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Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day

I like the idea of Australian chicks, they are marketed as being laid back drinkers with hot bikini bodies, sun damage and open minded about getting fucked after a day of surfing, but with the laid back drinker attitude that is down with fucking randoms all the time, comes risk of herpes, which really isn’t that big of a deal since there’s medication to prevent that shit, but not something I’d ignore if a bitch I was about to fuck without a condom told me she had, because why put yourself thru that kind of headache if you don’t have to and that good news is that Sophie Monk takes out the mystery of her pussy because she has fucked Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds while she was still engaged to him, so her just walking around is like a MeetPeopleWithHerpes ad, without having to go thru the annoying sign up process on their website….so I guess she’s providing us with a service that we should thank her for… Pics via Fame Pictures

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Lady Gaga, Naked (Again), Shows Off V

Here’s a shocker for you. Stop the presses

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The Jonas Brothers in Concert: Destroying Drums, Flipping for Fans

When you look like The Jonas Brothers, you can pretty much do whatever you’d like. During their summer tour, the talented trio has delighted fans with hits such as “Lovebug” and “Much Better,” but it’s their on-stage antics that have fans going wild. Earlier this week, for example, Nick and Joe took out their aggression on an innocent set of drums.

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Ashlee Simpson Tries, Fails to Seduce Camera in Melrose Place Promo Pic

This just in : Ashlee Simpson is not sexy.

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Carmen Electra is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

I think it’s time for Carmen Electra to throw that stipperobics DVD she hosted back in and start practicing what she learned cuz she’s lookin’ fat. Maybe she’s getting ready for a role as a fat chick, but I don’t think Carmen Electra ever got work for any reason other than her hot body…. I guess it is normal that with age comes sagging and weight gain and as much as I liked Carmen Electra and her fake tits, that Iam sure she’s glad she has now that her body has started to turn thick and rectangular, and they keep things a little top heavy and curvy like some kind of optical illusion, like most post-menopausal women and that I am sure she was glad she had when she was younger because they are a hug part of her fucking career, but that I am not glad she has because I hate fake tits, not that my opinion really matters to this whore, so I don’t know why I’m bothering writing it out, I should just say appreciate this bitch while you can, because like a roller coaster ride, the fun always comes to an end and I have a feeling these pics are the last fuckin’ stretch and I’m just amazed that with a body like this, she hasn’t had a few kids fuck her shit up, instead she only has her and her laziness to blame…

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Some Kathy Lee Gifford Tit in a Dress for Old Times of the Day

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Before Kathy Lee Gifford was a botox, jacked up face dinosaur, she used to be on morning television in an era when internet porn wasn’t accessible and I only had one channel, pretty much making her my little whore on at least one occassion when I happened to be awake at 9 am. There was just something about her fat tits, the idea of her red pubic hair and her annoying uptight attitude that I liked. I think it had to do with knowing I was far too dirty a motherfucker for her to even throw a dollar at without using hand sanitizer in a time before hand sanitizer existed and I am sure I am not the only one who jerked off to her back when she was on Regis with Kelly, otherwise they woulda never kept her on the show….I’m talking to you Regis…You little pig….

Here are her tits and botox face for old times…….

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You Are Literally Hitler

[ Editor's Note : This Barney Frank thing really has legs, people. Here's the latest in what will hopefully be a series of intellectual conversations between Hitler and a dining room table.] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

My Husband Is Annoying

Link: http://myhusbandisannoying.com/ A NYC wife writes a blog about how annoying her husband is. It's kinda fucked up, but it's all in good fun

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Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…

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