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Farrah Abraham Responds to Vaginal Rejuvenation Backlash!

You know how Farrah Abraham is shamelessly plugging vaginal rejuvenation on Instagram? In addition to questions over why the 26-year-old would possibly need the procedure (leading some to wonder if she might be having incontinence issues), the fact that Farrah was posting about it at all stirred up controversy. Well, now Farrah’s responded to the backlash, so … brace yourselves. Okay, so as we mentioned, Farrah posted a little video of herself consulting with a conspicuously made up doctor who talked to her about the procedure. The procedure involves moving a wand of sorts in and out of Farrah’s vagina for several minutes. This isn’t the first time that Farrah Abraham’s gotten her vagina rejuvenated , folks. “What this does is distributes little wounds through radio frequency which kind of breaks up the collagen and forces it to restore during that healing process, so everything becomes tighter and you actually experience …” And then Farrah Abraham, to our cringing horror, says “Like I’m 16 again!” (Let’s not hold up 16-year-old girls as some sort of sexual ideal, because that is incredibly gross, folks) Folks on the interwebs did not hold back their thoughts about Farrah, either, even criticizing her in the context of being a mother. Though the procedure described was not surgical, one follower thought that it set a bad example for Farrah’s 8-year-old. “My god … poor little Sophia. A mother who ‘loves’ her body so much she altered every bit of it. Great example. I hope Sophia will grow into a strong and independent woman who does not need her ‘mother’ to be around.” Again, this is not the same as a boob job or a nose job, though there  are  surgical forms of vaginal rejuvenation. “Farrah why? I understand you’re a mom and need the procedure for personal reasons but why make it public? Have respect as a mother for your child and for others.” As we mentioned, though vaginas almost always revert to their previous size after childbirth, the treatment that Farrah received could be used to attempt to treat postpartum incontinence. Another was perplexed why a woman Farrah’s age would need any sort of “rejuvenation.” “Aren’t you like 25? Why do you need this?” Farrah is 26, but that is “like 25” and the question remains reasonable. But Farrah spoke out against the controversy that she herself created with her posts. “My lady parts are happy.” How nice for them? “I don’t know. I just like to share things, especially if it’s good and health related and I don’t know. Today though it’s just about fashion, Sophia and I’m just proud of this little baby boss.” Before she deflects to her daughter (yeah, we saw that), Farrah explains what looks like a clear advertisement as part of her fondness for sharing things. One, it was probably an ad. Two, it seems like she loves negative attention. “I think it’s just best to ignore negativity and only welcome positivity in your life and I think that shows for Sophia and hopefully myself over the years and I’m just really happy about that.” That sounds like a positive message. If you’re thinking that Farrah sounds like a great mom, though, remember that she admitted to forgetting Sophia in a store . Which is difficult to imagine. “I would say I do that by complimenting her and making sure she feels secure — whether it’s with her eyebrows or whatever it may be.” Didn’t Farrah pluck and wax her daughter’s unibrow when Sophia was still preschool aged? If Sophia has insecurities about her eyebrows, we think that we can identify their source. Now, there’s a lot to criticize about Farrah that’s totally fair game. But, though nobody wants to hear about it, she can alter her flesh prison as much as she likes. If we want to have choice words about Farrah Abraham, we can talk about how obnoxious she can be. Or about how she sets feminism back by another year every time that she tries to mask her Lena Dunham-like quest for negative attention by wrapping it in the flag of female empowerment. Or, better yet, you can raise hell about Farrah Abraham’s disgusting and racist antics on reality television. What she does with her vagina, though, is pretty much up to her. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

Katy Perry posted a panty flash on her instagram with a fetish dude…and it was not very magical because I couldn’t zoom in and see stray public hairs or the definition of her vaginal lips or even the gunt of fat about her pussy that usually moms in their 40s get, but that Katy Perry has managed to pull off due to her awkward dancing and need to keep her tits since it’s all people care about when it comes to her… I know, shocking, you’d think “I kissed a girl” was worthy of being forever immortalized in a stone monument somewhere for it’s genius catchy lyrics in a time of early lesbianism….you know a real cultural moment…and not just candy coated garbage pop… I don’t hate Katy Perry. She’s lovely..I just like calling her fat. The post Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Hot for Interview Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a bikini model from Denmark. She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, under any circumstances, especially not the vaginal way, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted… That said, she’s amazing, and in Interview showing hot body and I may or may not be in love with her…despite her un-christian upbringing…

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Hoes Keep Writing: Karrine Steffans Promises New Tell-All Is On The Way

Who is still smashing this chick? Karrine Superhead Steffans Announces New Tell-All On Social Media Karrine “Superhead” Steffans came into infamy when her 2005 Book “Confessions of a Video Vixen” hit stands and turned the rap game on its head with her explicit tales of whoring her way through the Hip Hop industry, naming names and giving dates and locations. She spring-boarded a rash of similar tattletale nonfiction and even taught put some newbies on to game in the process. Now, nearly a decade later , Superhead says she’s on her way back to bookstores…we assume to recount even more of her vaginal misadventures: Seriously…10 years later and she hasn’t written about anything other than the whos, whats, whens, wheres, and hows of her lady business? Maybe this book will go deeper than her last three, but with her focus on vengeance it seems like she’ll just be ushering more people’s private business to front street. Will you be grabbing a copy?

