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The Howe Twins Will Blow Your Mind

Here are my Twitter twin girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe at The Sunset Marquis 50th Anniversary Party. I’m a big fan of these two, but feel that they could use my help when it comes making public appearances. As twins, they should never leave the house not wearing the exact same outfit. I’m loving what Carla has on, but would appreciate it even more if Melissa wore it too. It’s all about marketing ladies. If you’re going to advertise yourself as Twins, I want to see double of everything.

The Howe Twins Do NY In Lingerie!

I have no clue why my favorite set of hot twins Carla and Melissa Howe are in New York posing in lingerie and angel wings, but I’m going to assume it’s for a photoshoot of some kind. Because if my dreams were really coming true right now, I’d be seeing this in person and not on my computer screen. Posing in front of a cab is pretty touristy though. What’s next, they’re going to pose topless in front of the Empire State Building? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Please do that.

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The Howe Twins Need The Tuna Not The Dogg

Here are my twin Twitter girlfriends Carla and Melissa Howe hanging around Snoop Dogg. I don’t know why he gets to spend so much time with my girls and I have yet to meet them. Don’t they know Snoop could never give them the exposure that I can and that long term exposure to pot causes impotency? Yes, soon Snoop’s little dog will have boner dysplasia. Anyway, thanks for the pics girls, but next time let’s get together and make a tuna sandwich. I’ll bring the camera.

The Howe Twins Work It In Vegas!

As you guys know, I’m in a Twitter relationship with The Howe Twins . So don’t be jealous, but it has been my life long dream to hook up with twins on some sort of level. Anyway, here is Carla and Melissa working it in Vegas. Now I don’t want to start a sister fight – even though that would be the hottest thing ever, but here is a suggestion to Melissa (left); wear what Carla is wearing next time or something equally hot. Better yet, how about you two just dress the same way every time you head out so that I don’t have to pick a favorite. That way this menage a trois will never go sour.

The Howe Twins Leg Show

Here’s my favorite set of twins, Carla and Melissa Howe , keeping in top shape by taking the stairs instead of the escalator, and coincidentally giving us a great leg show in the process. If you guys didn’t know, the twins love me on Twitter, and their mom does too. So that got me thinking that we should all start a polygamist family together. What do you say, ladies? My mom’s basement is pretty cozy.

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The Howe Twins Bust Out On Their Birthday

Here’s my favorite pair of awesome pairs, Carla and Melissa Howe , out celebrating their birthday by rocking some serious cleavage, drinking straight from the bottle, and letting some lucky girl pretend to motorboat them. I think I just figured out what my own birthday wish is going to be this year. So enjoy the twin hotness, because from everything I’ve seen in movies, as soon as I blow out that candle, it’s going to be all mine. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com

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More Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures

It must be hard work promoting a rumored sex tape, because here’s Teen Mom Farrah Abraham back in a bikini again today. And I’m still pretty impressed by all the sideboob on display, enough to call Farrah our first ever Teen MILF. Let’s just hope that if that sex tape of hers ever does come out that it doesn’t end with Farrah in the delivery room. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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The Howe Twins Show Off The Goods

I thought I knew just about every busty British nobody there is, but apparently I missed a pair: Carla and Melissa Howe . From what I read about the two, they’re twins, they’re Playboy Playmates, and they’re trying to get their own reality show about hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. Which is funny, because I tried to do the same thing last year, but the jerk security guard wouldn’t even let me past the gate. I guess it helps to have awesome cleavage and a hot twin sister. Photos: WENN.com

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