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A Second-By-Second Breakdown Of Magical Negrodom In The ‘Same Kind Of Different As Me’ Trailer

There’s a movie coming out called The Same Kind Of Different As Me and I could end this article by saying the full name of the book it’s based on is Same Kind of Different As Me: A Modern-Day Slave, an International Art Dealer, and the Unlikely Woman Who Bound Them Together . There are maybe seven words in that title alone that indicate this is some f*ck sh*t. The movie stars Renee Zellweger’s new face™, Renee Zellweger’s southern accent, Greg Kinnear phoning it in, Jon Voigt as Disheveled Donald Trump and Djimon Hounsou filling up the drinking gourd with his dignity before pouring it out in remembrance of what’s left of his career. The movie is pretty much what comes up if you type in All Lives Matter on the Pornhub search bar. So here’s the plot: Djimon Hounsou is a raging, homeless, mysterious savage Black man who needs to be saved by a White couple and their racist dad. Do they save him? Who cares…at least their White, loving marriage is saved. So yay! I originally was going to do this to the Magical Negro Eddie Murphy movie where he sacrifices his whole life and literally dies for the preservation of a White woman. But this trailer makes that movie look like It Takes A Nation Of Millions… had a baby with Gil Scott-Heron. This is the Illmatic of magic negro movies. So here’s the trailer. Let’s talk. :01-:05 – We start with an accent that’s pretty indiscernible. I’ll go on to learn that this is Renee Zellweger’s New Face’s™ New Southern Accent. That’s fine but it really sounds like someone deep fried a Tickle Me Elmo. :05-:10 – We learn that Renee Zellweger’s character – she doesn’t have a name so let’s call her “I Have A Black Friend” or IHABF – had a dream about a “poor wise man who changes the city.” She didn’t mention that he was Black, which is the least believable part of this whole trailer. IHABF seems like the type of woman who will tell you about every time she sees a Black person. She seems very much like the I was at Kroger and a Black woman was in aisle three type of White woman. So there’s zero percent chance she didn’t actually tell her husband “there was a poor wise man in my dream and he was BLACK.” :10 – Waitaminute. That looks familiar. THEY FILMED THIS IN JACKSON, MS WHY HATH YOU DESECRATED MY HOMETOWN LIKE THIS WE’VE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH GET THIS DEVILMENT AWAY FROM MY FAMILY :19 – New Faced Zelly Wegs is working the kitchen. Look in the background. It’s confirmed what I’d suspected all along. Look at how full those seasoning containers are. No need to say any more. :23 – Greg Kinnear is generally a good actor but it’s pretty clear his character’s name is Twitter Egg Avi. He’s the reluctant giver with a heart of gold below his judgmental pseudo-racism. :25-:40 – Ohhh snap! Twitter Egg Avi cheated on his wife’s new face. Tragedy! These two White people are surrounded by homeless people who had devastating tragedies but screw those hobos I’m crying over their failed marriage. Remember: White inconvenience trumps everyone else’s suffering any day of the week and twice on Sundays. :40-:47 – AHHHH SAVAGE! Is this supposed to be an inspirational film or a horror movie. BY GOD THERE’S A BLACK MAN ON THE LOOSE. AND HE HAS A BAT. This is the America Obama always wanted. 1:03 – 1:10 – This is the money shot. Twitter Egg Avi tells Djimon he wants to be friends and we get the slow pan and the soon-to-be infamous “well umma gunna have to think about that.” You know how some actors did deep into source material to really dig into a character? Remember how Leonardio DiCaprio ate bison testicles for his movie about killing Native Americans or whatever? Well Djimon did something similar: he made a DJ Screw tape of old Amos N’ Andy shows and learned how to be the most regressive Black man whose name doesn’t rhyme with Badea. 1:16 – There’s literally hours of B roll that’s just “Black Guy Receiving Styrofoam and Foil” they’ve filmed for this movie. Hours. The carbon footprint on this movie is going to destroy this planet. If depression from watching the movie doesn’t do it first. 1:17 – This is what Donald Trump is going to look and sound like on December 1, 2016 after he’s lost the election and gets his own TV show on Fox News and a column in People . 1:24 – I’m not exaggerating. Every five seconds there’s a clip of White people handing a homeless Black man something. If you listen closely you’ll hear Mike Pence letting out a post-coital moan. 1:29 – Booty had me like… Ha, no but seriously, this is what it looks like when racism is corroding your organs one White a$$ Hollywood movie at a time. 1:30 – This is an actual exchange: I Have A Black Friend: “Kind of sexy what you did today” Twitter Egg Avi: “Hanging out with a homeless guy?” I Have A Black Friend: “How was it?” Twitter Egg Avi: “Actually it was kind of amazing” Then I imagine he says “technically, it’s only 3/5ths of a homeless guy AMIRIGHT?” 1:42 – 1:46 – Oh, now we know why the Black guy is there…to homelessly sacrifice himself for the reclamation of White love. It’s a tale as old as time. 1:53-1:55 – Whether we’s rich or we’s po’ we’s all homeless. WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. Djimon is now preaching in a church and he looks like Meth Danny Glover and I don’t know what this sentence means at all. And what year does this take place in? I guarantee no Black person alive right now says “we’s.” Zero percent. 2:03-2:06 – White love. There’s nothing better. A montage of how the Black guy made White people happy. There’s nothing better. Also, I think his head is stuck to her face. And is this Brad Paisley music giving us the soundtrack? The “Accidental Racist” guy? LL Cool J didn’t die in a Respectability Fire for us to still have to watch movies like these. I can’t wait to go see this movie and leave out yelling at homeless people to stop making excuses and find more White friends to get their lives together. Shoot me. Continue reading

