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Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old. The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit. Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.

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Angelina Jolie Wants To ‘Explore’ Cleopatra On The Big Screen

‘I hope to one day [play her], but we don’t have it all together,’ actress tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena Angelina Jolie Photo: Bryan Bedder/Getty Images James Cameron may no longer be attached to a new big-screen adaptation of Cleopatra’s life, but “The Tourist” star Angelina Jolie is still considering tackling the tale of the complex Egyptian ruler. While there hasn’t been much progress on the news front for that film, Jolie expressed her excitement about the idea of taking on the role once famously played by Elizabeth Taylor. “I hope to one day [play her], but we don’t have it all together,” she told MTV News at the New York premiere of “The Tourist,” where she was joined by her co-stars Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany, as well as her beau, Brad Pitt. “All the pieces are not together.” Jolie said that if everything does eventually fall into place (rumor has it real-life love Brad Pitt may play the part paralleling Richard Burton’s role in the Taylor film), she thinks there will be a great story to tell. “I think there’s a lot about her history that’s not been explored and properly done,” she added. Egyptian queen Cleopatra had a steamy love affair with Roman leader Mark Antony that ended with both committing suicide. Cameron also recently spoke of his excitement about Jolie potentially playing the part. “There’s a Cleopatra project in the works, meaning that it’s been in development at Sony,” he explained about the Brian Helgeland-penned script. Helgeland won an Oscar for his adaptation of “L.A. Confidential.” “And it’s a subject that’s always fascinated me. So yeah, I’ve been talking to them about it but no decisions have been made. But it sounds hot, doesn’t it? I mean, Angelina Jolie and Cleopatra? To me, that’s like a slam dunk. Whether I wind up doing it or not, I think it’s going to be a great project,” the “Avatar” director said. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘The Tourist’ Related Photos ‘The Tourist’ Premiere In NYC ‘The Tourist’

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Brad Pitt: Angelina’s Booty Is Up for Grabs

Filed under: Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie , Movies , Beauty Brad Pitt used the NYC premiere of ” The Tourist ” on Monday night to cop a feel of Angelina Jolie ‘s backside. Brad is supportive of all of Angie’s parts. Read more

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Chelsea Handler Defends Her Angelina Jolie ‘Tirade’

‘I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother,’ comedienne joked on her talk show. By Eric Ditzian Chelsea Handler Photo: Jason LaVeris/ FilmMagic Perhaps it was a slow news day, but somehow the week kicked off amid widespread reports of Chelsea Handler bad-mouthing Angelina Jolie. At a stand-up performance over the weekend, Handler called out the Oscar-nominee for being a “homewrecker.” That’s the sort of girl-vs-girl throw-down the Web gobbles up with glee. Handler, it seems, had just returned from vacation with her pal Jennifer Aniston — who, of course, was once married to Brad Pitt, before he went off and got together with Jolie — and came out swinging onstage. The comedy bit became Monday morning news fodder and delivered the rather entertaining sight of the ladies from “The View” discussing the incident alongside former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. On Monday night, Handler responded to the supposed contretemps on her E! show, “Chelsea Lately.” “They were talking about me on ‘The View,’ talking about me and my Angelina Jolie tirade,” she said. “Can I just say that I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother?” Did Handler go over the line, or is she guilty of nothing more than unfortunate, post-vacation timing? According to the comedian, she’s been popping off similar material for years. “That’s why she stole someone’s husband — because she’s hot and she has crazy sex and she cuts herself,” she said during the stand-up performance. Whatever the case, the story took off and Handler took to her show to defend herself, declaring that she’s realized one thing from the situation. “If I’ve learned nothing from this, it’s to write new jokes,” she said. What do you think of Handler’s comments about Angelina Jolie? Tell us in the comments.

