Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing…. So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…
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Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day