Mady and Cara Gosselin: Not Speaking To Jon Gosselin, Totally Fine With It

Like the rest of America, Mady and Cara Gosselin think their estranged father, Jon is kind of a loser. The twins don’t have a relationship with Jon because they choose not to, not because their mother, Kate tries to prevent it. He makes it seem like we’re being kept from him , which is insane,” Mady told People Magazine. “He should maybe spend some time thinking about why we don’t want to see him, and maybe realize that if he ever does want a relationship with us, talking about us on TV is not the way to make that happen.” Jon spoke to Yahoo! and Entertainment Tonight recently about his broken relationship with his eldest daughters, and his account of what happened is completely different from theirs. “He doesn’t even know us,” Mady adds. “How can he dare to talk about us?” Cara, who let her sister do most of the talking, was at a loss for words when asked about her fractured relationship with Jon. “I wouldn’t even know what to say about him,” she said. Jon thinks that his daughters were being fed lies by his ex-wife , and therefore stopped spending time with him. View Slideshow: 15 Couples Who Fell Apart on Reality Television “Madelyn and Cara, I don’t see that much, or often. We’re kind of not talking right now,” Jon told ET. “Everybody used to come to my house. “You know, it was great, and then Madelyn and Cara just stopped coming, around 12-13 [years old]. I didn’t question it.  I was just like, ‘Hey, do what you want, be with your friends’ and then it just became they’re not coming.” Jon thinks keeping his distance from Mady and Cara is the best thing for them at this point, which is kind of the opposite of what he should be doing. “They’re moving into womanhood,” he said. “They’ll be 16 in October. I hope I can talk to them and develop a relationship in the future. But there’s a lot of stuff that has to go on before that.” This guy needs to STFU and start acting like an adult. View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV

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The Donald Trump Songbook: ‘America The Beautiful’

Here is an updated version of the song that more accurately captures Trump’s view of America

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More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked… She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia…. Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream… All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time… But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good.. Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings… TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michael Phelps Finally Comments On Ryan Lochte’s Lochmess

Ever since Ryan Lochte was caught lying about being held at gunpoint in Rio on August 14th, people are wondering what his teammate, Michael Phelps thinks about the whole ordeal. E! News was able to get a comment from Phelps as he was leaving a Scottsdale, Arizona Starbucks. “We have good people taking care of it, so hopefully,” Phelps said when asked Lochte would come out of the scandal “unscathed.” According to sources at the coffee chain, Phelps “seemed relaxed” and graciously stopped to thank fans who congratulated him on racking up so many gold medals in Rio. Phelps, 31, landed back in America after the games on August 17th, and has been spending his first days of retirement with fiancee Nicole Johnson and three-month-old son, Boomer. Ryan Lochte: Rio Surveillance Video Today, Lochte issued a mea culpa of sorts (kind of) after it was discovered that he and three teammates lied about being held at gunpoint in Rio. “I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend — for not being more careful and candid in how I described the events of that early morning and for my role in taking the focus away from the many athletes fulfilling their dreams of participating in the Olympics,” the statement read. “I waited to share these thoughts until it was confirmed that the legal situation was addressed and it was clear that my teammates would be arriving home safely.” Jack Conger and Gunnar Bent, two of Lochte’s teammates were with him that night, were pulled off a US-bound plane in Rio so that they could be interrogated by officials. Jimmy Feigen, the third teammate, only got his passport back when he agreed to pay nearly. $11,000 to avoid prosecution. “It’s traumatic to be out late with your friends in a foreign country – with a language barrier – and have a stranger point a gun at you and demand money to let you leave,” Lochte continued. “But regardless of the behavior of anyone else that night, I should have been much more responsible in how I handled myself and for that I am sorry to my teammates, my fans, my fellow competitors, my sponsors, and the hosts of this great event. View Slideshow: 19 Celebrities Who Are Simply Huge Liars