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OK FINE….One more Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

Back by popular demand, at least the popular demand that stems from my penis communicating with my brain, a little obsessive and repetitive about shit, here’s another Miley Cyrus Turning Me On picture…in what is my third Miley Cyrus post today and probably my 100th this month, because I’m totally drinking her kook-aid, but unfortunately, I am not drinking her vaginal or even anal secretions, you see the things I would do for Miley push even me to the limit, but that’s just the kinda thing you do when you want to be a K-Fed. I can’t help myself..or as Miley would say… We just can’t stop…. Shout outs go to the creep her watched the video over and over and over to realize she’s flashing her twat in her We Just Can’t Stop video,

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Carly McKinney, Colorado Math Teacher, Suspended for Nude Twit Pics

Carly McKinney is a math teacher in Aurora, Colorado. But apparently she’s more focused on the birds and the bees than the Pythagorean Theorem… because McKinney has been suspended for posting naked photos on Twitter! The 23-year old apparently did so under a bio that reads “BearCrunker than most. Stay sexy. Stay high. Stay drunk. Stay free. Stay trippy.” No, really. Think we could make that up? Along with images such as the one published above, Carly allegedly Tweeted shots of herself drinking, stripping, smoking and getting high. Her profile has since been deleted, but she should have talked to the IT department at school: these images will live forever online! McKinney claims the photos were some kind of farce, but they included captions such as “Naked. Wet. Stoned.” and other gems that Courtney Stodden has not yet even thought of. McKinney has been placed on paid administrative leave while an investigation looks into whether she used or possessed drugs on school property. If she does get fired, we hope Carly takes note: THG is hiring!

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Brandi Glanville Plastic Surgery Shocker: She Put WHAT on Eddie’s Credit Card?!

Brandi Glanville does not hold back. Not only did she slash Eddie Cibrian’s tires as payback for his affair with LeAnn Rimes, but she says in her new book that she charged something personal to his credit card: Vaginal reconstructive surgery. The latest Brandi Glanville book excerpt reveals that they would have the “most passionate sex” after their nastiest arguments during their marriage. “I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once,” she admits. “He was actually quite vulgar.” Glanville’s new book, Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders , is on sale February 12. She’s now making the media rounds to promote it. Suffice it to say, between telling Rimes to go f–k herself to revealing ALL the details about her divorce, she’s making the most of her heartbreak now. Her famous feud with LeAnn and Eddie began almost immediately after the Northern Lights co-stars hooked up and broke up their respective marriages. After the spouses’ August 2009 separation, Eddie and Brandi fought bitterly over money and expenses, with Cibrian cutting off Glanville’s credit card. That’s when the model resolved to charge something on his. “I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one,” Glanville said. Not long after the plastic surgery procedure, Cibrian – who wed LeAnn Rimes in 2011 – quickly discovered a glaring charge on his credit card statement. “A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery,” Brandi writes, “He was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'” “I responded simply, ‘Yes. A nose job.’ And I hung up.”

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Lenka Varvarova Titties for Fashion of the Day

If you put stupid shit on a bitches head, it turns from shooting topless pics, like cheap softcore porn, making the girl feel like some low level useless slut….. and becmes art….cuz girls love attention, love being on camera, love being selected from their group of friends to be the girl getting naked, but they’ll only do it if they feel it is tasteful, and not something that makes them look like sluts….even though ultimately, the result is the fucking same and we all see your tits…. But don’t let that discourage you, tricking more girls into getting involved and half naked is a good thing….it helps my world go round. It recruits the girls on the fence to show their tits…and I love looking at tits. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Adam Sandler’s Baby Momma’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Adam Sandler’s wife and baby momma is not that she has sex with Adam Sandler, I mean that is so obvious that I’m sure he looks at her and knows what the deal is, you know after years of not getting laid pre-fame, you kind know why the bitch who would never give you the time of day, is suddenly giving you the time of day…..I am sure he’s not the first awkward, ugly jewish guy who gets rich and suddenly get hot pussy that this has happened to….hell it happens to every rich guy….and I would be happy if it happened to me….cuz who cares all women are equally annoying, might as well be sticking it into something that makes it worth putting up with that annoying. The fascinating thing about her is that her name is Jacqueline Samantha Titone, but yet I’m looking at her mom ass….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself?? Apparently not. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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