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WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day

Uptown girl Christie Brinkley is a lot hotter at 62 that her her ugly kid she’s got with Billy Joel…the suicidal, dark, gothic one named Alexa Ray Joel….but then again she’s a lot hotter at 62 that most 20 years old…and it’s creepy… Clearly, she’s had plastic surgery, clearly her tits have been lifted or implants have been put in, her hands tell a different story than her face…but she still looks insanely hot…and it’s confusing me…someone who thinks 30 is retirement age for a bitch… It’s safe to say that she’s just a really vain LA based person who truly believes that her looks are all she’s worth, which is probably true, I mean she was a busty Sports Illustrated bikini model…so in her downtime – all she does is fixate on her looks…and work on her looks…because what else is she to do with that pile of fucking money…and why wouldn’t she… She makes being menopausal as erotic as it should be, you know not being able to get pregnant is something that could be erotic for those of us into cumming in bitches but never trusting the bitches we cum in, always planning to legally change our names, while keeping enough money for a plane ticket to get to another country fast….the second after she tells you “I’m pregnant and keeping it”….it’s just most menopausal chicks are terrifying…and in ways…I call Peter Pan syndrome…Christie Brinkley is fucking terrifying…it’s just so unnatural…but amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money… Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance… I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good… That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity… THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul Reunite For Hilarious "Reality Show," Barely Legal Pawn!

If last fall’s Breaking Bad finale left you fiending for more Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, then today’s your lucky day, b-tch! Well kinda. Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are working together again, but sadly, they’re no longer filling the streets of Albuquerque with that sweet blue crystal. Instead, they’re attempting to buy Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Emmy so that she can make good on a drunken promise to buy an island, which is the next best thing when you think about it. Look it’ll all make sense when you watch the clip: Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul: Barely Legal Pawn Sure, “Barely Legal Pawn” is a little lighter in tone than BB, but it features a lot of the elements that helped make the AMC series a classic: The chemistry between Cranston and his co-stars, a shocking twist ending, and yes…Paul uttering his favorite expletive. But, of course, if the clip still didn’t satisfy your jones, you can always watch Breaking Bad online at TV Fanatic. And hey, while you’re there check out full episodes of Veep starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Call us Heisenberg and Captain Cook, ’cause got what you need, b-tch!

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Kim Kardashian Enjoys Mexican Date with Her #SexyMan: See the Photo!

The Mexican vacation is over for Kim Kardashian. She must tragically go from posing for bikini pictures in another country to… posing for pictures in her native country. But before leaving Punta Mita, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star enjoyed a date night with husband Kanye West, posting a new picture of the couple to Instagram and writing as a caption: “#MexicoNightsWithMySexyMan.” We’re not sure how Kim found time to look so well-rested for the evening out, considering she tried to nap earlier in the day, but couldn’t do so because someone dared to snap a photo . The stars were staying for a few days at Casa Aramara, Joe Francis’ beachfront estate; Kanye has been working on his new album there, while Kim has been whining about her weight. Kardashian has flown frequently to Mexico often this summer while West recorded new tracks south of the border. North West even took her first steps in Punta Mita during a July trip there, as Kim excitedly wrote online soon afterward: “Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool!!!! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!!” In other words, as you can tell here, Nori got more accomplished in Mexico than Mommy did: Kim Kardashian in Mexico: Bikini Pics Galore! 1. Kim Kardashian: Bikini and Boobs! We’d recognize these boobs anywhere! It’s a photo of Kim Kardashian lounging around in Mexico.

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Cahiers du Cinema Top 10: ‘Holy Motors,’ ‘Cosmopolis’ Best Of 2012

It’s that time, folks! Kick off the end-of-year deluge of Top 10 lists with the best films of the year, as selected by Cahiers du Cinema . Because why bother waiting for the rest of 2012’s Oscar hopefuls to screen when you’ve already had your mind blown by Leos Carax’s wondrously WTF Holy Motors ? Cahiers du Cinema ‘s Top 10 of 2012 (via MUBI / TOFilmReview ): 1. Holy Motors (Leos Carax) 2. Cosmopolis (David Cronenberg) 3. Twixt (Francis Ford Coppola) 4. 4:44 Last Day On Earth (Abel Ferrara) 4. In Another Country (Hong Sang-Soo) 4. Take Shelter (Jeff Nichols) 7. Go Go Tales (Abel Ferrara) 8. Tabu (Miguel Gomes) 8. Faust (Alexadre Sokourov) 10. Keep The Lights On (Ira Sachs) Of the honorees on the arthouse-centric list, Carax’s Holy Motors , a transfixing ode to cinema and performance anchored by Denis Lavant’s lead performance, should be the one to pop up elsewhere most frequently this season on critics’ lists. Abel Ferrara makes the list twice — not too shabby considering that both 4:44 Last Day On Earth and Go Go Tales earned mixed acclaim from critics. And who would’ve thought, four years ago when the first Twilight movie launched him into the teen idol stratosphere, that Robert Pattinson would not only make the Cahiers du Cinema Top 10 but come in with a film in the #2 slot? Looks like teaming up with Cronenberg was RPattz’s best career move , after all. The Google translation of the Cahiers du Cinema December 2012 issue is rough, to say the least, but Stéphane Delorme’s editorial (located online here ) states, among other agendas of the issue (translated from French: “Rather than commenting on Tops, we prefer to dwell on the failings of contemporary cinema copyright”) that the publication’s Top 10 selection “shows that we expect from cinema audacity and heart.” And who can argue with that? Sound off with your thoughts below. [ Cahiers du Cinema / MUBI / TO Film Review via The Playlist ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Katy Perry Upskirt Fan Video of the Day

Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs…. She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate…… Remember watch it on mute…

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Katy Perry Upskirt Fan Video of the Day

Here’s some video that was emailed to me…I don’t know when it was shot, I just know that you should definitely watch it on mute…I also know that it is a favorable angle of Katy Perry pig, cuz you get to look up her skirt like a perver, without having to look at her busted up face, or thick fat, hideous, disgusting legs…. She is such a fucking joke, but I know you like her and her muff gut…an I know you like perverted videos shot by perverted people…while all I see is an overrated, sloppy fucking bitch with a dimply ass who I fucking hate…… Remember watch it on mute…

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Audrina Patridge Fake Useless Tits in a Bikini of the Day

After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy , I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing. I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing. The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused…. I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing. Make them stop. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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After finding out that staring at a girl’s tits is healthy , I figured I’d help you live longer by posting these pictures of Audrina Patridge….I am not sure if the study applies to fake tits, I just know it makes for a good excuse when busted checking out tit and if you’re wondering why I chose Audrina for this task, it is cuz her tits are all she’s fucking good for. Without them, she’s nothing, so whatever sugar daddy, or actual daddy who sorted her out with these implants is, she is forever indebted…cuz it landed her a role on a show and what might be her own show…unless of course these are just staged pics, trying to stay relevant. #losing. I will argue that staring at Audrina’s tits will kill you, because of the frustration that she’s more important than you in the eye of the world, when really she’s nothing by a fucking whore who belongs on a street corner. #losing. The anger she brings out in people, mainly me, can’t be good for me on any level, especailly when it is happening while she’s half naked…it just leaves me confused…. I was sure the cast of The Hills were going to kill themselves when the show ended…but they still live….#losing. Make them stop. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that… That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

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