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Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day

Well these colored folk sure have come a long way from the slave days…haven’t they, running the music scene, running the pop culture, running Olympic Gymnastics and Swimming, and even acting in movies and not as the token…setting trends in fashion and art…but one could argue, they are still just slaving for the white man, and people could argue that the white man just uses them to shut people up…and this is all part of the white agenda to whitewash America…and pretend that Black Lives Don’t matter…but they aren’t racist because they gave Justine Skye a shitty record deal…because I’ve never heard of her…or they’ve let Jay Z and Beyonce exploit themselves and their craft for money…to the point of singing about money…pretty trashy… Now I don’t know who Justine Skye is, but she’s in a bikini for W Magazine, and I think we can all agree that we are all one color, the human color, and all you racists need to start having sex with those races you hate, because I’m sure after white Sally from the south gets her pussy pounded inside out – or Herb the Hick gets ridden by a black goddess like she was doing a tribal fucking voodoo dance…he’d be less about shooting her the second the government gave him permission to…and more into shooting loads inside her and making babies…they are a fertile people…just go to Walmart… I find it so ridiculous how we’re still having race issues in America, while every single white kid wants to act like a hip hop gangster, you’d think that’d carry the nation – but divide and conquer or something.. The post Justine Skye Bikini for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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BOSSIP Exclusive: Karlie Redd Is NOT 50—But What’s Her Real Age???

“My birthday is April 15…”— Karlie Redd Karlie Redd On BOSSIP’s “Don’t Be Scared” Podcast Remember when we told you that Karlie Redd aired out her ex Lyfe Jennings on our “Don’t Be Scared” podcast …. “When you’re fake from the get-go you can’t even afford to buy —it wasn’t even a bubble gum ring. He’s a fake person so I expected a fake ring.” and then proceeded to announce that she and Tommie Lee were FAR from friends. “Let’s keep it 100, I am NOT friends with Tommie,” said Karlie. “I met Tommie at a club, we are not friends. I don’t have the b*** number, we never went to the grocery store together, we were never bosom buddies, she don’t have my number.” Well while chatting with Dani, Alex and Jah she also responded to the question about her real age. According to Karlie hackers constantly change her age online, and Google even sent her money for the enormous amount of searches in connection to her birthday. “What the f*** is up with them hacking my motherf**** age on Google?” said Karlie. “Today I’m 48, tomorrow I’m 50. My birthday is April 15, the other day it was [listed as] April 2. Google contacted me and said, ‘Look here we got a check for you sweetheart.’ All them searches for your age is like top s*** on Google all the time especially when the season comes around.” 19:55 So just how old is Karlie Redd??? The closest we got to a real answer was this; “No I’m not 50,” said Karlie. “I am absolutely not 50, nowhere near 50, not even close.” WELP! Your guess is as good as ours, how old do YOU think Karlie Redd is??? In addition to her age, Karlie dished on her Playboy podcast and detailed some dating horror stories. Listen to her on Don’t Be Scared below. @KarlieRedd @BossipDBS @HipHopObama @IamDaniCanada @AlejandroDaGr8

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It Will Take 228 Years For Black Wealth To Match That Of Whites

