I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man… I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man… I have seen drag queens and trannies…sometimes in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night….and she was on par…her hard face…her over the top dramatics and performance…her whole existence screamed chick with dick…trying to play a woman… But then I saw her pussy and realized some women are just hard faced…manly and jacked up on fillers and botox to look like some kind of Kardashian stripper…it’s a real thing… The post Nicole Scherzinger Instagram Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot but she’s rich… I do find it sad that she killed John Ritter, who after watching IT featuring Seth Green this past weekend, prepping for IT featuring who the fuck cares this weekend seeing as I won’t be going to see it, pretty sad….because John Ritter was a great average at best talent..but a likeable guy…who would probably still be with us if this girl in her mid 20s when he died didn’t contribute to his heart failure while rocking some slutty 90s outfit… They were on a show together, you see there is life before Big Bang Theory, it just didn’t pay as much…but not much does..girl’s going to have over 100 million from the last few years alone and that’s just absurd…considering she’s not that hot, not that talented, but I guess sucking John Ritter Jack Tripper soul…gave her the power to make it…WHO KNOWS…or cares.. She’s in a bathing suit with her dude, possibly her brother, but assuming it’s a lover…or husband or boyfriend…I don’t watch Big Bang Theory or care about Kaley Cuoco…but you do…so here. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… Funny cute chicks don’t appeal to me…but clearly they appeal to someone… The post Elizabeth Banks Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham is hilarious! She doesn’t know it, and she isn’t trying to be, but she just gave us the biggest laugh we’ve had today. In a new interview on the Nik Richie podcast , the host asks the Teen Mom OG star if she puts herself in the same category as Kim Kardashian in terms of ability to command public attention. “I’ve been beating out Kim on a lot of things,” Farrah replies, although she doesn’t explain what these “things” are. “Do you think you’ve surpassed Kim Kardashian?” asks Richie. “I think I’ve surpassed her in certain aspects,” she replies, again not specifying how. “Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey.” If this little tete-a-tete proves anything, it’s that Farrah doesn’t have a very first grasp of either the English language or reality. First of all, Kim may be a narcissistic, overly-vain attention hound, but she’s not a delusional psychopath who lies about rape and screams obscenities at anyone who looks at her sideways. Secondly, annoying as she may be, Kim is an A-lister who would never appear on the podcast of some no-name who you have to Google in order to figure out his claim to fame is writing a blog about porn stars. We asked Kim what she thought about Farrah’s comparison, and this was her response: We will give Farrah one thing, though: she does have a knack for grabbing attention. Unfortunately, it’s because her behavior is so batshit bonkers you have to see it to believe it, and because ‘Murrica just can’t look away from a train wreck. View Slideshow: 31 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
AnnaLynne McCord doesn’t matter… Her intentional nipple slip doesn’t matter… Her career doesn’t matter.. Her five or fifteen minutes of fame are over… But at least she keeps trying…the world….needs girls like this…because otherwise I wouldn’t get my fix of staged nipple slips to get the blogs to write about you like it was still 2006…and I’d have to come to terms with getting older…and more irrelevant…..because times are changing…a lot like AnnaLynne McCord….only I’m well aware of it and she’s still in her delusional, thinks she’s hot an important bubble…that will eventually burst when the paparazzi finally decide to not take the titty flash pics….it will happen..but then again, the paparazzi are as desperate as her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Worthless Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I believe that one day Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh…that she will win an Oscar…that her star will rise and shine again… I believe that she’s got the power to overcome all the negativity, her shitty parents, the negative people and habits she’s created to cope… I believe..that she is an angel sent from heaven… I also believe…she’s bloated as fuck, looks old and battered as fuck…but she’s got a good tan though. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bloated Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits… I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits… So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding… You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb. The post Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some pics of some hard nippled J.Lo with her trophy rebound boyfriend trying to redeem herself for getting knocked up by that weird looking dude….while boosting her ego that she’s still got it cuz she’s J.Lo and can fuck anything….in some kind of mid-life crisis that I’m sure homie is appreciating….cuz J.Lo as annoying as she is is still worth a fuck….and homie better be hoping those tubes aren’t tied so she can be K-Fed…..if you know what I mean…set for life…..and he can pretend she’s the most beautiful woman in the world according to People magazine…..she does….even though we all know it was paid for… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
