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Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves…. BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available…. SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ryan Edwards Breaks Down at the Teen Mom OG Reunion

Ryan Edwards … well, to say he's been unsympathetic during his entire run on Teen Mom would be a massive understatement. Even in his 16 and Pregnant episode with Maci Bookout, he was cold and distant to both her and their son, Bentley, after he was born. He's always seemed more interested in his own hobbies than he has in being a parent, and it's been sad to see. Recently though, he seemed to reach peak awfulness when he claimed to be killing a bunch of cats that had sadly made their way onto his property. Shortly after that, Teen Mom OG viewers began wondering if he was on drugs after noticing his increasingly bizarre behavior and the way his eyes seemed to be bugging straight out of his head. And then, shortly after that, his father, Larry, kicked him out of the house . In a little interview on the show, he explained that the issue is “just Ryan,” that “I'm over his laziness, selfishness. I'm done with it.” He even said “I'm done with him forever.” In this sneak peek for Monday's Teen Mom OG reunion special, Dr. Drew touches on Ryan's relationship with his father and the fight they had, and Ryan actually cries. Real, human tears. Watch the incredibly touching clip below:

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Ryan Edwards Breaks Down at the Teen Mom OG Reunion

Ryan Edwards Breaks Down at the Teen Mom OG Reunion

Ryan Edwards … well, to say he's been unsympathetic during his entire run on Teen Mom would be a massive understatement. Even in his 16 and Pregnant episode with Maci Bookout, he was cold and distant to both her and their son, Bentley, after he was born. He's always seemed more interested in his own hobbies than he has in being a parent, and it's been sad to see. Recently though, he seemed to reach peak awfulness when he claimed to be killing a bunch of cats that had sadly made their way onto his property. Shortly after that, Teen Mom OG viewers began wondering if he was on drugs after noticing his increasingly bizarre behavior and the way his eyes seemed to be bugging straight out of his head. And then, shortly after that, his father, Larry, kicked him out of the house . In a little interview on the show, he explained that the issue is “just Ryan,” that “I'm over his laziness, selfishness. I'm done with it.” He even said “I'm done with him forever.” In this sneak peek for Monday's Teen Mom OG reunion special, Dr. Drew touches on Ryan's relationship with his father and the fight they had, and Ryan actually cries. Real, human tears. Watch the incredibly touching clip below:

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Ryan Edwards Breaks Down at the Teen Mom OG Reunion

Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne… I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical… I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl…. But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are…. I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed…. Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Hot For Instagram of the Day

I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds. In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness. There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica…. Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….

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Monika Pietrasinska Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who Monika Pietrasinska…I googled this bitch and found nothing…I just know that these weird topless pics of her modeling lingerie for one of those really classy lingerie companies you would assume low level pornstars buy because it is affordable and the perfect level of trashy to maintain their whore image…. Based on her last name, I have to assume she’s Eastern European…based on her fake tits, I am going to assume she is in the sex trade, whether high class escorting or stripping…based on this post….I think I may want to date her and live out a Disney caliber love story with her…via my penis.

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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit in her Bikini for OK MAgazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been assassinated…and not just cuz the word ass comes up twice in that word…but cuz she represents all that is wrong in society. I mean the only really blowing up and or cutting that has happened to her is in post production editing on every picture of her…when really she should be drowned to rid the world of evil…. I have never seen her in person, but I can just tell that I am pretty sure she doesn’t look like this…in fact I am pretty sure she is really fucking fat…she just manages to keep a flat stomach and more importantly push that fat in a variety of directions through straps and harnesses to make her laziness flatterine to more than just the black man… I know she’s pretty much fallen off the map…but I saw these pics and they looked so fake….that I had to post them….

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High-Tech Trash Bins Rat Out Residents Who Refuse to Recycle

Photo via orphanjones Cleveland residents are about to get an extra incentive to recycle — if they don’t, their trash bins will tattletale and they’ll be slapped with a $100 fine. The city is starting a new program that features trash bins embedded with microchips. If the recycling cart isn’t rolled out to the curb on a regular basis, trash collectors are prompted to go through the bins to make sure recyclables are being sorted correctly. If they’re not, the residents will pay for their laziness. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Update: Men’s Health Stopped Writing New Cover Lines Years Ago

Yesterday, Men’s Health editor David Zincenko got caught cutting and pasting old cover lines onto the new issue of his magazine . Today, he explained that it was a deliberate “overall branding strategy.” Boy, was he right. It goes far beyond the similarities between the December 2007 and December 2009 covers that was discovered yesterday

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25 Extreme Examples of Laziness

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