Ever take a look at the Forbes 400 annual listing of Americans with more than $1.7 billion in holdings–there are only two Blacks listed. Even though we keep celebrating the fact that African Americans’ buying power reached $1.1 trillion in 2015, Black wealth still lags woefully behind that of white Americans. Due to a lack a wealth building in the Black community–we tend to spend our money outside the community and don’t save or invest as much–it will take Blacks in America hundreds of years to just to catch up to white wealth. Specifically, it will take a whopping 228 years to close the wealth gap between Blacks and whites in America. This, according to a just released report from the Corporation for Economic Development and the Institute for Policy Studies. Latino families will fair a lot better–it will take them 84 years to close the gap… [ MadameNoire ] This Is The Worst State For Black Americans If you had any plans of moving to Wisconsin, you might want to rethink that. Turns out Wisconsin is the worst state for Black Americans. There are a number of factors making the Badger State a bad place for Blacks, including the fact that is has the biggest wealth gap between Blacks and whites. Blacks in the state have lower median annual incomes, higher unemployment, and lower college graduation rates, according to a new report by financial news and opinion website 24/7 Wall St. The report listed all 50 states on metrics of Black and white inequality. And Wisconsin, which topped the list, was not the only Midwest state that ranked high. Minnesota came in as the second worst state for Blacks, Illinois ranked no. 5, and Iowa ranked the 10th worst state for Blacks… [ MadameNoire ] Tim Westwood Unearths 52 Minute Wu-Tang Clan Freestyle From 1997 Tim Westwood dug deep into his archives and pulled out a vintage freestyle session from members of the Wu-Tang Clan. The year was 1997 and Wu-Tang was riding high off the success of their sophomore magnum opus Wu-Tang Forever. Ol Dirty Bastard, The RZA, Method Man, Masta Killa and U-God stopped by Westwood’s show to shoot some poisonous arts and “bust shots at Big Ben like they got time to kill…” [ HipHopWired ] New Film By Ethiopian Nurse Combats Mental Health Stigmas In Africa [ Huffington Post ] FCC Stops Debt Collectors from Robo-Calling Cell Phones [ Baller Alert ] Gucci Mane Remixes Major Lazer’s ‘Cold Water’ Ft. Justin Bieber & MØ [ iHeart Radio ] Thomas Gibson — Fired From ‘Criminal Minds’ [ TMZ ]

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BOSSIP Exclusive: Terri Williams President And COO Of One United Bank, Largest Black Owned Bank In The U.S. Answers Our Questions

Terri Williams Addresses Questions About Black Banks, One United In recent weeks we’ve seen tremendous growth in the number of new accounts being opened by black people at black owned banks. We reached out to Terri Williams, President and COO of One United Bank — the largest U.S. black owned bank to discuss what their institution offers account holders and to address fears people may still have about opening an account with a black owned bank . BOSSIP: Talk to us about the upsurge in business as of late? Are the reports being exaggerated or is this real growth you are seeing? Terri Williams: Website visits, branch visits, account generation have all increased tenfold. It’s really fabulous not just for us, but really part of a broader message and vision that we as a community are having a broader awareness of the importance of our dollars. BOSSIP: How does banking black help the community? TW: It’s not just banking black it’s actually buying black. It’s the broader point of buying black. I try to share with people that having dollars circulate through a community is how wealth is built… In any community, not just the black community. In our community, our dollars circulate for six hours on average before they leave. In the Asian American community, they circulate for 28 days. In the Jewish community, 19 days. Within six hours we’re spending our dollar in other communities and building the wealth of other communities. Whereas they’re visiting Asian restaurants, using Asian-American plumbers, etc… We’re the largest black owned bank, but the largest Asian American owned bank is worth something like 19 billion dollars. So other communities understand this much better than we do as a community. To some degree it’s understandable because we had to fight you know, going back to slavery and Jim Crow. I like to focus on the positive and look at how far we’ve come as opposed to looking at it as a negative. We have made a lot of strides from where we’ve come, but we still have a ways to go. And this particularly, the awareness of the importance of our dollars, is so critical to building wealth in our community. So it’s more than putting money in a black bank it’s also buying black. Circulating our dollars more in our community. What a bank does, and this is the other thing that people don’t understand is a bank actually recycles dollars. That’s what our role is. You put your deposit in the bank and those dollars are re-circulated throughout the community by who we hire and the lending that we do, and the investments that we make. So all we do is take the funds that are deposited and deploy them back into the community, that’s what banks do. It is more than banking black it really is buying black. BOSSIP: How have you worked to get that message out? We noticed you offer financial literacy classes. TW: We offer Financial literacy classes, but what I will say is that the message that I have just provided is more important to get that message out even more than financial literacy ,such as how to help yourself build your credit or how you can help prevent getting scammed. Those are more personal messages. But this call to action by Killer Mike , as well as others like Solange is really to me providing an opportunity for us to have a broader conversation about the fact that black money matters. And that it matters to us as a community and it’s just important to us again to not just bank black but buy black. BOSSIP: Are all of the One United Branches located in primarily black poor communities? TW: Yes. All of our branches except for one are located in black minority, low to moderate income communities. In Boston we are in Roxbury and Dorchester; in LA we are in South Central and Compton; in Miami we are in Liberty City. We employ people from the community and we are involved in a lot of community organizations in each of our markets. And we offer products and services that are affordable and that help the community in terms of, we didn’t do any sub-prime lending; we do first time homebuyers lending, we don’t charge outrageous overdraft fees. We are for responsible products and people can trust us. We could make more money if we were doing what the other banks were doing, but our role is not to make the most amount of money, it’s really to serve the community. BOSSIP: We noticed you guys offer secure credit cards as well. Are those rates reasonable? We’ve heard negative things about the rates for prepaid cards and Rush cards TW: The difference between a prepaid card like a Rush card and a secured card, is a secured card can actually help you rebuild your credit, because we report to the credit bureau unlike the Rush card. In addition we don’t charge all of those fees that prepaid cards charge. Our interest rate is a reasonable rate for someone who doesn’t have great credit – cause that’s why you’d get it, to improve your credit. And it’s a fixed rate. A lot of banks that offer these secured cards have a variable rate which can go up, but our rate is fixed. I think another thing that is important for our community is we need to start to trust each other. We are FDIC insured. People can put their money in the bank and not have to be concerned about it’s safety. We offer online banking and mobile banking.You can pay by text with us. You can take a picture of your check and deposit it. People think ‘oh the bank’s Black, I have to accept less services,’ when the reality is we actually have better services than most banks. So we as a community have gotten to a point where we actually do offer things that are better for our community than others, but we’ve come from a history of not trusting each other and we do have to get over that. BOSSIP: What is the fee to have a checking account with One United? TW: With a direct deposit it’s free. Same with savings. No limit on transactions per month. And like I said we have wonderful services. We have free online banking, we bill pay, we have great customer service. If customers are having an issue they can call us, send us a message. People have even sent us messages on Facebook and we’ve gotten right back to them. We also offer interest bearing checking accounts. Now the amount you have to deposit is higher, but we offer one of the highest interest rates on a checking account in the country. BOSSIP: When it comes to the other black owned banks is there any type of community organizing with each other? TW: Yes. The National Bankers Association is a trade organization that is really for minority banks, but it includes all of the black banks, and we meet regularly, at least once a year, but sometimes two or three times a year. So we all know each other. And we’ve all been doing this for many years. Most of the black banks were created during the civil rights era when other banks used to not work with us at all. This idea of banking black and garnering our spending power and channeling it back into our community is age old. You can go back to Marcus Garvey. Our civil rights leaders have been talking about this for decades. It’s just now we have the technology to actually do it. So now if you’re black in America but you live in a small town, you can still bank black. BOSSIP: What would you advise someone who doesn’t live in a city where there is a local black bank? TW: Go to OneUnited.com and open up an account to participate in this movement. It’s very simple. You can open up a savings account and deposit $100. And if we can get a million of us to do that, that’s $100 million dollars. So that’s a great way for people to participate. It’s easy to do. FDIC insured. And become a part of what I’m calling this Black Money Matters Movement. BOSSIP: Just one last question for people who still might be hesitant. The number of black banks has decreased from 48 to 21. Is it decreasing because they weren’t FDIC insured or the doors are actually closing because they don’t see the business? TW: No one has lost money by banking with a FDIC insured bank. There’s no way to lose your money by putting your money in a black bank. We are all FDIC insured. So that shouldn’t be a concern, that should really be off the table. Your money is safe. Banks in general have declined and consolidated. One United Bank is actually four banks that have been rolled up to be the largest black owned bank. So banks are consolidating. Some of them are closing but when they do, people don’t lose their money. What do you think about Ms. Williams’ answers? Have you started banking black yet? Do you plan to?