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Brad & Angelina’s Twins Get Carried Away

Filed under: Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie , Paparazzi Photo , Kids Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie shared parenting duties as each carried one of their adorable twins, Knox and Vivienne, out of a store this weekend. The Big Apple is now officially the twin city. Read more

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Angelina Jolie To Retire And Live In Africa

Hollywood superstar and U.N Ambassador ANGELINA Jolie plans to live in Africa after her acting curtain is about to fall down. Angelina Jolie,who stars opposite Johnny Depp in expressed her desire to move her entire family to Africa when and the time comes that she will decide to accept less acting work. Jolie along with Angelina Jolie To Retire And Live In Africa is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Spotted in NYC: Brangelina and the Twins!

Under fire thanks to everyone from Bosnia to Chelsea Handler , Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bundled up twins Knox and Vivienne for a trip to NYC Saturday. Flying into the city from Paris, the family hit up Lee’s Art Shop in Manhattan, where the children appeared wide-eyed at the crowd that surrounded them. Little Knox even mirrored his dad’s style for the trip. Check it out: BROOD-ING : Brangelina and two of their biological offspring brave the New York cold and crowds. Sweet family, no? [Photo: Pacific Coast News Online] “One seemed simple, and it’s just double the fun. It’s surprising how soon their personalities have started emerging,” Pitt said of the couple’s twins. “But it’s really important that everyone gets their individual time as well as group time together.” Jolie has been making the rounds promoting The Tourist . Watch the trailer here .

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Angelina Jolie Hits Backs Against Bosnian War Movie Criticism

‘There’s one person who has a gripe,’ actress says of war victim’s complaint. By Eric Ditzian Angelina Jolie Photo: Toni Passig/ WireImage After initially seeking to ease tensions with a Bosnian women’s group that has raised concerns over Angelina Jolie’s directorial debut , the actress has now spoken out against the group’s leader and called her worries out of touch with mainstream opinion. The Women Victims of War and its leader, Bakira Hasecic, have been speaking out against Jolie’s untitled film — and a purported storyline in which a rape victim falls in love with her captor on the eve of the 1992 war — leading this week to Hasecic’s declaration that she intended to file a complaint with the United Nations refugee agency. Speaking with Reuters in Paris, Jolie hit back against the criticism. “There’s one person who has a gripe,” Jolie said. “The absolute majority of the people, population, the cast, prime minister, president have been extremely supportive,” she explained, adding that the vast majority of the film’s crew had lived through the war, which lasted from 1992 to 1995. In October, Jolie struck a much more conciliatory tone regarding Women Victims of War’s concerns, saying in a statement, “My hope is that people will hold judgment until they have seen the film.” But after Hasecic’s group filed a complaint with the UN, for which Jolie is a goodwill ambassador, the actress-turned-director has become more pointed in defending herself. Previously, a rep for Jolie denied the movie contained any plotline about a rape victim falling in love with her rapist. In her October statement, Jolie said, “There are many twists in the plot that address the sensitive nature of the relationship between the main characters, and that will be revealed once the film is released.” Jolie told Reuters she initially planned to pen a screenplay focusing on the often delayed international response to international conflicts, but that her research led her to focus on the former Yugoslavia. “It kept leaning toward Yugoslavia at the time, I wanted to learn more about it and the people, the more I read and learnt, I was drawn to that part of the world,” she explained. “I met artists from that part of the world and found they were extraordinary for what they’d gone through, so I wanted to give them a platform.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Skinny as Fuck of the Day

Angelina Jolie is looking fucking skinny….and these are her ankles Brad Pitt wears as scarf when he’s not too busy looking at himself in the mirror while her jerking off to memories of Jennifer Aniston….not that anyone ever does that…because that whole crying to be knocked up everytime throws off the memories…but you get what I’m saying… Here she is teaching her baby how mommy got her first job….and really the life lessons needed to get thru this hard hard rich kind world…

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Brad Pitt by a Nose … Hair

Filed under: Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie , Jennifer Aniston Brad Pitt is almost 47-years-old now — and even he’s starting to develop old man features … like wily, untamed, yet oddly sexy … nose hairs. Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more

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