Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white. I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars… Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her…. Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item… She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way… The post Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A photo posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 31, 2017 at 2:41pm PST Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass.. I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary… That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down…. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Newslady Forgets She’s Using a Glass Table Creepy Dominos with Bricks – Watch to the End Woman Slaps Herself After Failing Driving Test Woman VS Cop Who Gave Her A Traffic Violation 16 Year Old Dude Fights Ex Girl and her New Boyfriend Violently Being Beat To Death by a Liquor Bottle Never Trust the Sidewalk Escaping the fourth Floor – Using Bed Sheets Tied together Truck Takes Out Toddler The post Topless in the Intersection and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Dec 24, 2016 at 10:06am PST Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, so being on the beach in a bikini all festive with her Surfboard Christmas tree video just makes sense…it’s some mele kalikimaka shit…that makes all of us snow covered assholes feel like assholes because we could just fucking move to Sri Lanka or Thailand or some shit and fuck 12 year old boys while eating pineapples or some shit….you know living the weird fucking dream a lot of British people seem to have… Not that this video has anything to do with 12 year old boys, other than the firmness of her surf ass, chip a tooth on that shit like it was the spotted Candy Cane you’ve been watching your grandma inappropriately suck on the last 24 hours…all red and white in some skimpy bikini bottom, that has less coverage than most underwear I’ve seen on girls, but the little skirt trim makes it so formal….the kind of thing you’d wear to a wedding, or Christmas church….you know…a dress in the bikini surf world… So Happy Holidays to you Anastasia Ashley…and keep up those opening shots – they really set the mood! The post Anastasia Ashley’s Video Holiday Card of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paris Hilton’s old neck, jacked up tranny face, has been featured in a photoshoot for a magazine, because the 90s are in right now, hipsters love that shit, and Paris Hilton is one of the big players of famous for nothing, something that paved the way for so much social media narcissism, that she’s an icon or leader to all these fame whores…. I think she looks like shit, her neck and hands look old, her face jacked up, and overall just a stupid parody of Paris Hilton – or her pink princess branding – that she did on purpose because she understood marketing…. To me she’s not relevant, but then again I can’t access her social media to see all the great things she’s doing in Arab countries like Lohan…because Arab countries recognize the brand name and buy into it….I guess her or her team have blocked me from seeing her nonsense, because I don’t think Paris Hilton is a fan of me, or maybe her social media team isn’t a fan of me, you have to keep in mind that back in the pre-social media era, sites like this were the only place to go to see celebrity bullshit get them call them out- so there’s no doubt that me being blocked from seeing her social media posts is intentional…she’s clearly not a fan…it’s old people problems…you know…2005 shit… Which is fine with me, because I don’t like Paris Hilton, I don’t find her hot, I only appreciate that she’s skinny, and that if I want I can see her pussy in various pictures of her, and not only is she the reason for Kim Kardashian, who did the exact same fucking tactic as her, and made more money, she’s paved the way for so many other hookers….so I guess that’s ok also… I don’t know what she said in the article, or if I care to find out her insight on tricking marketers to pay her and give her a show for being a silly character…but you can find out more VIA GALORE The pics are enough Paris Hilton bullshit for me. They bore me – but are a parody of Paris Hilton, shit the 20-25 year olds grew up with – so they probably fucking LOVE this shit….I’m more into her pussy work…even if it’s herpes pussy work…it’s still her best work… The post Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads…. In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish…. Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN…. Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics… GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES The post Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more
29-year-old Anastasia Ashley may have started as a surfer – and even won a national title at the age of 16 – but now she’s a surfer / MODEL, and isn’t afraid to show off her banging bod on social media! Is that the most perfect ass in the world? … read more
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:49pm PDT There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica…. BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far… I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
