Cora Emmanuel is a model straight from Martinique and by Martinique I mean New York city, where she was probably exporting when some agent or photographer from NYC was either doing a photoshoot or vacationing on the French Caribbean island… I don’t know anything about her, she’s not famous enough to have a wikipedia page, but she is perfect enough for me to wonder where she’s from, where she came from, and whether it was from heaven…but then I remember there is no GOD, but these tits are probably as close they are to a religious experience that I’ve had today….which isn’t saying much…because nothing else has really happened to me today. The post Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic… The post Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic… The post Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, America’s favorite breast implants that killed John Ritter before they were breast implants, at least based on the amount of money she gets paid to play the accessible hot girl in a sitcom based on Friends, but featuring nerds instead of late 90s early 30 year olds in their shitty lives and basic mis adventures…for the simple commoner to grasp… Well, along with making 100,000,000 dollars the next 5 years, on top of all the money she’s made the last decade of acting in TV shows…she’s also getting a divorce… to some dude she dated from 90 days after being engaged to some other dude….because she’s unstable… America cares, at least pervert socially awkward dudes who watch Big Bang Theory care, because for some reason, dudes love when the actresses they want to marry who are on their favorite shows, are single…because it gives them hope that they will have a chance, if by some miracle they win the lottery or end up working in Hollywood, where these people who only date their own exist… I am not one of those dudes, because as a married man, I realize marriage is garbage prison, even when you cheat…it’s like this annoying disease you can’t seem to eliminate, without killing it or yourself…it’s only godo to cash in with…something her next husband will be doing… That said, I’m more into her selfies.. Via INSTAGRAM TO SEE HER IN THE PARK, CHUBBY, BLOATED, RETAINING WATER, THIGHS RUBBING TOGETHER, NO WEDDING RING CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It may be Friday, and folks around the nation may be enjoying a few rays of sunshine before the weather turns cold, and the Pope may be gracing America with his presence. But this is still a tragic day for millions of young men and women around the globe. Okay, mostly millions of women around the globe. But the point still remains: Zayn Malik quit One Direction on March 25, 2015. That’s six months ago today. As a result, the hashtag “#6MonthsWithoutZayn” has been trending worldwide on Twitter, with one user summing up most people’s feelings by writing of One Direction at the moment. “4 in our eyes. But 5 in our hearts.” How true, right? Another 1Der Tweeted “Still waiting for you to come home even though I know that you won’t change your mind,” while another simply wrote: “I’m emotional.” We all are, especially due to how crazy everything has been since Zayn left. Malik has since split from fiancee Perrie Edwards. He’s also signed a solo record deal, saying he left One Direction to make real music . OUCH. One Direction, meanwhile, has announced the release date of its next album (November 13). But it’s also made a far more heartbreaking announcement: the group will take an extended hiatus in 2016 . If the boy band never reunites, the outcry from Twitter may very well take down the entire social media universe.
It may be Friday, and folks around the nation may be enjoying a few rays of sunshine before the weather turns cold, and the Pope may be gracing America with his presence. But this is still a tragic day for millions of young men and women around the globe. Okay, mostly millions of women around the globe. But the point still remains: Zayn Malik quit One Direction on March 25, 2015. That’s six months ago today. As a result, the hashtag “#6MonthsWithoutZayn” has been trending worldwide on Twitter, with one user summing up most people’s feelings by writing of One Direction at the moment. “4 in our eyes. But 5 in our hearts.” How true, right? Another 1Der Tweeted “Still waiting for you to come home even though I know that you won’t change your mind,” while another simply wrote: “I’m emotional.” We all are, especially due to how crazy everything has been since Zayn left. Malik has since split from fiancee Perrie Edwards. He’s also signed a solo record deal, saying he left One Direction to make real music . OUCH. One Direction, meanwhile, has announced the release date of its next album (November 13). But it’s also made a far more heartbreaking announcement: the group will take an extended hiatus in 2016 . If the boy band never reunites, the outcry from Twitter may very well take down the entire social media universe.
Her name is Lindsey Shay… Apparently, she’s from Pretty Little Liars. She been in very important shows like Aliens in America and 10 Things I Hate About You and I doubt you’ve ever heard of her… But now she’s in a see through shirt, showing nipple, covered in blood…it’s like she either tapped into your most recent fantasy because you hate women, ever since you mom left you…or the last time you had sex with that affordable hookers who’s head pretty much blew the fuck up when you were punching her in the face because you hate women, ever since you mom left you.. Either way, nipples, death, blood…what is wrong with this girl…or is she just perfection…figure it out loser… The post Lindsey Shaw Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 6 and 7 aired Friday on WE tv, as we continued to watch the train wreck that is K-Dubs’s marriage to Hank Baskett. What did we learn on this double (groan) installment? Watch Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 6 Online We begin Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 6 with another out of town gig for Kendra, who will be on Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition. Somehow, she keeps getting these kind of work deals. En route to the airport, Hank remarks that he’ll be sad to miss her birthday. Kendra’s response? “Like we don’t spend enough time together, Hank.” Wow. Burrrrn . With assistant Eddie in tow, she arrives in New York to film Worst Cooks with Jenni “JWoww” Farley among other quasi-celebrities. Over lunch, Wilkinson gets a message from a troll asking if Hank Baskett is gay , a claim Wilkinson tells her assistant would really bother Baskett. Really? That’s what he’d be worried about at this point? If you watch Kendra on Top online , you know they’ve had their share of issues, but at times it’s as if she chooses not to let them heal and move on. Kendra also goes on about how she doesn’t like kissing – not that she’s scared of it, she just doesn’t like to have to do it to make Hank feel good. Legitimate point or marginalizing he man’s needs? Watch Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 7 Online You tell us, but on Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 7 , we find Hank buying his wife a sexy new car for her birthday, which he’s just thrilled about. Will Kendra be equally psyched? It’s not immediately clear. While he’s doing his chivalrous thing, at this moment, she’s hanging out with her aunt Chris, who brings up the difficult subject of Wilkinson’s mother. That’s when our girl unleashes the line of the evening: “I feel like I’m being raped every minute with my mom.” Wow. How so? “She is the most sadistic abuser.” “I was really mentally f–ked.” Some might take issue with her word choice, but Chris seems to sympathize, while urging her niece to “keep a spot in your heart for reconciliation.” The episode ends with Wilkinson lonely and horny , headed to a gay bar and proclaiming that Hank doesn’t need to know everything she’s doing. Best of luck, you two. View Slideshow: Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: So in Love?
Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba… Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at… All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes… This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America… The post Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break…. She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
