on Thursday night. It was a big deal. And, today, yet many people on the Internet are talking about someone they had never heard of prior to the Democratic National Convention, as opposed to this Presidential hopeful. Did you catch the speech of Khizr Khan? Khan's son, Humayun, was a captain in the U.S. Army. When a vehicle packed with explosives approached his compound in Iraq in 2004, he told his men to take cover as he ran toward it. It exploded and killed Khan on the spot, earning him a posthumous Bronze Star. Fast forward 12 years later and Khizr Khan and his wife taking the stage in Philadelphia. During a moving speech toward the end of the DNC, Khan paid tribute to his child; gave credit to Hillary Clinton; and offered a stark, brave repudiation of Donald Trump. “We are honored to stand here as the parents of Capt. Humayun Khan, and as patriotic American Muslims with undivided loyalty to our country,” Khizr Khan said to a standing ovation. He spoke of his son's dreams of becoming a military attorney and how Clinton had referred to his son as “the best of America.” And then he went after Trump. “If it was up to Donald Trump, [Humayun] never would have been in America,” Khan said. “Donald Trump consistently smears the character of Muslims. He disrespects other minorities, women, judges, even his own party leadership. He vows to build walls and ban us from this country.” He continued: “Donald Trum, you are asking Americans to trust you with our future. Let me ask you: Have you even read the U.S. Constitution? I will gladly lend you my copy.” With those words, he pulled a copy of the Constitution from his pocket. “In this document, look for the words 'liberty' and 'equal protection of law,'” he said, once again to a raucous ovation. Earlier this month, Trump promised congressional Republicans that he would defend “Article XII” of the Constitution. There is no such Article. “Have you ever been to Arlington Cemetery?” Khan said. “Go look at the graves of the brave patriots who died defending America — you will see all faiths, genders, and ethnicities. You have sacrificed nothing. And no one.” Pretty powerful stuff. Watch the full speech below:
She’s up the duff and much further along than initially thought. Jenelle Evans has deleted her Twitter account, but not before the internet was able to screen grab some interesting tidbits pertaining to her third pregnancy. True, Evans hasn’t officially confirmed this pregnancy (the father is believed to be her boyfriend, David Eason), but the couple recently got into a car accident, and the July 6th police report states that Evans was ten weeks along at the time and “complaining of abdominal pains.” Before erasing her account, Evans slammed followers for not asking if she was alright after the accident. She was also insulted that no one congratulated her on her hypothetical pregnancy. “Funny someone else comes out with news they are pregnant and the world is overjoyed,” Evans wrote. Barbara Evans: David Eason Held Jenelle Prisoner!!! On Sunday, a text from Evans’ older brother, Colin was tweeted out, indicating that Evans is lying about her due date. “LOL…That’s crazy…but why lie though? I know you told me 5 months but 10 weeks is just laughable. I feel sorry for the baby will have Jenelle as her mother,” the text read. Apparently both Colin and Barbara Evans found out when the public did, but Evans still denies that she’s pregnant. Evans claims that she doesn’t speak to either family member. She did, however, spend July 4th with Babs, per an Instagram. During a Teen Mom 2 special, Being Barbara , Evans live-tweeted about her estranged sister, Ashleigh. “I don’t speak of or to her,” Evans tweeted to fans. “I tried being nice to her and this is what she does. She rolls with majority.” One fan commented that Ashleigh had nothing nice to say about her sister. “Reason why my sister doesn’t even have my phone number or address. She’s always been jealous of me,” Jenelle responded. #Family View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!