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Kylie Jenner Is Garbage and Here’s her Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 19th birthday – which is amazing – not in a “how quickly they grow up when they are thrown into the media at the age of 4 thanks to their sister releasing a porn – before the mom strapped down and turned it into a business after realizing whoring everyone out is the answer America is ready for….and her dad becoming a woman”…..but in a “bitch looks 45, she’s even got a GUNT like a mom of 4 shades of black at the trailer park….you know the chip eating, chocolate eating, McDonald’s eating kind of body you see at ghetto stripclubs that offer you blowjobs for 40 dollars..or 2 for 1 coupons at any or all fast food spots”…. She’s wearing some tight lace bodysuit, bold for a regular girl, tame for attention seeking trash bred for this…and the only question I have is – does she jack up her pussy lips with her face fillers to give it extra puff…or is she more of a “these are my inner labia, deal”…seeing as she’s doing liposuction / fat transfers and everything else to influence young girls to look like aged haggard strippers. She’s fucking garbage…..the kind of birthday you wish was a funeral…die for your sins and bad influence on the world… She’s a fucking monster…or a clown…either way…a pretty jacked up 19 year old who is not pretty at all… People are loving Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians – some could say it was the best thing that happened to them since being choked out by some 11 inch black cock trying to feel validated in their shallow, materialisitic, money grubbing, useless existence….via my other site no one visits StepfatherPresents Here she is whoring some dress….. The post Kylie Jenner Is Garbage and Here’s her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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