So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller . Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.
So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller . Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.
Gorgeous ladies, Garcelle Beauvais and Tracee Ellis Ross , attended Diane von Furstenberg’s ‘Journey Of A Dress’ 40th Anniversary Party this weekend in Los Angeles. You already know we must ask… Who Looked More Bangin???? Check out more pics below including “Ms. Jay,” Anna Wintour, Rosario Dawson, etc. WENN
Continuing to make headlines for less than ideal reasons, Britney Spears nearly suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction during her “Piece of Me” show in Las Vegas. While performing her hot song “Circus” at Planet Hollywood, where she just began her two-year residency, a faulty zipper exposed some serious back. A fan’s Instagram video captured the moment, including the look of abject terror on Britney’s face as she realized she was starting to spill out of her clothes. Still, Spears was a consummate professional and continued the choreography without missing a beat while a backup dancer quickly rectified the costume snafu. Sorry, fellas. So. Close. Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction The 32-year-old singer’s splashy, entertaining, somewhat controversial show kicked off in late December and will now go on hiatus until late January. If you missed it, there have been myriad reports of Britney Spears lip-syncing (and faking her abs ), but our beloved girl packed the house just the same. Check out clips galore after the jump … Britney Spears – Toxic (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Till the World Ends (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Do Something (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Circus (Piece of Me Opening Night) Miley Cyrus Dances to Britney Spears
Talk about starting the new year off with a big bang, and not just in theory. Kaley Cuoco posted a photo on Instagram confirming that she wed Ryan Sweeting! The actress can be seen in a big (and very pink) gown, kissing her tennis pro beau, with whom she’s been in a whirlwind romance for the last six months. Kaley’s photo caption: “Yep 🙂 #thesweetings.” It’s not clear whether they actually got married on New Year’s Eve or sometime before that, but she broke the news around midnight this morning. They’ll never forget their anniversary if so! Kaley Cuoco, 27, and Ryan Sweeting , 26, got engaged just three months after they first got together, and apparently wasted little time making it official. But friends say this couple is meant to be and the fast raack is no issue. “Ryan is such a good guy,” says a Cuoco pal. “They make each other so happy.” Said the star in September: “I know that it seems a little crazy on paper but it works for us … From day one, I just knew immediately and it’s been magic.” Congratulations to the happy couple! For much more Kaley, follow the link to watch The Big Bang Theory online … or just ogle Kaley Cuoco bikini photos and get extremely jealous of Ryan.
Here’s BFF Julianne Hough and Cara Santana working the streets the other day in LA. I’m a little disappointed that Julianne didn’t wear her trademark leggings, but luckily Cara made up for it by sporting an awesome pair of Daisy Dukes. I want to see these two go at it in a leg wrestling match. I think Julianne being the dancer would win, but we’d be the big winners.
Here’s BFF Julianne Hough and Cara Santana working the streets the other day in LA. I’m a little disappointed that Julianne didn’t wear her trademark leggings, but luckily Cara made up for it by sporting an awesome pair of Daisy Dukes. I want to see these two go at it in a leg wrestling match. I think Julianne being the dancer would win, but we’d be the big winners.
Here are my Twitter twin girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe at The Sunset Marquis 50th Anniversary Party. I’m a big fan of these two, but feel that they could use my help when it comes making public appearances. As twins, they should never leave the house not wearing the exact same outfit. I’m loving what Carla has on, but would appreciate it even more if Melissa wore it too. It’s all about marketing ladies. If you’re going to advertise yourself as Twins, I want to see double of everything.
Here are my Twitter twin girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe at The Sunset Marquis 50th Anniversary Party. I’m a big fan of these two, but feel that they could use my help when it comes making public appearances. As twins, they should never leave the house not wearing the exact same outfit. I’m loving what Carla has on, but would appreciate it even more if Melissa wore it too. It’s all about marketing ladies. If you’re going to advertise yourself as Twins, I want to see double of everything.
Her name is Jessica Lowndes and she’s from Canada…a place where girls don’t wear bikinis…but more importantly a place she escaped before we had our yearly party where everyone in Canada gets together to eat bacon and maple syrup in our igloos…because if she did go to that…I would have totally tried to do very erotic things to her…I mean provided her bulky snow suit wasn’t hiding this hot little body that she’s broadcasting to the internet in a “look at me” kind of way I really like…you see tits get hits and when you’re a low level Canadian actor in America trying to make it…hits get jobs and jobs feed egos…almost as well as the famous dudes, rich dudes and producers do on all the dinner dates you know she’s going on cuz she’s thirsty and reaching for success…proven in these pics I want to lick…