Meghan McCain rose to national prominence back in 2008 when her father, longtime Arizona senator John McCain, faced off with Barack Obama as the GOP’s presidential nominee. Obviously, Senator McCain lost the election, but his daughter has held her place in the national spotlight as an analyst for Fox News. And unlike some scions of well-known political figures (We’re looking at you, Bristol Palin!) Meghan has earned the respect of those in her party with her impassioned, articulate defenses of old school fiscal conservatism, as well as her more moderate stances on social issues. So obviously, given her alignment, Meghan is no fan of the GOP’s current nominee, Donald Trump, who has next to nothing in common with traditional conservatives or moderates of any stripe. In fact, just hours before Trump took the stage at the RNC to accept his party’s nomination last night, McCain blasted the candidate in a candid interview with People magazine. “It’s really hard,” said the 31-year-old when asked about Trump’s stunning ascendance. “I understand the voters have spoken. I understand that he’s had more votes than any other candidate – but this is an incredibly polarizing election. 60 percent of Republicans want another candidate. This is not the vision for America I have.” She added that she openly wept when the real estate mogul clinched the nomination. Of course, her feelings may have something to do with the fact that Trump blasted her father early in his campaign, claiming that the former POW was “not a war hero” because he was captured. So will Meghan’s distaste for Trump lead her to pull the lever for Hillary Clinton in November? Don’t count on it: “This is a garbage election with two garbage candidates and America deserves a lot better than this,” McCain told People . But Meghan won’t be joining Ted Cruz and many other GOP faithful who will exercise their right to simply stay home this Election Day. “I’m writing in a candidate,” she said. We’re guessing she won’t be alone. View Slideshow: Donald Trump RNC Speech: What Did He Say?
It's all fun and games until someone goes off the rails. Literally. David Salmon was having a grand old time at a private home outside of Austin, Texas, which boasts a nifty water slide. Unfortunately, when Salmon took part in one of America's favorite past times (right up there with homemade fireworks and beers on a boat), he got more than he bargained for. In the video below, Salmon is seen trying to steer himself down the waterslide with his hand. While rounding a corner, Salmon flew right up over the side and landed ten feet down on a rocky hillside. Salmon was taken to the hospital, where he was treated for a broken arm and broken ribs, along with some serious bruises and scratches. “I'd gone down a few times [before] and it was fast. But this time, I just couldn't slow down ,” Salmon told Fox 4 Dallas. “I threw my arm out and went right over the edge,” he recalled. “For a split second I was like, 'oh no,' and then it was a hard crash. The rest was all blurry,” the 32-year-old said from his bed, eager to stress that while he's OK, he's in a lot pain from what he calls a “freak accident.” Salmon, who told the news station that he doesn't want to be known as “Water Slide Guy,” posted the video and a message on Facebook. “Too dang old to be going down water slides,” he wrote. “Fell off this one that is over a rocky cliff. First time in an ambulance. I'm currently in the hospital in Round Rock. Broke my arm (humerus) and fractured ribs. Multiple lacerations on my back, arms and side. “Just found out I don't need surgery so that's good news! One more night in Austin then I can go home to Dallas.” #waterslide #fail #failvideo #brokenarm #notdead
Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent… But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free. Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat… So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot… The post Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kanye's Phone Convo with Taylor Swift discussing #Famous . pic.twitter.com/szN0vr7ggf — DistinctHype (@DistinctHype) July 18, 2016 Kim Kardashian Outs Taylor Swift So let’s backtrack. Earlier this year, when Kanye West dropped his “Famous” song and it had the lines “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex, Why? I made that b**** famous (God damn)” Taylor Swift let the world know she was outraged and didn’t approve. Kim and Kanye denied this for months and swore the rapper ran it by Swift first. Well now Kim K decided to reveal her master plan, dropping the actual phone conversation on Snapchat for the world to see. Swift was all aboard the song lyrics and even said she’d publicly endorse the song at the Grammys. As we know, that never happened. So it seems like she’s a liar and the Internet is finally getting her out of the paint. And whoever made this, I'm writing you into my will. https://t.co/TfljrbguWA — Kazeem Famuyide (@RealLifeKaz) July 18, 2016 See? So where are we now? Kim K is a down a$$ wife for defending her man. Kanye West seems like a standup guy and the pop darling of America is maybe a lying villain. What a time… Take a look at the Swift slander.
